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Aug 11th, 2005 10:38 AM
mburbank GOD DAMN IT PILLOWFIGHT, IT'S THE OTHER WAY AROUND!!

Don't you even care?




Jesus fucking christ.
Aug 11th, 2005 12:13 AM
PILLOWFIGHT I cant believe heathers back i wonder if hes gonna get with her or if hes going to fall back under jennifer's spell??
Aug 10th, 2005 08:56 AM
Mr. Fugo Since seeing a rather horrid girl, almost equine in facial appearance even, vomiting through her nostrils and drooling like a dysfunctional, I cant really picture Mr. OaO's girls in any other way.
Aug 9th, 2005 06:51 PM
Royal Tenenbaum I just don't understand how he can afford all of this - he's paying them, so they must be cheap.
Aug 9th, 2005 04:56 PM
kellychaos
Quote:
Originally Posted by sadie
which one is jennifer? the one you won't be open with? or the one you made plans to cheat on her with?
His capacity for love knows no bounds and, being as wordly and well-rounded as he is, he can hardly be sated by merely one woman. There is a woman for every aspect of that which comprises OAO ... including an abnormally large-thighed woman whom we've been asked not to talk about.
Aug 9th, 2005 11:44 AM
mburbank OMG, OMG, SERIOUSLY, FOR REAL ORGASMS COMING FROM YOU AS OPPOSED TO BEING INADVERTANT?!?!?

Oh, this is big news, BIG NEWS!! This thing you and Heather are going through, it's incredible, unique, BOLDNESS, it's ability to stand the test of WEEKS! GOD SWEET JESUS, do you realize, DO YOU REALIZE what this means to the history of MAKING OUT?!? this is just so HUGELY DIFFERENT from what everybody else has ever been through in their lives, it's like you and Heather have INVENTED SEX!!!


Oh Jesus, though, this thread started about Jennifer being back WHAT DOES THAT PORTEND?!?









Seriously, though, do Heather and Jennifer both have head trauma? 'Cause that's all I can come up with.
Aug 9th, 2005 11:35 AM
The One and Only... Jennifer is the one I was going to "cheat" with, though I am firmly against that now. Burbank, I've given Heather several orgasms at this point, so let's just leave the detail at that, k?
Aug 9th, 2005 09:48 AM
mburbank DID YOU MAKE OUT WITH JENNIFER OR JUST TALK ABOUT MAKING OUT?! AND WHY, OH, WHY WOULD HEATHER MIND YOU DESCRIBING IN NEAR MEDICAL DETAIL WHICH PARTS OF YOU TOUCHED WHICH PARTS OF HER? WHO IS THE ONE WHO YOU ALMOST INADVERTANTLY ALLOWED TO GET CLOSE TO HAVING AN ORASM?!
Aug 8th, 2005 07:15 PM
sadie which one is jennifer? the one you won't be open with? or the one you made plans to cheat on her with?
Aug 8th, 2005 04:33 PM
kellychaos She has a prosthetic vagina with a priming valve.
Aug 8th, 2005 01:01 PM
mburbank I don't know who Jennifer is, but if she had more than a passing interest in OAO I think it's pretty clear she's a flipper baby, or fictional.
Aug 8th, 2005 10:35 AM
sadie the rain in spain falls mainly in the plains!
Aug 8th, 2005 09:26 AM
Dole Oi! Shutcha bleedin marf! We always taker properer'n you lot.
Aug 7th, 2005 04:37 PM
sadie As if all AmE is informal and unprofessional as compared to BrE.
Aug 7th, 2005 11:46 AM
Sethomas Colloquially, "gotten" is a word. Just don't expect to join any British polo clubs while using it.
Aug 7th, 2005 11:37 AM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainBubba
If you're too scared of ridicule to do anything more than make posts with short general statements about boring personal dribbleshit then don't post anything. You have a myspace.
I'm not scared of ridicule, it's just that I don't think Heather would appreciate me going into details with what happened at the beach, I haven't talked much to Jennifer lately. The only thing I've said to her is that, for now, we should remain friends, b/c Heather and I have gotten very close.
Aug 7th, 2005 10:33 AM
sadie i know what you're on about!
Aug 7th, 2005 09:49 AM
Helm Agora, Anarchy, Action!! - An anarcho-capitalist blog experiment
Aug 7th, 2005 03:16 AM
CaptainBubba If you're too scared of ridicule to do anything more than make posts with short general statements about boring personal dribbleshit then don't post anything. You have a myspace.
Aug 6th, 2005 01:19 PM
kellychaos Just say no.
Aug 6th, 2005 12:46 PM
The One and Only...
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marc Summers
Did she see you at the beach?
No, she's back from Indiana.

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btw: How was it? Please enlighten me on your beach-going activities I must know
The answer lies within yourself. You must merely find it.
Aug 6th, 2005 11:24 AM
Emu i'm sure this is going to evolve into a magnificent thread
Aug 6th, 2005 11:19 AM
Pub Lover Dude, I'm OAO's buddy, I know what he's on about AND I care.
Aug 6th, 2005 04:17 AM
Esuohlim Everyone who knows what he's talking about suck because they've actually been reading OAO's posts.
Aug 6th, 2005 03:11 AM
Marc Summers Did she see you at the beach?
btw: How was it? Please enlighten me on your beach-going activities I must know
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