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Jul 19th, 2005 11:31 AM
kahljorn That's only because you're a nosy asshole. I hope you enjoy that sequence of words Mr. Braunase
Jul 17th, 2005 01:10 AM
ziggytrix
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
my hair is REALLY straight.
this setup is too easy to ignore, but too obvious to take, you bent jerk.
Jul 16th, 2005 02:32 PM
kahljorn We all know about your pubic hair secrets.. top cia assassin, kills people by stranglation/hanging. You don't need to remind us.

Mr. Ramada... Archway Ramada.
Jul 16th, 2005 02:24 PM
kellychaos My pubic hair is two feet long!!! :highfive
Jul 16th, 2005 02:04 PM
kahljorn "It takes a firm grip on reality to accuse someone of hogging attention and then go on to talk about one's own pubic hairs."

Yea, it's sort of like offering to vomit on someone. Think of all the attention you'd get then. Attention from shoulders. Cold, icy shoulders.
Jul 16th, 2005 04:24 AM
Rez
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
You're proud that you lure innocent flower girls into your web of deceitful hair? YOU'RE HORRIBLE.


MY HAIR IS TWO FEET LONG
Jul 16th, 2005 01:53 AM
sadie kahl, quick, offer him the apple!
Jul 16th, 2005 01:24 AM
Emu
Jul 15th, 2005 05:16 AM
Sethomas It takes a firm grip on reality to accuse someone of hogging attention and then go on to talk about one's own pubic hairs.
Jul 14th, 2005 03:08 PM
kahljorn Maybe I should just start saving my pube shavings? I rhymed.
Jul 14th, 2005 02:58 PM
sadie tmi. maybe you could get an afro wig-- you know, for those special times.
Jul 14th, 2005 02:50 PM
kahljorn You know what, I'm sick of your attitude. My hair was made fun of enough in highschool without being teased when it's all growned up. Just let it live it's life, you fucking judgemental bitch

In all seriousness, i dont think that would work, either. my hair is REALLY straight. Besides, I'd look silly with an afro, and I'd probably give my girlfriend a heart-attack since her ex had a fro. On a side note, my pubic hair gets really really long and looks alot like an afro on the head of one of those guys from spy vs spy
Jul 14th, 2005 02:42 PM
sadie you could tease it like hell. :P
Jul 14th, 2005 01:38 PM
kahljorn In all honesty I don't think my hair could fro. I have really straight hair. I don't have the hip hugging genes. (GET IT, HIP HUGGER JEANS!?!?!?)
Jul 14th, 2005 01:33 PM
Chojin I think you should try an afro, Kahl. It would be good for you.
Jul 14th, 2005 01:28 PM
kahljorn You're a liar! you stupid fat cow!
Jul 14th, 2005 11:51 AM
HickMan It's a real trip. You should try it.
Jul 14th, 2005 11:38 AM
kahljorn You're proud that you lure innocent flower girls into your web of deceitful hair? YOU'RE HORRIBLE. You know that afro's there so you can trap unsuspecting victims in it and suck their blood out with your stinging tendrils of hair.
Jerk.
Jul 14th, 2005 12:25 AM
HickMan What's your problem with afro's? I've got one, and let me tell you that it attracts the ladies something scary. JERK.
Jul 13th, 2005 06:15 PM
kahljorn Oh no I missed a K.

You know, I actually thought you were beyond correcting typos as if it's some kind of a retort. YOU LEARN SOMETHING EVERYDAY.
Mr. Smartguy can't elicit any kind of a thought out response: LESSON LEARNED.
Jul 13th, 2005 04:46 PM
Sethomas I rest my case that a "tic" is not an arachnid, oh master of getting points.
Jul 13th, 2005 04:44 PM
kellychaos It's a bolete!

Jul 13th, 2005 02:53 PM
The One and Only... If there's anything I've learned from reading this, it's that threads I don't post in suck ass.
Jul 13th, 2005 02:40 PM
sadie somebody too the .
Jul 13th, 2005 02:23 PM
kahljorn "a 'tic' is an arachnid"

a lush ecosystem of spiders and tics..


and Audio pronunciation of "and" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (nd, n; nd when stressed)
conj.

1. Together with or along with; in addition to; as well as. Used to connect words, phrases, or clauses that have the same grammatical function in a construction.
2. Added to; plus: Two and two makes four.
3. Used to indicate result: Give the boy a chance, and he might surprise you.
4. Informal. To. Used between finite verbs, such as go, come, try, write, or see: try and find it; come and see. See Usage Note at try.
5. Archaic. If: and it pleases you.



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tick2 Audio pronunciation of "tick" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (tk)
n.

1. Any of numerous small bloodsucking parasitic arachnids of the family Ixodidae, many of which transmit febrile diseases, such as Rocky Mountain spotted fever and Lyme disease.


either way you suck.
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