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Apr 13th, 2007 01:18 AM
MattJack Anytime you ever hear a woman say she wants to "slurp" on anything, well, it generally means that they have class and a good moral compass.
Apr 13th, 2007 12:54 AM
AChimp On the bus today I heard some drunk woman refer to a guy she saw on the street as a "7-11".

Apparently, he would be a "real slurpee."
Apr 12th, 2007 10:04 AM
Terra just in case of what? you decide otherwise?
Apr 12th, 2007 08:02 AM
Supafly345 He yelled at me from out his window while he was driving by "HEY DO YOU NEED A RIDE? HEY, HEY YOU. YOU NEED A RIDE?"
I just looked at him confused, HOPING he didn't mean what I thought he did. He turned into the parking lot, parked right behind me and started to wave me in, and gestured to the back of his van several times with one hand, then the other, then both, where the seats were laid out like a bed.
There has been a huge crackdown on prostitues in the past 2 weeks, so I think he assumed that since I was wearing something that covered most of me that I was a prostitute, and not because it was raining.
I kept my hood on, waved him away, and he stayed. He honked lightly and contiued to make more animated gestures. I ignored him and he went away, where I wrote down his plate number just in case.
Apr 11th, 2007 09:51 PM
Terra do you want money for a cab?? seriously, i'll send you money.
Apr 11th, 2007 07:45 PM
MattJack
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Originally Posted by Supafly345 View Post
While I was waiting for the bus a guy mistook me for a prostitute and tried to pick me up.
Some people get all the luck
Apr 11th, 2007 11:48 AM
MetalMilitia Where you wearing a short skirt and fishnets?
Apr 11th, 2007 10:30 AM
Grislygus I'm curious as to how the actual conversation went.
Apr 11th, 2007 02:55 AM
Supafly345
I was mistaken for a prostitute. Seriously.

While I was waiting for the bus a guy mistook me for a prostitute and tried to pick me up. I never knew how bad the prostitution actually was on that street until I realised that "walking on the sidewalk" was street code for "cheap gonorrhea."

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