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Jul 14th, 2004 09:53 PM
Demogorgon I think vampires are immune to mono...
I got it really bad. All i could eat for 2 and a half weeks had to be very cold and very soft. Not to mention the lack of all energy and other effects. Miseable time. But right after I recovered (they said I could still pass it to others for a six month period) neither of my two girlfriends in the next six months got it (yes, kissing, I'll point it out before some intolerable moron does). But then again, I think I got it from a water-fountain... :/
Jul 14th, 2004 01:56 PM
Anonymous that was good ;<
Jul 14th, 2004 01:33 PM
Pub Lover with Chimp.
Jul 14th, 2004 09:16 AM
Matt Harty lol
Jul 13th, 2004 08:12 PM
AChimp Hmm... I will submit your suggestion to my artistic director for the sequel.
Jul 13th, 2004 07:14 PM
Perndog

That was funny on so many levels.

The skull on my desk is resting on a hand, actually. You should fix that part.
Jul 13th, 2004 06:49 PM
Mr. Vagiclean i am so buying that game
Jul 13th, 2004 06:44 PM
FartinMowler I'm the unborn bat child of Perndog :/ lucky I'm liquored up or I would get upset.
Jul 13th, 2004 06:30 PM
GADZOOKS Wow
Jul 13th, 2004 06:12 PM
AChimp































Jul 13th, 2004 02:54 PM
kellychaos Summer lovin' ... happened so faaaast.
Jul 13th, 2004 12:02 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by *FARTINMOWLER*
So far I have never mentioned what I say or do on this site to my wife or kids because I'm ashamed to talk to any of you, and that's the way it should be, so go and kill her so she never know's what transpires in these secret and boring pieces of your inane, pasty faced life of a biography.
That was actually pretty funny
Jul 13th, 2004 11:16 AM
Pub Lover Oh no, Pern played the 'internet isn't real' card.

What a jerk.
Jul 13th, 2004 10:56 AM
Perndog Unlike you, Fartin, I-Mockery does not constitute a portion of my real life, and anything that does or does not happen in this little online world has absolutely no bearing on my everyday existence. I have no qualms laughing among real friends for a moment about the ignorance of a lonely teenaged virgin whom I will never meet.

As far as having anything better to do...how long do you think it takes to speak one sentence? I'm not sure about you, but for those of us who actually have a respectable command of our native language, it's hard to regret the waste of those three seconds.
Jul 13th, 2004 06:17 AM
FartinMowler
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Chimp, that's just your inner (outer?) virgin talking.

I have summer flings, too, because I like going out with pretty girls and I don't want to be abstinent for four months just because everyone's home for the summer. Does that make me extremely, extremely shallow, too, or is it okay for guys and not for girls?

Moron.

Oh, and I told her you said that and she now wants to kick you in the nuts.
You really have nothing better to do than tell your girl friend what Achimp said on the internet? So far I have never mentioned what I say or do on this site to my wife or kids because I'm ashamed to talk to any of you, and that's the way it should be, so go and kill her so she never know's what transpires in these secret and boring pieces of your inane, pasty faced life of a biography.
Jul 12th, 2004 10:41 PM
executioneer hitman would you please go into detail as to how skanky is not a subset of shallow and use proofs
Jul 12th, 2004 06:08 PM
the[Hitman]
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Girls who have summer "flings" are extremely, extremely shallow.
i think you meant extremely, extremely skanky.

if they have one with you imagine how many were before you...
Jul 12th, 2004 04:12 PM
HickMan I made out with some hot Italian chick at camp and I forgot her name
Jul 12th, 2004 03:47 PM
Royal Tenenbaum Summer flings without sex make no sense. What's the point? If the emotional attachment is lacking, then physical connection should be the main goal.
Jul 12th, 2004 03:32 PM
AChimp
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Chimp, that's just your inner (outer?) virgin talking.

I have summer flings, too, because I like going out with pretty girls and I don't want to be abstinent for four months just because everyone's home for the summer. Does that make me extremely, extremely shallow, too, or is it okay for guys and not for girls?

Moron.

Oh, and I told her you said that and she now wants to kick you in the nuts.
What do you care? You're a Satanist. You're supposed to be prep'ing her for some ritual sacrifice.

PS. I think you are very shallow.
Jul 12th, 2004 08:37 AM
Matt Harty I didn't I just went out with alot of bitches.
Jul 12th, 2004 08:19 AM
Anonymous Matt Harty, since when did you become the most brilliant man on these boards :<
Jul 12th, 2004 07:48 AM
Matt Harty
Quote:
Originally Posted by AChimp
Girls who have summer "flings" are extremely, extremely shallow.
Actually, once you find out that all females are moody bitches who make you miserable sooner or later, you'll have no problem being with a bunch of random hot girls with no emotions at all.

Same for the girls, since they already know we're all assholes.
Jul 11th, 2004 11:06 PM
Anonymous Nothing but blue skies and happy feelings for all.
Jul 11th, 2004 11:00 PM
Perndog Chimp, that's just your inner (outer?) virgin talking.

I have summer flings, too, because I like going out with pretty girls and I don't want to be abstinent for four months just because everyone's home for the summer. Does that make me extremely, extremely shallow, too, or is it okay for guys and not for girls?

Moron.

Oh, and I told her you said that and she now wants to kick you in the nuts.
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