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Apr 8th, 2004 05:44 PM
James
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
You see, James would need a penis if we were to do that.
I'd borrow yours, but I don't want to lose horribly.
Apr 8th, 2004 04:56 PM
kellychaos You still here?
Apr 8th, 2004 12:38 PM
The One and Only... You see, James would need a penis if we were to do that.
Apr 8th, 2004 08:39 AM
da blob Space-time crack. That's why we feel nauseous. Unless it's the thought of OAO and James comparing their respective penis measurements.
Apr 8th, 2004 08:23 AM
Anonymous I can't see anything after the triple post?
Apr 8th, 2004 08:22 AM
Rev. Danno What the crap! The board is telling me i'm on page 6 of 5...
Blob you are right!
But it's less about lenght and more about girth.
Or at least that's what I keep telling myself...
Apr 8th, 2004 08:13 AM
da blob Oh come on, we all know what the only important thing is - cock size.
Apr 7th, 2004 12:26 PM
Rev. Danno What?
Apr 7th, 2004 06:24 AM
Rev. Danno Double post?
Apr 7th, 2004 06:22 AM
Rev. Danno Rev. Danno says...
At first show little intrest; smile, be nice, but nothing more...
Next, talk to others around the woman you want to meet, let her know stuff about yourself with out talking to her directly.
When you do talk to her, be a bit of a playful jerk, "hehe, what the hell is that in your hair", or "You're rather hot for a 15 year old, no really let's see some ID... That's so fake, no way your 25..."
Pretend to listen, and act like you care. These all work wonders for me!
Apr 6th, 2004 10:04 PM
Anonymous How cute. He's like a happy-meal Helm.
Apr 6th, 2004 09:48 PM
Raize
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Originally Posted by Terra
What women really REALLY like is somebody who is sensitive, caring and tender. THIS is the big mystery. From these three traits ALL good things flow.
Which would explain why chick dig gay guys.

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But you probably will never get it. Your idea of making love to a woman is to beat the shit out of her with a baseball bat and then assfucking her into a coma. In some cultures that might be fine but your in the wrong hemisphere for that shit.
OMG, you're turning me on.
Mar 31st, 2004 10:26 PM
sadie i smell like ylang ylang myrrh. :O
Mar 31st, 2004 08:57 PM
Slinky Ferret

I think you are obsessed with sticky fluids.
Mar 30th, 2004 07:48 PM
Helm
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Anyway Helm what are you worrying about you're yummy and have long hair.
FOSSILIZED FECES SKIN!

Besides, I was joking. I don't really think that women are inherently evil and are put on this earth just to torment us. I just think they smell. Bad. And I like it. Nothing gets the juices flowing better than smelly hairy armpits and viginal secretions. Periods!. . I made a joke.
Mar 29th, 2004 09:57 PM
Royal Tenenbaum You all know suck harder than me! Ugly women that like ugly men are hilarious.
Mar 29th, 2004 09:55 PM
Ghost of Fraiser you got the Nobel Nerd Prize for posts ZANG!

(DONT YOU DARE NEXT POSTER, IM GONNA RING YOUR NECK, i mean STING YOUR PECK)
Mar 29th, 2004 07:33 PM
Esuohlim And yours is an honorable mention! ZING

(By the way, the joke is over, next poster )
Mar 29th, 2004 06:54 PM
da blob Congratulations, you just won the Most Stupidest Post of the Century award.
Mar 29th, 2004 01:42 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Girls that like men with long hair are either greasy morons or lesbians that like really ugly women.
Mar 29th, 2004 11:59 AM
Slinky Ferret
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Originally Posted by Helm
Slinky seriously now, it is in everybody's best interest in you give up and agree with everyone in this thread that women dig jerks, ok? 'Cause this whole girls are nice and they like people's eyes and smile and be talkative girls like that it doesn't matter if your flesh looks like it's made out of fossilized feces thing you're trying to pull off is freaky and it doesn't work and it scares me, ok? Women are put on this earth to turn us down and fuck our friends and generally torment us. THIS IS AN ESTABLISHED FACT. EVERYBODY THINKS SO. STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD!
I've had enough of jerks. I want a man who actually sticks around and the only ones that are going to do that are the nice lads.

Girls aren't nice. I can be a right bitch at times and I'm guilty for messing men around as well. I just think some girls take longer than others to find a decent lad. I don't think its the fact that they are bastards that attracts girls to them, its the fact that they are confident in themselves.

*sighs* Think of things this way. Looks fade. Personality doesn't.

Anyway Helm what are you worrying about you're yummy and have long hair.
Mar 29th, 2004 09:00 AM
Royal Tenenbaum The sad thing is you're not joking.
Mar 29th, 2004 08:46 AM
AChimp I'd date you, Proto.
Mar 29th, 2004 01:37 AM
Slinky Ferret
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Originally Posted by James
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Originally Posted by glowbelly
he's afraid to go to college or rather he has some stupid excuse as to why he doesn't have to/want to go to school.
I was forced to withdraw after my first semester, due to severe depression. Take that for whatever you want, I don't give a shit.

So fine, there are no tricks, there's no point to this thread. I'm very disappointed in you all. Worthless.
James, you may find that getting depressed is quite common, but by quitting you are letting it win. Depression is an illness but you will not always be that way. Sometimes you have to grit your teeth and face everything and find a way to cope. I'm sure college is just as tough as uni, but I think pain builds character and makes you a stronger person. Life is hard at times, but there is always something worth fighting for. There should be some councillers or whatever they are at college. Go and see them because that is what they are paid for. You can vent at them and then it helps you rebuild your life.

If it helps you to know I was really depressed last year at uni. Some of it was self made but alot of it was just lots of little things that happened all at once and just dragged me down. I was depressed for pretty much the whole academic year and it was only once I moved back home I could really sort myself out. However, despite all my little hardships I managed to pass the year. Not brilliantly but I passed and now this year I'm getting good marks because I kept trying and didn't give up.

This is what happens without sleep for almost 24 hours!
Mar 28th, 2004 07:08 PM
Protoclown My apologies for not coming into this thread to tell you off earlier, James, I just saw it today.

Perhaps if you weren't such a fucking misogynist, you wouldn't have a problem attracting the ladies.

Just be yourself, dude. You have to believe in yourself. Sooner or later, some girl is going to be interested. If not, well, you'll get a bunch of female friends (provided you're actually talking to them), and that can't hurt.

I've got more female friends than I've ever had before now, and I'm hanging out with them all the time. I'm interested in two of them romantically, but for right now we're just friends. One of them clearly is NOT interested in me romantically, and the other one might be. So I'm spending more time around the one who MIGHT be interested in me, just trying to get to know her better. I'm not trying to rush or force anything. She thinks I'm funny and nice, and if that puts me in the "friend" category forever because I'm not a "dangerous asshole", so be it. I'm not going to pretend to be something I'm not. I'm going to be myself. And eventually the right girl will see the "real me" and like what she sees. If I'm lucky. If not, at least my life wasn't a pathetic lie.

And all these generalizations about how "girls go after this kind of guy" or "girls like this" are just generalizations. Remember that. People are individuals, with their own likes and dislikes. Nobody can be neatly categorized into groups...unless they're really insanely boring or something.

But I still think you're a fucking misogynist.
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