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Dec 5th, 2004 12:37 AM
Helm That semicolon is pretty much right. Fuzzbot knows what he's doing. That doesn't change the fact that I can't reply to his post in any significant way, though. Sorry.
Dec 4th, 2004 11:55 PM
Anonymous I find that most Americans don't actually understand when to correctly use a semicolon, but they think it makes them smarter and that no-one else knows how to do it either.
Dec 4th, 2004 09:37 PM
Helm
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What I find hard to believe is that someone that adopted this kind of religion ethics could still belive in God, hell and heaven; it is utterly surprising.
Excuse me you lost me at the semicolon there.
Dec 4th, 2004 06:17 PM
Big Papa Goat He was jewish. He believed the universe had orderly mathmatical laws governing it that could be predicted, or something, and thats why he said that "God doesn't play dice with the universe". Also, he was wrong when he said that, at least in the conversation he was having.
Dec 4th, 2004 06:12 PM
Strapping Young Lad
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Wasn't Einstein a Christian?
Not 100% sure, but my guess is that he wasn't.
Dec 4th, 2004 06:05 PM
Ant10708
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Originally Posted by kellychaos
Christianity is a religion for the poor and stupid because they need metaphysical vengeance. I think that that is the lesson here.
Wasn't Einstein a Christian?
Dec 4th, 2004 11:29 AM
imported_I, fuzzbot.
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Seriously, everything that is hard to do, the church has devised a loop-hole around so you don't have to bother.
This would be the most clever turn any religion had taken until now, let's give them a prize, I am not being sarcastic, clamorous applauses please.

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Christianity is more interesting when it's challenging. Fucking cheap-ass american christians have made this religion into the easiest one there is. "Fuck up all you want, just accept me as your personal saviour, say you're sorry and youre AOK".
But wait a minute, now I don't get this, do they ask you to give up your will at the same time; 'cause then it is not clever any more.

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How about a little self-flaggelation? Nope. Hurts. How about giving everything you have to the poor and going through life with only the clothes on your back? Nope, too difficult. How about loving and accepting everybody, heathens and believers alike?
What I find hard to believe is that someone that adopted this kind of religion ethics could still belive in God, hell and heaven; it is utterly surprising.
Dec 1st, 2004 04:36 PM
kellychaos Christianity is a religion for the poor and stupid because they need metaphysical vengeance. I think that that is the lesson here.
Dec 1st, 2004 04:26 PM
Immortal Goat You realize that your attempts at humor are worse than mine, right? Dumbass.
Dec 1st, 2004 04:04 PM
The One and Only...
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Remember that one time you guys said something funny about me? Wouldn't it make it better if I acted like it was about my PENIS?
You realize I was intentionally being sarcastic, right?

Dumbass.
Nov 30th, 2004 11:45 PM
MLE Religion sucks.
Nov 30th, 2004 11:41 PM
Perndog We really need a Calvinist revival. That'll teach 'em.
Nov 30th, 2004 11:18 PM
Helm
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Matthew 19:23 - Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.


Its not so much a condemenation of the rich as it is the materialistic.
And you can tell why? Who's to say when the bible should be taken literally and when it should be taken as allegory? I say, this passage directly dictates people to not gather riches, and anyone who does will go to HELL.

Christianity is more interesting when it's challenging. Fucking cheap-ass american christians have made this religion into the easiest one there is. "Fuck up all you want, just accept me as your personal saviour, say you're sorry and youre AOK". How about a little self-flaggelation? Nope. Hurts. How about giving everything you have to the poor and going through life with only the clothes on your back? Nope, too difficult. How about loving and accepting everybody, heathens and believers alike?

Seriously, everything that is hard to do, the church has devised a loop-hole around so you don't have to bother.
Nov 30th, 2004 08:45 PM
Immortal Goat
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Remember that one time you guys said something funny about me? Wouldn't it make it better if I acted like it was about my PENIS?
Nov 30th, 2004 08:38 PM
The One and Only...

I just realized something... I can call mind my IVORY TOWER!!!

Because, remember, you guys always thought that I was looking at the world from one...

Nevermind.
Nov 30th, 2004 08:34 PM
AChimp LET'S MEASURE COCKS!
Nov 30th, 2004 08:27 PM
The One and Only...
Re: Good and evil
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Originally Posted by Preechr
Not.
Except it is.
Nov 30th, 2004 06:51 PM
Preechr
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Non sequitur.
Not.
Nov 30th, 2004 06:47 PM
The One and Only...
Re: Good and evil
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Originally Posted by Perndog
"For a good man to do nothing is evil enough."

Does that mean, conversely, that an evil person is to be commended for doing nothing?
Non sequitur.
Nov 30th, 2004 06:36 PM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by ziggytrix
Matthew 7:21 - Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Well, duh. Do whatI tell you and I'll hook you up.

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Matthew 18:3 - And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.
This one is even more obvious. Have sex with priests (I'm going to hell)

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Matthew 19:23 - Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.
Its not so much a condemenation of the rich as it is the materialistic.

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The Apostles Mark and Luke either didn't hear Jesus talk about requirements for entering Heaven, or thought it unimportant.
Mark was the shortest Gospel because he was trying to get a message of hope to the Chritians being fed to lions. Telling them who wasn't going to heaven probably wouldn't have been a big help to them.
Nov 30th, 2004 06:24 PM
ziggytrix Matthew 7:21 - Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

Matthew 18:3 - And said, Verily I say unto you, Except ye be converted, and become as little children, ye shall not enter into the kingdom of heaven.

Matthew 19:23 - Then said Jesus unto his disciples, Verily I say unto you, That a rich man shall hardly enter into the kingdom of heaven.

The Apostles Mark and Luke either didn't hear Jesus talk about requirements for entering Heaven, or thought it unimportant.

John 6:51 - I am the living bread which came down from heaven: if any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever: and the bread that I will give is my flesh, which I will give for the life of the world.

And those are all the relevant matches for the word "heaven" in the Gospels. So, you have to be a Godly, childish, and poor cannibal to get into Heaven. IT'S IN THE BIBLE!
Nov 30th, 2004 05:53 PM
El Blanco
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Originally Posted by Strapping Young Lad
SYL, you are a bit wrong in your statement about the "Who gets entrance into heaven" bit. The guy who has never heard of Jesus Christ will be judged on how he believes and how he lives his life. If this person was introduced to the Word and denied it, then he would go to Hell.

I know the Southern Baptists and the snake handlers will tell you differently, but any real reading of the Bible backs up my statement.

The New Testament clearly states numerous times that the ONLY way to get into heaven is to accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior. Anyone who believes otherwise regarding the Word is wrong, wrong, wrong.
I believe the exact wording is "The only way to know the Father is through me."(a shame I don't have it right next to me, I know)

There is a little room for interpretation there.

As in, live as He did.
Nov 30th, 2004 05:41 PM
kahljorn greatest good is prolly the wrong word, but thats the best i can do seeing as how i just woke up.
Nov 30th, 2004 05:37 PM
kahljorn Taoists say that doing nothing is the greatest good... non involvement. Which is really pretty simple, because you never know what effect it will have on the "World" or just various people. Lets say you save someone's life, and they end up being the next hitler(yay for cliche). It may have been good but it had evil consequences. The only problem with that is you detach yourself from situations you normally would've been a part of, which is an involvement in a way...
Nov 30th, 2004 01:47 PM
FartinMowler I was just having fun :/ I think this subject is common sense for most
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