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| May 17th, 2007 05:41 AM | ||
| Dixie |
Please stop by my house sometime and mow my lawn. I have a family of rabbits that think my garden is a free boofay and I sure as hell hadn't had any luck catching them with the mower blade. And sometimes when cats kill, it's because of love. They like to bring presents that bleed. |
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| May 15th, 2007 11:47 PM | ||
| MisSFiT |
Its not smoke it's fur and other soft materials that the mamma bunny collects to make the babies comfortable. BTw-that would have been complely devastating, I'm glad you got to show your daughter live baby bunnies instead of a bloody mess of dead ones. 
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| May 15th, 2007 09:24 PM | ||
| mattias | that's cute but why does it look like smoke is coming out in the first picture (where all the bunnies are together). | |
| May 11th, 2007 07:49 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Baby Bunnies!!!!!   I was cutting a lawn today and then took my daughters to see the Baby bunnies I didn't kill : 0 |
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| May 11th, 2007 07:04 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
I was trimming a lawn today and uncovered a nest of baby bunnies...I was worried I had killed them but all where there safe and sound 
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| May 11th, 2007 04:57 PM | ||
| arg_zombies |
We tried to put a collar on my cst - woke up to find it shredded all over the house When they don't eat what they kill just means that they are well fed,so they just do it for the fun 
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| May 11th, 2007 03:40 PM | ||
| MisSFiT | thanks I will try the bell thing, I never knew that is what they were for, I thought they were for old ladys that like to decorate their animals, kind of like how they decorate kleenex boxes. | |
| May 11th, 2007 10:45 AM | ||
| MetalMilitia | You could put a bell on it's collar. They're supposed to warn any nearby animals that the cat it near by. Though in practise I doubt they work all that well. Your best bet is to lock it in a cupboard. | |
| May 11th, 2007 12:07 AM | ||
| MisSFiT |
my cat just left me a baby bunny on my porch, he's such an asshole. He doesn't even eat them he just kills them for no reason, how can I get him to stop? |
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| May 10th, 2007 12:41 PM | ||
| arg_zombies |
My uncle's cat caught a pidgeon and took it inside his house in the night, and they woke up because there was all this noise, and when they went downstairs there was blood eeeeeeeverywhere, and there were shredded wings everywhere and it was stuck under the carpet flailing about in its death throes and the cat was eating parts of iot and it was horrible 
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| May 9th, 2007 03:24 PM | ||
| Blue Fox |
one time george was mowing our back lawn and he ran over a momma bunny. She had four babies. Bunny 1: Died from a heart attack on the spot. we then transferred them to my grandmas so my master hunter cat kiki wouldn't eat them. Bunny 2: Died in the night when my sister gave it a heart attack while she was walking to the bathroom. Bunny 3: Also died from a heart attack (damn these things scare easy.) My aunt (who's a nurse) tried to give it CPR (seriously) but there was no helping it. Now this is the odd one. There was one bunny left and my sister adored it cause even tho i had been the one feeding the rabbits out of tiny bottles and brushing them for hours on end the bunny she had "claimed" at the begining was still alive. So (even tho i told her not to) she would take it out and chase it around, saying she was "playing with it" Seeing as these things seem to love having heart attacks, thefact this was lasted as long as it did was surprising. About the third time my sister decided to "play" with the bunny, it happened. Bunny 4: Killed in the living room, when my sister, in pursuit, stepped on it and ripped its back leg from it's body. That's right. Blood went everywhere. I was sitting across the room and heard the thing screaming and flopping up into the air. My sister just stood there with her mouth open. Once it finally stopped moving she burst into tears. Needless to say my grandma was les upset about the rabbit being dead and more so with the rabbit' body worth of blood strewn across her once-flawless carpet. She actually made my sister clean it up too. And that is the story of the 4 baby bunnies and the momma that my dad ran over.  The End
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| May 5th, 2007 01:16 AM | ||
| zeldasbiggestfan |
I ran over a black snake once. Its head was in the neighbors yard. It scared the hell outta me though cause I didnt know I had killed it with the mower so I started weed eating and I freaked the fuck out. It was awesome. And my parents are retarted and just LOVE to let out our cats when I have to mow. Did I mention one is completely DEAF? Yeah. I always have to pick her old ass up and put her inside when I cut the grass. I have a fear of killing a 16 yr old cat. Im never going to make it as a serial killer. |
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| May 4th, 2007 11:00 AM | ||
| MisSFiT | Stop killing baby bunnies and then you won't be sad anymore. | |
| May 3rd, 2007 08:41 AM | ||
| FartinMowler |
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| May 3rd, 2007 08:01 AM | ||
| MattJack |
Kahl, I think we did him a favor! Every PawPaw (grandpa?) has infinite wisdom, you know this. Quote:
Plus don't bright colors in nature mean you're pretty much teh sex? That fuckin blue turtle quickly became the most feared and the biggest pimp in town. |
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| May 3rd, 2007 05:23 AM | ||
| Supafly345 | Animals usually stay away from bright colors usually because it means toxic. ;X | |
| May 3rd, 2007 01:49 AM | ||
| kahljorn |
yea great idea mattjack i wonder what happened to that turtle when he went into the forest and then some crazed beast saw a bright blue turtle shell huh what happened huh maybe a little turtle snack that's probably it tell your dad good job destroying natural camouflages and murdering a turtle. :spit |
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| May 2nd, 2007 10:37 PM | ||
| MattJack |
You should paint all the animals that come in your yard a bright color so you can see them better next time. My PawPaw would almost always mow over this big turtle that chilled out on his land. Well one day while mowing he decided to pick him up and bring him to his shop. He paints the turtle's shell bright blue and then sets him free. He would always see the turtle when mowing now, and sometimes when we'd be having some coffee on the porch we would see a bright blue turtle slowly moving across the yard. So I stress this to everyone, paint the animals in your yard bright colors. |
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| May 2nd, 2007 10:13 PM | ||
| Terra |
jesus keeryst, farty! you're not mowing a lawn. you're bush hogging. how high is that gawdamned grass???? i mow lawns too but that shit must be knee high and in serious need of a bushhog. next time toss out a bunch of gawdamned firecrackers before you mount a mower and give the lil fuckers a running chance. 
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| May 2nd, 2007 07:24 PM | ||
| noob3 | 1 time when i was little my dad ran over a kitten, and it got all thrown up & twisted into the blade, and then he tried to say it "crawled into the lawnmower before i started it" | |
| May 2nd, 2007 05:27 PM | ||
| MisSFiT |
My cat brings me mice and moles and some baby birds every now and then. He doesn't eat them though, he only likes to eat friskies prime filets. |
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| May 2nd, 2007 05:05 PM | ||
| Girl Drink Drunk |
I ran my lawnmower over a stump that turned out to have fucking hornets in it. They kept stinging me even when I got in the house. It was horrible 
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| May 2nd, 2007 03:54 PM | ||
| arg_zombies |
I live in a country-ish place,so we have bunnies everywhere! Yesterday I saw one which was literally smaller than my fist! I saw it again in the evening though - my cat found it She leaves us the ears and backlegs
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| May 2nd, 2007 01:20 PM | ||
| Schimid | I was mowing my lawn about a year ago, when the grass was really really high. I mowed reaaaally close to a particularly large pile, and about six bunnies came a-hop-hop-hoppin' out and I felt TERRIBLE. I didn't kill any, but the fact I was only seconds from doing so made me eternally cautious. | |
| May 2nd, 2007 12:19 PM | ||
| Womti |
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aside from pigeons. |
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