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Oct 2nd, 2005 03:01 AM
kahljorn "Don't you need to sew on a penis or cut one off?"

That's not even possible.
Oct 2nd, 2005 01:38 AM
Rosenstern I, in my time, I have given my sexuality some though. I said,"Rosenstern (because I always refer to myself with my forum name), you act in musical theater, you read Shakespeare, you write classical music, and you like to visit art galleries. Why aren't you gay?!" I realized it's because I like boobs too much to be gay. Boobs rock, bitch!
Oct 1st, 2005 07:16 PM
The Retro Kat
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Originally Posted by Face in the box
Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)
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Lordy! Dear Lord, at least he's not a gay faggot, indeed. Oh my, what would his dear ol' mother say to that. She'd have a heart attack, I'm sure. Mercy me, she would. Heaven forbid!

Oct 1st, 2005 02:20 AM
ArrowX
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Originally Posted by kahljorn
I smoked a gram of white widow and drank a bottle of wine Now all I have left is an empty pipe and a dirty floor!
Don't you need to sew on a penis or cut one off?
Sep 30th, 2005 11:46 PM
Ihach i gotta say, kelly chaos starts to grow on you after awhile....
Sep 30th, 2005 08:43 PM
Face in the box
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
You hippie faggot.
Yeah well at least he's not a gay fagggot (I am fully aware that there is an extra "g" in faggot, He is really that gay.)

By the way kahljorn Who the Fucken Ho Slut are you talkin' to[/color][/i]
Sep 30th, 2005 05:02 PM
kahljorn Yea guit, you should try making jokes where you pretend to be angry and outrageous at various people who's names may start with KE.
Sep 30th, 2005 04:52 PM
The Retro Kat You hippie faggot.
Sep 30th, 2005 04:38 PM
Rosenstern
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0
Do I need to remind you that this is a forum for a comedy site? Relax and roll with it a little, Guit!
Sep 20th, 2005 04:07 PM
Guitar Woman KELLYCHAOS YOUR EXPLICIT SEXUAL DESCRIPTION OFFENDS ME TO THE UMPTH DEGREE

IF I WERE A MOD I'D BAN YOUR ASS FASTER THAN... UM... SOMETHING THAT GOES REALLY FAST IN A CERTAIN SITUATION

YOU KNOW, LIKE A RACE CAR :0
Sep 20th, 2005 04:03 PM
kellychaos Yeasty, puss-filled, oozing, crustaceous cunt.
Sep 20th, 2005 04:01 PM
Guitar Woman oh my god you are the worst person in the universe
Sep 20th, 2005 03:56 PM
kellychaos Although politely deflected, your thinly-veiled overtures were not in the least unappreciated Seth.
Sep 19th, 2005 05:20 PM
kellychaos Seth has hedged around an indecent proposal a time or two before. Methinks the lady doth protest too much!
Sep 19th, 2005 02:34 PM
kahljorn I smoked a gram of white widow and drank a bottle of wine Now all I have left is an empty pipe and a dirty floor!
Sep 18th, 2005 03:55 PM
Aneurysm I got shitfaced and puked everywhere last night.


Good times.
Sep 18th, 2005 03:52 PM
Dole you booze, you lose.

I went to a wedding with a free bar all night last night.
Sep 18th, 2005 03:25 PM
ScruU2wice it's funny because the more he drinks the closer he comes to death..
Sep 18th, 2005 08:08 AM
sadie retro, you are gay, whether you like girls or boys.
Sep 18th, 2005 05:24 AM
The Retro Kat I've had about 16, from a 30 of hi life, so if you have the other 14, you'd fuck me, right?
Sep 18th, 2005 04:04 AM
Sethomas Psssh, I've only had nine drinks. Which is about so much as it took me to make out with another guy. But I didn't fuck him. Perhaps because there was no room open, but I didn't.
Sep 18th, 2005 03:56 AM
The Retro Kat Give it time...
Sep 18th, 2005 03:51 AM
Sethomas I'm drunk too!!! I'm just not so drunk that I'd fuck you.
Sep 18th, 2005 02:44 AM
The Retro Kat I'm cool with that. But I'm drunk, sop well see if it's stil there tomorrow.
Sep 17th, 2005 10:24 PM
ScruU2wice RETRO KAT IS GAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

fuck, he was my prom date...
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