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Nov 16th, 2006 02:37 AM
thebiggameover i agree. x gets the square...
Nov 15th, 2006 03:52 PM
mischief you're cruisin for a bruisin

if she brought him up that much with you after 2 years she wasn't over him. even mentioning an ex is so tacky. i hope you're ready for her to go batshit crazy on you!
Nov 15th, 2006 07:19 AM
Mad Melvin
Quote:
Originally Posted by thebiggameover
do you know for sure that he was ever real, and that he did in fact kill himself? i have an ex that totaly would have made up that story just to fuck with me....
Well, im pretty sure it's true, 'cause some friends of my girlfriend knew him too and they talked about his death too.
Nov 15th, 2006 05:15 AM
thebiggameover holy shit man you too??? lol....
Nov 15th, 2006 04:54 AM
Supafly345 Its been a few months since I've used my huge dick lol
Nov 15th, 2006 04:17 AM
thebiggameover do you know for sure that he was ever real, and that he did in fact kill himself? i have an ex that totaly would have made up that story just to fuck with me....
Nov 14th, 2006 01:40 PM
Mad Melvin Yeah, my last post was a joke. Obviously. And she is feeling much better right now.
Nov 14th, 2006 09:53 AM
Grislygus There we go. All nice and tidied up, no more flawed interchanging of words.



Now, mainly because I feel guilty about sidetracking the whole kit 'n kaboodle, what's the current situation with your girlfriend, Melvin? Still depressed?
Nov 14th, 2006 08:24 AM
RectalWart And on a side note, the word "irrespective" drives me NUTS! My lawyer loves to use it, and I have to fight myself to keep from telling him that THERE IS NO SUCH WORD!

*sigh* Maybe if I got laid once in awhile, I wouldn't have these problems. :/
Nov 14th, 2006 08:22 AM
RectalWart The words "infered" and "implied" are NOT interchangeable. When you want someone to "get" something from a statement or situation, you are "implying". When you hear or see something in a statement or situation, then you "infer" it.

The Spelling & Grammer Nazi strikes again! Pow!
Nov 13th, 2006 11:50 PM
Grislygus Allright, if you insist on me explaining this to you, so be it. Let me walk you through it step by step.

1.)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
the worst thing was, I didn't get any sexings in four days! I mean, yeah, I understand that she was sad and all, but c'mon!
This is humorous sarcasm on the half of the thread's author, Mad Melvin. By acting outraged at being inconvenienced by the lack of "sexings" (recreational procreation), he infers that he is actually a clueless, horrible dick. *Note: Not REALLY. That was the humorous part*

2.)
Quote:
Originally Posted by WhiteRat
You are kidding, right?
This individual is pretty sure that it's a joke, but... er, well, is it? *Note: this is speculation of his possible thoughts at the time, in the efforts of better explaining this complicated web of subtlety. It cannot be completely accurate, please do not take it as such.*

3.)
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus
I for one would like to offer Mad Melvin my condolences in his dire need for sexings, unlike this traitor over here.
This is once again has the intent of humorous sarcasm, in response to Mad Melvin's post. In order to understand this, one needs to remember the idea that Mad Melvin is a clueless dick (not really, the inital post was sarcastic. Try to keep up).

My post implied that, as a fellow chauvenist dick, I feel that sex is more important than anything, and that WhiteRat was a "traitor" to the male cause (not specifically mentioned, but inferred) for feeling compassion. Once again, sarcasm.


Hope that clears things up for you.
Nov 13th, 2006 11:38 PM
noob3 so you and him are gona have anal? or what? pics plz
Nov 13th, 2006 10:53 PM
Grislygus I for one would like to offer Mad Melvin my condolences in his dire need for sexings, unlike this traitor over here.
Nov 13th, 2006 09:03 PM
WhiteRat
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
the worst thing was, I didn't get any sexings in four days! I mean, yeah, I understand that she was sad and all, but c'mon!
You are kidding, right?
Nov 13th, 2006 03:04 PM
Mad Melvin the worst thing was, I didn't get any sexings in four days! I mean, yeah, I understand that she was sad and all, but c'mon!
Nov 10th, 2006 06:27 PM
CaptainBubba Yes.
Nov 8th, 2006 10:08 PM
sadie i hope nobody's taken my answer: yes.
Nov 8th, 2006 06:19 PM
Azrael Sounds like the ex had a text book stalker complex, and had he not facillatated his own demise, he might have done something to harm the poor girl. I say good riddance, and don't feel bad about it at all.
Nov 8th, 2006 06:12 PM
Zen444 You don't have to fight someone for a whore.

Good job.
Nov 8th, 2006 05:37 AM
Supafly345 Just don't tell her. Heck, my biggest mistake for my last girlfriend was telling her I thought retarded and fat people were hilarious, and she thought i was the scum of the earth for that. Keep your worst thoughts a secret, as long as you know that nobody will find out.
Nov 5th, 2006 03:14 PM
Grislygus If he completely mentally collapsed a few days ago, followed by suicide, he was probably just a wee bit unstable beforehand.
Probably not the sort of person you want obsessed with your girlfriend.

As long as you act supportively and help your girlfriend get over her inevitable depression, in no way can anyone accuse you be a dick.
Nov 5th, 2006 01:32 PM
RectalWart D'Oh! Sorry. :/

Well, just watch yourself, and try not to get hurt.
Nov 5th, 2006 11:08 AM
Mad Melvin I meant my relationship with her. Two weeks.
Nov 5th, 2006 11:00 AM
RectalWart STILL KINDA FRESH? After 2 years?
Nov 5th, 2006 10:57 AM
Mad Melvin Yeah, I was kinda worried that she might go back to her ex at some point. She mentioned how her ex proposed to her and that sort of stuff. I really didn't want to hear any of it, but since this relationship is still kinda fresh, I was too polite to tell her that.

And as for the details of her ex's death, all I know is that he jumped from a high place and gravity did the rest.
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