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Feb 17th, 2004 09:27 PM
Ghost of Fraiser this is like the time me and niles had to share a cabit with two beautiful women, let's just say i only got some heavy petting, and that was from Eddie, drat.
Feb 17th, 2004 08:22 PM
executioneer THE JEW THE ITALIAN AND THE REDHEAD GAY
WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER ON AVENUE A
WE ALL SEE THE WORLD IN OUR OWN WAY
THE JEW THE ITALIAN AND THE RED HEAD GAYYYY

-willie
Feb 16th, 2004 06:59 PM
Pee Wee Herman You could room with a gay guy. Seriously. They'll make you look all sensitive and shit when you have girls over and you don't have to worry about him fucking your girl, and they clean up after themselves.

Seriously.
Feb 16th, 2004 03:15 AM
Big Papa Goat I'd go with the jew. You'd be the original odd couple!
Feb 15th, 2004 10:00 PM
Evil Robot Nevermind, aparently my credit rating is not satisfactory to rent a studio apartment. This just pisses me off since I live in a wealthy area. There are more wealthy people here who can easily afford the average $1500 rent that passes for moderacy around here than there are poor people. What kind of person did she expect to get after advertising an apartment for 1/3 the price of other apartments? And another thing that pisses me off is that I later spent about $190 for a subscription to Easyrent.com (pretty good listing though) to get the phone number for another apartment on the same lake only to find out it was the same phone number as the landord who turned me away.
Now I'm left with the choice of either
A) Living in what could only be described as "a crackhouse with a floor so crooked it induces vertigo and the roaches are so big they might steal your car"

B) A house share in a nice place but my roomate would be an anal retentive middle aged jewish lawyer who washes his hands 30 times a day.

C) move to my family vacation home in upstate New York which would cause conflict with the vacationers that we rent to during ski saeason who pretty much cover all the bills for the house for the whole year. Theres also the problem of finding a job in the most economicaly bullshit areas of the country.

I leave it upon you, fellow internet user who has a hard enough time making your own decisions, to influence mine.

PS Shut up metamn I refuse to spellcheck since you all get the gist of it.
Feb 11th, 2004 09:55 AM
Dole Wow, never seen that emoticon before. Quite handy, as I pull that face several times a day...a bit less green and rotund when I do it though.
Feb 11th, 2004 09:21 AM
Carnivore
Feb 11th, 2004 02:37 AM
Anonymous I thought this was going to be another Carnivore thread.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:29 PM
MisSFiT Can't guys piss on just about anything without a problem?
Feb 10th, 2004 11:29 PM
Drev Hey for something that good, I wouldn't mind to share a bathroom. I just hope they have those toliet seat sheets. :/
Feb 10th, 2004 11:28 PM
Evil Robot It's $560 a month, and theres only one bathroom one the floor, so unless I wan't to piss out the window I have to share the bathroom.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:25 PM
MisSFiT Why do you have to share a bathroom?
Feb 10th, 2004 11:20 PM
Drev Ah.

So what is the cost of the place?
Feb 10th, 2004 11:19 PM
Evil Robot The bomb has been diffused, seals win.
Feb 10th, 2004 11:07 PM
Snatchtastic
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There's a bomb on the boat.
Feb 10th, 2004 10:07 PM
Evil Robot I was just thinking how great it would have been if I had a camera when I went to see it, but I wont be moving in until their done re-sheekrocking and painting it and all that stuff. Probably about one to two weeks.
Feb 10th, 2004 10:04 PM
Mockery *cough* photos *cough*

Feb 10th, 2004 10:02 PM
Evil Robot
Watch me brag about my new apartment!

Beutiful, second floor, right on the water with use of a boat slip. It's a big studio with my own kitchen but I share a bath with a strager. All I have do do now is trade in my dirtbike for a boat and I can be that Supercool guy who shows up at a marina bar at the dock, not the parking lot (chicks dig Supercool guys). I wonder how long I can go without actually meeting the person I share a bathroom with?

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