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|Jul 31st, 2008 01:31 AM|
|resident-adam||Man this article is spot on.|
|Jul 30th, 2008 02:30 PM|
|kenny||i honestly laughed out loud for 5 minutes when you sprung a gun out of nowhere on your what to bring list, i don't know why that's so funny to me. But i must say Mr. Burbank is one of the funniest men alive.|
|Jul 29th, 2008 01:26 AM|
"Lots of complicated folding chairs none of which unfold the same way as any of the others."
This is the best.
|Jul 24th, 2008 12:57 AM|
|Duct Tape Ninja||It's amazing how a beach can attract the fattest and/or ugliest people in the world that still think they look good in a bikini or a speedo.|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 01:03 PM|
|Zhukov||And here I was thinking those moments where made by bowling dad out in beach cricket while he suffered some sort of irukandji syndrome.|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 12:35 PM|
|Protoclown||This made me laugh so hard I almost got in trouble at work.|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 12:33 PM|
I love the beach and go there with my family whenever I can. It's more the human condition I'm writing about, and for laughs.
Zhukov's father's experience fits right in. It isn't the beach or the jellyfish or the reprimand or the sandcastle that make those moments per se, but the state of being alive in one's skin on earth with other people that brings them about.
|Jul 23rd, 2008 10:32 AM|
|Zhukov||I'll never forget the look my father gave me as he ran up the wet sand screaming, legs covered in blue men-o-war jellyfish, as he was told by my mother to "be more careful" since he nearly stepped on our crappy sand castle. That article said exactly what his face said that day.|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 08:21 AM|
This perfectly sums up why I hate going to the beach.
|Jul 23rd, 2008 05:14 AM|
|OxBlood||This is so very sad. It makes me want thank the mighty elder gods that I have neither Spouse nor Kids. THANK YOU ELDERS, you rock!|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 03:03 AM|
|greenimp||heeeeeeeeeey, its not summer! and school just went back in! you krazy amerikans and your right way round seasons...|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 02:24 AM|
|Dungeonbrownies||huh, you guys use those lil bracket things instead of greater than or less than signs. weird. guess I'll try again|
|Jul 23rd, 2008 02:22 AM|
|Dungeonbrownies||the nicest beaches tend to be the private ones, mostly because theyre devoid of this kind of stuff. that and (if youre lesley nielson from that infamous episode of creepshow) you can use it to bury your enemies.|
|Jul 22nd, 2008 05:37 PM|
|Julio||Bury the kids under a huge mountain of sand then drive back home.|
|Jul 22nd, 2008 04:17 PM|
|Jul 22nd, 2008 12:24 PM|
I think I just died a little more inside.
|Jul 22nd, 2008 07:26 AM|
|Tom Foolery||The best beaches are the ones with all the "No-Trespassing" signs. Since I'm a Morlock, I don't do to the beach during the day though, only at night when all the drunks have decided to go skinny-dipping. Drunk People + Dark Turbulent Water = Quality Entertainment.|
|Jul 22nd, 2008 07:17 AM|
You forgot sand flies - mmmm lunch! Are you O-positive? I like O-positive.
Other than this minor nitpick, pure poetry.
|Jul 22nd, 2008 03:26 AM|
|El Sammo||Send the family to the Mall with twenty dollars to play "See how many items"|
|Jul 22nd, 2008 03:25 AM|
|El Sammo||I'm building a beach Just for you, Max.|
|Jul 22nd, 2008 03:07 AM|
Let's Go To The Beach!
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