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May 1st, 2003 11:25 AM | ||
mburbank | Absolutely. | |
May 1st, 2003 11:18 AM | ||
glowbelly | well, they say that laughter is the best medicine. can i pay you in paxil? | |
May 1st, 2003 10:58 AM | ||
mburbank | Not for stuff like that. My official consulting fee is $25.00 an hour. I haven't raised my rates in six years. | |
May 1st, 2003 10:51 AM | ||
glowbelly | so what you're saying is that i wouldn't have to pay you? | |
May 1st, 2003 10:30 AM | ||
mburbank | Sure, but I thought it was funny the first time. | |
Apr 30th, 2003 07:05 PM | ||
glowbelly | can i keep you around to translate all my jokes into funny for me? | |
Apr 30th, 2003 04:30 PM | ||
mburbank |
You did just fine, glow. His ass, approaching near infinite size, if applied to an infinitly long keyboard, will of logical neccesity at some point type the complete works of Shakespeare. Just don't hold your breath. Or perhaps, since it is ass typing we're dicussing, you should. |
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Apr 30th, 2003 01:37 PM | ||
Anonymous |
wtf!!!! I've eben looking forward to this party for months!! he can't do this now ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Apr 30th, 2003 11:00 AM | ||
glowbelly |
george's ass is so big, that if he sat on his computer keyboard repeatedly, he would do that shakespeare monkey trick. i'm the worst at trying to figure out what i want to say. ![]() |
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Apr 29th, 2003 03:32 PM | ||
mburbank |
Georges computer problem stems from trying to type with his ass and you can damn well tell him I said so! Unless his ass has developed some sort of opposable miniature cheek, in which case I apologize. |
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Apr 29th, 2003 11:00 AM | ||
FS | I hope he also soon gets/has gotten a certain piggy in the mail. | |
Apr 29th, 2003 10:32 AM | ||
AChimp |
![]() George's computer probably refuses to come here because of all the shit. ![]() |
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Apr 29th, 2003 09:53 AM | ||
Captain Robo |
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Apr 29th, 2003 09:39 AM | ||
glowbelly |
i talked to george last night he promises to be back soon. he has computer problemos and has been busy playing fun house with his family for the past 2 1/2 months. sspad? i told him that you had to cancel your plans to come out there. he was disappointed, but a little relieved because: he's probably going to have to cancel his party because i can't go. not really. i mean, really, on the cancellation of the party, but not really because of me. anywhoodledee, he misses those who he misses and they rest of you that he doesn't miss he doesn't miss and probably doesn't like. oh! i got to hear nancy tell some guy to get the fuck out of their house last night. special. ![]() |