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| May 8th, 2004 12:29 AM | |
| Shostie |
Change in Program "Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that due to a sudden bout with malaria, Graham Kerr, 'The Galloping Gourmet,' will not be appearing tonight. In his stead, the part of Jar Jar Binks in tonight's interpretive reading of George Lucas' 'Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace' will be read by Sir John Gielgud." *a stagehand runs on stage and whispers to the announcer* "What?" *whisper whisper* "Dead?" *whiper* "When did THIS happen?" *whisper whisper* "Four years ago? Huh..." *exit stagehand* "Ladies and gentlemen, there is yet another change in the program. The part of Jar Jar Binks will be read by the exhumed CORPSE of Sir John Gielgud. We regret any inconvenience." |
