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Dec 9th, 2004 07:37 PM
Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
I think OAO would prefer to be a SIT DOWN commedian
lol jixby you rule
Dec 8th, 2004 05:46 AM
Dr. V Hardies and Carl's Jr. are the same. Carl's Jr. has a double pastrami burger with 2 angus patties. MMMMM MMMMM, thats good dyen'!
Dec 8th, 2004 03:00 AM
Jixby Phillips I think OAO would prefer to be a SIT DOWN commedian
Dec 8th, 2004 01:44 AM
GADZOOKS The only funny part about his routine would be the irony of a fatass talking about salad.
Dec 8th, 2004 01:38 AM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
If he said that, I'd have to ask him if he'd like a little salad with his dressing.
YOU SHOULD BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN
Dec 8th, 2004 01:05 AM
Command Prompt There's only one hardee's left in my city as far as I can tell and its in the airport. That burger was disturbingly good. It was my lunch at least twice a week when I worked as a HIGHLY SPECIAL TRAINED AIRPORT SECURITY GUARD It was the closest I ever got to being fat. Which was seemingly a requirement of my job, based on my coworkers.
Dec 8th, 2004 12:15 AM
EisigerBiskuit patty patty patty patty patty patty patty patty; xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez

No that isn't me mr. manwich

GOOD LORD IT'S PRINTING TIME
Dec 7th, 2004 10:25 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by darkvare
I saw super size me, and mcdonalds saladas have more fat than big macs.
Go read the nutrition information, you tard.

If he said that, I'd have to ask him if he'd like a little salad with his dressing.
Dec 7th, 2004 09:10 PM
Jixby Phillips YOU CRAZY FOOL WHY CANT YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE JEEZ DONT YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF MY TASTE BUDS ARE NI YOUR MOUTH I MEAN COME ON I ODNT WANT YOU TO BE PUTTING A HAMBURGER WITH NO BACON ON MY TASTEBUDS THAT ARE IN YOUR MOUTH WELL ACTUALLY THATS NOT TRUE IN FACT THERES NO REASON AT ALL FOR ME TO BE SAYING THIS THE THING IS I'M JUST NOT VERY SMART AND I LET WORDS FALL OUT OF MY MOUTH BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT TALKING SO I SAY THINGS LIKE "I CANT BELEIVE YOU DONT LIKE THIS FOOD THAT I LIKE YOU MUST BE CRAZY" EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY CAN UNDERSTAND THE IDEA OF SOMEBODY NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE IF I GIVE IT 30 SECONDS THOUGHT BUT UNFORUNATELY IT ONLY TAKES ME 20 SECONDS TO REPLY TO A POST AND AS I SAID BEFORE I AM NOT GOOD AT TALKING AND I LET WORKDS JUST COME OUT MUCH LIKE WHATS HAPPENING NOW DUGHHHH DUHH DUDDDH HHH *KILLS SELF*
Dec 7th, 2004 08:49 PM
MetalMilitia NO BACON ?!

You crazy fool.
Dec 7th, 2004 08:41 PM
Schimid Actually, thanks for the bump. Ironically, I just ate this today.

No mayo, but add mustard and ketchup. And...

It's not so big. I'm not much of a burger conoisseur ( ), because I'll pick up a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese from McDonalds, or a Double Cheeseburger from Burger King, and that's about it. I was intimidated by this at first, as it truly WEIGHED a lot and looked huge looking at the outside box. Then...I bit it. I realized, I hate bacon on a hamburger. It tastes weird.

So I take off the four peices of bacon, give them to a friend, and continue. But the burger still has that kinda-bacon-y taste even after it's gone, and I get sick of it quick. Eat half, give the other half to my friend.

Next time, I'll ask for no bacon. Might not be a Monster Thickburger anymore, but it's still pretty huge.
Dec 7th, 2004 08:33 PM
Emu By the time he's finished he weighs 25 more pounds.
Dec 7th, 2004 08:24 PM
MetalMilitia
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Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
http://gougoule.com/hamburger
Sweet merciful crap. That looks desgusing.
Dec 7th, 2004 08:23 PM
the_dudefather
Quote:
Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
http://gougoule.com/hamburger
now thats a real mans burger! like the kind I expect pirates and lumberjacks eat 3 times a day
Dec 7th, 2004 08:19 PM
Fahrenheit 1337
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Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit
http://gougoule.com/hamburger
is that you eating the burger?
Dec 7th, 2004 07:03 PM
thebiggameover sorry to bump an old post but i saw this and had to post it...

http://www.azcentral.com/health/diet...rger06-ON.html

Quote:
The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based advocate for nutrition and health, dubbed the Thickburgers "food porn," the Monster "the fast-food equivalent of a snuff film."
Nov 21st, 2004 06:00 PM
Boonie 1420 calories.
Nov 20th, 2004 12:18 PM
EisigerBiskuit http://gougoule.com/hamburger
Nov 20th, 2004 12:16 PM
Burger Lord ...that's the stuff dreams are made of.......
and cheese
Nov 19th, 2004 02:02 AM
Big McLargehuge
Quote:
Originally Posted by bigtimecow
that looks awesome. minus the mayo.
you mean minus the fun
Nov 18th, 2004 09:33 PM
eggyolk id hit it!
Nov 18th, 2004 09:02 PM
bigtimecow that looks awesome. minus the mayo.
Nov 18th, 2004 08:23 PM
Anonymous Why stop at one?
Nov 18th, 2004 06:53 PM
Zomboid You can't wait to get your chubby mitts on one, can you?
Nov 18th, 2004 06:34 PM
ArrowX lol its liek Day after tomorrow with Hamburgers. Its getting fattier so it will disrupt the bloodflow in you body and make you Lose weight at an exsponential rate
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