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May 31st, 2006 07:05 PM
Johnny Couth At least they aren't trying to change to much all at once.
May 31st, 2006 05:39 PM
ItalianStereotype god, you suck.
May 31st, 2006 05:36 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog If this party wins it means you could legally.

Take a free subway to a playground naked, get a 12 year old drunk, take him back to your windmill for some drugs and limewired kiddy porn, say "hey baby those shoes aren't the only wood you'll be getting today" have sex with him doggy style, then have sex with your dog kiddy style, paint his yoohoo GOOOOOOOOLD. and as long as he doesn't wanna be circumcised or you don't take him to a steak dinner it's perfectly legal?

Or as Johnny Couth calls it, a Thursday night.
May 30th, 2006 02:23 PM
Courage the Cowardly Dog
The new Dutch Pedo/Vegan/nudist/Pirate political party

Could be worse, I could be voting libertarian.

The Charity, Freedom and Diversity (NVD) party said on its Web site it would be officially registered Wednesday, proclaiming: "We are going to shake The Hague awake!"


There's stances are as follows

1. legalize doanloading music and video over file sharers
2. keep beastiality legal
3. change the legal age for hookers/porn stars to 16
4. Sex ed in kindergarten (which begins at 3 years old in Holland)
5. Age of consent lowered to 12 years old. Also kids can vote/drink Jesus juice/smoke left and righthanded ciggarettes/and hump from 12 years of age. eventually the NVD plans to have all age limits on sex removed.
6. Child Porn, make it legal to possess but illegal to sell. (You have to give it away i guess, thats where the filesharing get in)
7. no fish/meat, those are for humpin not eatin
8. Legalize ALL drugs in all amounts except for foriegners
9. Public nudity should be legal as long as you bring a towel for sitting on a public bench (whenever you go someplace new remember to bring a towel)
10. make the subways and trains FREE! Oh yeah and you can ride them all natural. (as if I didn't already)
11. no religion in school, it might stifle the kids desire to hump with morals.
12. marraiges can still be performed, but the government can't recognize them.

http://www.nvd.nu/

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