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Aug 14th, 2005 12:56 AM

ScruU2wice

I really didn't see a need to read more then the first paragrapg

Aug 13th, 2005 11:51 AM

kellychaos

See, I could never be a psychopathic murderer. Seventy shots is just too much of a commitment for me ... through in all the physical conditioning, the clean-up, ect. ... I mean, that's just nuts.

Aug 12th, 2005 09:21 PM

Dr. Boogie

Maybe he hit her twice, and then decided he should go for more to see if he could plead insanity.

Aug 12th, 2005 04:23 PM

El Blanco

I can't imagine it being anything but a baseball game. And 70 shots should have cost him a good 2 innings.

70 shots? Come on. 40....50 tops.

Aug 12th, 2005 03:36 AM

Big Papa Goat

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"Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

lol[/b]

Aug 11th, 2005 09:38 PM

Trippy

I wonder what his team(s) were.

Aug 11th, 2005 06:27 PM

El Blanco

Seriously, one good crack to the grey matter should have been enough. He was just out of control.

Aug 11th, 2005 04:47 PM

Zero Signal

Sports Fan Kills Wife For Wanting To Cuddle After Sex

http://www.local6.com/news/4809190/detail.html

Quote:

PANAMA CITY, Fla. -- A man who got angry with his wife because she wanted to cuddle after sex when what he really wanted to do was watch sports on television was sentenced to death for killing her with a claw hammer.

Christopher Offord, 30, was sentenced Wednesday by Circuit Judge Dedee Costello, who said the brutality of the crime outweighed any mental problems Offord may have had.

"The defendant struck his wife approximately 70 individual blows after spending a happy interlude with her," the judge said. "Her desire to cuddle after sex does not justify the extremely violent, brutal response of the defendant."

Offord pleaded guilty to first-degree murder in the 2004 slaying of Dana Noser, 40, at his apartment.

He confessed to a bartender at a sports bar before his arrest. He told investigators that his wife had been nagging him to come back to bed.

Offord did not speak in court but said in a jailhouse interview in June: "I figured I killed her so I deserve to die."

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