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| Jan 27th, 2005 05:15 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Visual (and I know that they're contrived): CaptainBubba and OAO running through a field of daisies. CaptainBubba and OAO sharing a single milk shake with two silly straws. CaptainBubba and OAO running along a beach holding hands. CaptainBubba and OAO sharing a mess of spaghetti and discovering, Lady and the Tramp style, that they're slurping on the same noodle. CaptainBubba pushing OAO on a swing ... OAO gleefully kicing his legs and yelling "Higher! Higher!". CaptainBubba challenging OAO to a fencing duel and, when OAO has discovered to his suprise that CaptainBubba has won, slaps him playfully on the ass with his foil. |
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| Jan 26th, 2005 11:55 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Then gimme some money and a webcam. | |
| Jan 24th, 2005 03:42 AM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
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| Jan 24th, 2005 02:31 AM | ||
| Schimid |
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| Jan 24th, 2005 02:07 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
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| Jan 24th, 2005 12:05 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS |
Keep in mind that: - I'm a fencer, and therefore am focusing on lower body strength/power and core stability, although I'm trying to enhance upper body strength/power as well. |
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| Jan 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | You gotta finish it, bastard. | |
| Jan 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
OAO3405: Kashi Lean Crunch coming right at ya. OAO3405: That shit is amazing. OAO3405: It's like an orgasm in my mouth, but healthy at the same time. |
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| Jan 23rd, 2005 11:33 PM | ||
| HickMan | asians are TROUBLE! | |
| Jan 23rd, 2005 11:32 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
And new on his profile: My current workout routine. For those of you who are like me and want to strength train but don't really have access or time to hit the weights, here's what I do: - Spend 30 minutes on an elevated treadmill, or walk/jog/run. This is your warm-up and cardio. - Stretch. This is important. Stretching allows you to perform better on strength training exercises, and improves flexibility. - Perform 200 bicycle manuevers. - Perform 100 crunches. - Perform 50 bridges. - Perform 15 push-ups, bringing your chin to the floor each time. (Set 1) - Perform 40 jump squats. - Perform 15 push-ups, bringing your chin to the floor each time. (Set 2) - Stretch again. - Warm down. Things I'm considering changing: - Incorporating claps into the push-up routine. - Incorporating a jump-rope. Keep in mind that: - I'm a fencer, and therefore am focusing on lower body strength/power and core stability, although I'm trying to enhance upper body strength/power as well. - Depending on your level of fitness, you may need to tone down or ratchet up the intensity of these exercises (# of reps is the most obvious way). These are really just guidelines for those who don't know where to begin. - These exercises are likely not as effective as weight training. In fact, I'd like to hit the weights myself soon... - I take no liabiity for any health issues or injuries resulting from my program or advice. |
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| Jan 23rd, 2005 11:27 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
OAO3405: So what are you Captain of, anyway, Bubba? dscoM0nkie: your mom OAO3405: That's more of an insult to you than to me. dscoM0nkie: thats more of an insult to your mom dscoM0nkie: than your mom OAO3405: More of an insult to my mom than my mom? That doesn't make sense. Honestly, it's an insult to both you and her. dscoM0nkie: hey OAO OAO3405: hey Captain Bubba dscoM0nkie: I put my finger in your mom's butt OAO3405: Well that must have been a horrible experience. dscoM0nkie: not as horrible... dscoM0nkie: AS YOUR MOM OAO3405: I'll grant you that it isn't as horrible as her weight. dscoM0nkie: I will dress you up as a sailor dscoM0nkie: and make you ea hot dogs suggestively OAO3405: Too bad I'm the only Mocker who will ever get his hot dog licked. OAO3405: I'm sleepy.:-( dscoM0nkie: poor baby OAO3405: I know. dscoM0nkie: yunno what I do when I get sleepy? OAO3405: What? dscoM0nkie: FUCK YOUR MOM OAO3405: I always wondered how you broke your penis... dscoM0nkie: holy fucking christ you suck dscoM0nkie: like, its not even in an endearing cute nerdish kind of way OAO3405: Then why am I with the one with the tiny asian fan? dscoM0nkie: WOOPS OAO3405: Yeah dscoM0nkie: I FORGOT YOU THINK AN ASIAN GIRL IN HIGH SCHOOL LIKES YOU dscoM0nkie: MAN dscoM0nkie: FUCK OAO3405: No, I know she does. dscoM0nkie: TEACH MY OAO3405: Teach what? dscoM0nkie: your ways dscoM0nkie: how did you get a tiny asain fan? dscoM0nkie: I feel a little ashamed asking dscoM0nkie: i mean, im almost 19... and i guess you probably know more aobut getting tiny asian girls to like you dscoM0nkie: kinda sad really OAO3405: The key is, after you dance with them, never talk to them again unless they same something later. It might be a few weeks. OAO3405: *say, not same OAO3405: Damn, I'm fucking tired. dscoM0nkie: hold on lemme open word so i can copy paste this dscoM0nkie: fight it man! dscoM0nkie: i have to know this shit! OAO3405: lol dscoM0nkie: cmon please OAO3405: Be indifferent with people. OAO3405: I find that works. dscoM0nkie: alright man. ill take your word OAO3405: Yeah. dscoM0nkie: So how much actually comes out? OAO3405: It's even working better with the tall asian chick. OAO3405: What are you talking about? dscoM0nkie: semen dscoM0nkie: from their penis dscoM0nkie: how much? OAO3405: None, because they don't have one. dscoM0nkie: HOLY SHIT dscoM0nkie: :o OAO3405: Tiny asian female fans. dscoM0nkie: well yea dude, i thought they had penises dscoM0nkie: fuck man dscoM0nkie: fuck OAO3405: Nah, they just have powerful vaginas capable of blasting Ki waves. OAO3405: Which makes them super-snappers in bed. OAO3405: I should know. OAO3405: So, will there be a new I-Mock thread tonight? dscoM0nkie: yes OAO3405: It isn't funny this time, though. OAO3405: I'm too sleepy to even be as witty as I was last time. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2005 08:40 PM | ||
| Sojourn |
Get a hooker first. Face it. If your going to get mentally, physically and emotionally abused you may as well pay for it and get a well rounded basline foundation started. This way you can walk away from it without attachments and give advice to people like arrowx. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2005 01:24 PM | ||
| Anonymous | Yeah, start shooting for the 30-somethings if you want a LADY OF THE WORLD, oao. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2005 01:17 PM | ||
| Perndog |
OAO thinks high school sophomores, juniors and seniors are physically and mentally mature. 
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| Jan 22nd, 2005 12:32 AM | ||
| GADZOOKS | Do you work for Perdue, OAO? | |
| Jan 22nd, 2005 12:13 AM | ||
| The One and Only... | I don't think it's uncivilized, I just don't like dating young chicks. They aren't as physically or mentally mature. | |
| Jan 21st, 2005 11:51 AM | ||
| Tropical |
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OAO if u think dating a girl 2 years younger than u is uncivilized, then what's your take on prostitution? You realise that it's probablly your only choice left right? |
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| Jan 20th, 2005 05:00 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
There's an initiation? 
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| Jan 19th, 2005 08:03 PM | ||
| mischief | you are so sad, OAO | |
| Jan 19th, 2005 05:28 PM | ||
| Helm | You don't say | |
| Jan 19th, 2005 04:36 PM | ||
| The One and Only... |
Meh. Whatever. Suave = Ga!y with the filters on. |
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| Jan 19th, 2005 11:54 AM | ||
| Sojourn |
I feel bad for Mr. OAO. In rememberance of this tryst, I am keeping my AIM turned off.
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| Jan 19th, 2005 09:16 AM | ||
| Helm | I'm starting to think you'll never pass your initiation when the time comes | |
| Jan 19th, 2005 09:16 AM | ||
| Helm | oao have you learnt nothing in all your time here | |
| Jan 19th, 2005 12:49 AM | ||
| Sacks |
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