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May 10th, 2004 12:44 PM
Royal Tenenbaum The fact it was so big that he couldn't get it out of his ass.
May 10th, 2004 02:52 AM
Cosmo Electrolux what was is, exactly, that prompted you to measure your dick anyway?
May 10th, 2004 12:23 AM
ProfessorCool Every 20 at the hour
May 9th, 2004 07:31 PM
The One and Only... In due time.
May 9th, 2004 07:31 PM
da blob go measure your dick
May 9th, 2004 07:28 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by Karnage
I know ONE girl who has all that. But sure, she does chores, makes me laugh, is great in bed, and dependable. Doesn't change the fact that she's a cold, heartless bitch. It's usually the apparently perfect ones that are bitches...pardon my language.
That's why ******s like them.
May 9th, 2004 06:40 PM
whoreable happy mothers day CaptainBubba
May 9th, 2004 05:40 PM
CaptainBubba I hope a mod gets in here soon to ban your ass.
May 9th, 2004 05:21 PM
Matt Harty YOUR LANGUAGE IS AN OUTRAGE
May 9th, 2004 05:19 PM
Karnage I know ONE girl who has all that. But sure, she does chores, makes me laugh, is great in bed, and dependable. Doesn't change the fact that she's a cold, heartless bitch. It's usually the apparently perfect ones that are bitches...pardon my language.
May 3rd, 2004 10:46 PM
Spastic Colon Didn't see that one coming. (there should be an emote of a smiling face getting hit by a train)
May 3rd, 2004 03:49 AM
Sethomas Didn't Groucho Marx draw these same conclusions?
May 2nd, 2004 04:12 PM
Matt Harty so tru virne so tru
May 2nd, 2004 12:57 PM
Virne 6. But most importantly it's crucial TO FIND a woman first.
May 1st, 2004 04:52 AM
ProfessorCool
Re: The 5 secrets to a Successful Relationship For Guys

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Originally Posted by Anonymouse
1. Its important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks, cleans, has a job.

2. Its important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. Its important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. Its important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. Its important that these four women never meet.
Thanks Jesus, but your a tad late with the news.
Apr 30th, 2004 07:58 PM
Big McLargehuge HAY JIXBY YOU SIR ARE RIGHT
Apr 30th, 2004 04:22 PM
Jixby Phillips *HIGH FIVES* Anonymouse

YEAH UNLESS THEY WANNA EMAT UP FOR A FIVESOME THATD BE HAWT
Apr 30th, 2004 02:27 PM
Anonymouse
The 5 secrets to a Successful Relationship For Guys

1. Its important to find a woman who works around the house, cooks, cleans, has a job.

2. Its important to find a woman who makes you laugh.

3. Its important to find a woman who is dependable and doesn`t lie.

4. Its important to find a woman who`s good in bed and who loves to have sex with you.

5. Its important that these four women never meet.

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