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May 7th, 2003 04:02 PM
Les Waste I'm just basing that assumption from what I've heard. I knew a guy who smoked pot, a lot of pot, a week before he had to take a drug test. He basically overdosed on Vitamin B every night for a week, and drank a 12-pack of light beer every night. He must have pissed a metric ton every night, and he tested negative for THC on his test, so I just assume it worked though.

But I wouldn't risk it. The benefits of smoking it don't outweigh the risk if you're going to be tested.
May 7th, 2003 09:57 AM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by McClain
Anywho, I can't smoke the cheeba 'cause I'm military. I mean, I can smoke it, but they'd kick me out.
My company used to test us randomly about once a month or so. The only thing random about it was what day/week in the month it was. It was rarely ever the officers or senior enlisted (sergeants and above) that were tested ... as is THEY don't do drugs, right? It wasn't a problem for me as I don't smoke marijuana anyway but I still thought it was unfair. Since most of us on the low end of the totem pole were sick of our time getting wasted AND the implication that ONLY the lower enlisted did drugs, we set up a meeting with the commmander to address our grievances. All went well and he started testing more randomly. Result? A staff sergeant who many of us didn't like anyway got busted and was kicked out of the military.

P.S. Yeah, we kind of knew he was doing it. He was a piece of crap but I kind of felt bad for being a party to ending a military career ... indirectly anyway.
May 7th, 2003 09:03 AM
McClain Les, the truth is that there is no pill, drink or supplement that is guaranteed to flush the THC out of your system. It's just not true. They do a variety of things, but none of them can absolutely rid your body of the toxins in a set number of days. Anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about... Or they recently founded the magical pill that evolved beyond science and biology.

I haven't been tested in over a year, but it's completely random. I could go another year w/out pissing, but then in a matter of days I could have to do it twice. I'd rather just wait.
May 7th, 2003 12:16 AM
CastroMotorOil Thanks for that golden nugget of wisdom there schmid. Anway i love my NyQuil, it's the best when you combine it with achohol as it intensifies everything and shit, lots of fun but you sleep forever after that.
May 7th, 2003 12:06 AM
Schimid Smoking is bad.
May 7th, 2003 12:04 AM
noob3 hummina
May 6th, 2003 11:56 PM
sadie bawk bawk. :P
May 6th, 2003 10:28 PM
noob3 Stoner chicks are hawt
May 6th, 2003 10:11 PM
Les Waste Only the ones that are sexually attracted to other stoners
May 6th, 2003 09:30 PM
AChimp STONERS ARE FAGS.
May 6th, 2003 09:06 PM
Les Waste

I was talking about chewing tobacco. I'm pretty sure the military doesn't care about tobacco use. McClain is quitting smoking because he put a seed all up in his wife.
May 6th, 2003 09:00 PM
Jeanette X
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You could always chew, if you don't mind people thinking the inside of your mouth tastes and looks like feces.
I'm pretty sure it would still end up in your piss.
May 6th, 2003 08:52 PM
noob3 I use to robotrip alot, on the pure dextrometh Roboitussin. The 4 oz bottles, ugh. I would starve myself so I wouldn't have to puke while I was tripping, but sometimes I would pule up the tussin+chaser anyway. But those trips were so spacey and fun, I think I'm going to buy a bottle or two this weekend.

ps: don't ever try to drink a whole bottle of tussin without makign sure there arn't any other ingredients. UNLESS YOU WANT TO DIE
May 6th, 2003 08:49 PM
Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Les Waste
...there is a vitamin B supplement called Niacin...
Isn't that the poison thing there was a big woo-ha about a couple of months back?

Edit: No, wait, I'm thinking of Ricin.
May 6th, 2003 08:42 PM
Les Waste You could always chew, if you don't mind people thinking the inside of your mouth tastes and looks like feces.

How often does the military test your piss? Because there is a vitamin B supplement called Niacin that will flush the THC out of your urine in five days. All you do is take five pills of it every night for five nights, your urine gets red (it isn't blood and it doens't hurt) and you'll be clean.

I wouldn't risk it though, if I were you, because the sample might be diluted, and a lot of people consider a diluted sample to be a positive test.
May 6th, 2003 08:35 PM
McClain I'm down to no more than 2 cigs a day now... This isn't as bad as I thought it'd be, but it still sucks ass. I love puffin' the grit and I didn't want to quit. Damn it.

Anywho, I can't smoke the cheeba 'cause I'm military. I mean, I can smoke it, but they'd kick me out.
May 6th, 2003 05:02 PM
whoreable I dont think getting sleep will ever be a problem for me. The problem is staying awake.
May 6th, 2003 04:58 PM
sadie i seriously think pot is an insomnia aid for me. i'm not complaining, though: sleep deprivation + pot = inspiration. (and wherever inspiration may be found, let me find myself.)

and i just got back from the store with a pack of regular lights.
May 6th, 2003 04:32 PM
soundtest Nyquill or sleep aids? Pot has to be a lot less harmful than that shit... I took about 5 Nyquills once and was on the verge of hallucinating

sadie: Watch out taking the ultra-super-thin-mild cigarette path... you end up smoking more and inhaling deeper, increasing your intake of toxins

And a girl getting free stuff?? No way!
May 6th, 2003 04:17 PM
Les Waste No, it was Nyquil (well, generic Nyquil. It's the exact same thing but it costs half as much and the bottle is twice as big), but I wouldn't be surprised if Robitussien would do the exact same thing. But Nyquil tastes so much better. But only the red flavor. Not the green flavor.

I've smoked lot's of pot, but I have never smoked tobacco. Funny how that works.
May 6th, 2003 03:54 PM
ziggytrix are you sure that wasn't robotussin?

time does the fucking watusi if you drink enough of that horrible crap.





PSA: Long term abuse of the active ingredient in Robotussin (dextromethorphan) can lead to severe mental problems, not to mention the other active ingredients can be lethal in the same dosage that is required to abuse DXM.
May 6th, 2003 03:52 PM
Esuohlim I have never smoked a cigarette, let alone pot.

I'm such a square.
May 6th, 2003 03:30 PM
Les Waste McClain made me LOL.

And fifty bucks canadian is like 30 bucks U.S., but it's probably about the same amount as fifty bucks U.S. will get you since so much more of it is grown in Canada.

I understand the whole insomnia thing, but fifty bucks a week is still too much. You should try to get addicted to something cheaper and not as bad for you, like Nyquil.

Ahh, sweet Nyquil. Last sunday I drank half a bottle of it and I swear time stood still.
May 6th, 2003 03:16 PM
whoreable 50 bucks a week is probaly more than I spend on food.
May 6th, 2003 03:12 PM
sadie i need to quit the cigs myself. i'm down to ultralights, but i feel like i'm just smoking twice as many.

and if you've the right friends, you needn't spend any money on weed.
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