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| Jun 5th, 2003 12:06 AM | ||
| The_voice_of_reason | YELLOW???? Shit now I have to sell my gas mask and bomb shelter. Say, do you know anyone who need six boxes of duct tape? | |
| Jun 4th, 2003 04:16 PM | ||
| mburbank | Sorry, sorry, we've been back on yellow alert for a coouple of day now, you can all can all go back to feeling just, you know, lemony elevated, and not orange-orange heightened. | |
| May 27th, 2003 09:34 PM | ||
| AChimp |
Here is a simple explanation for the latest Orange alert: =  + 
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| May 27th, 2003 09:13 PM | ||
| Zosimus |
...I dare say that it is a good strategy they are using if the convention is looking for election-sympathy. A sort of commercial psychology for the people. In fact, where better to have their rebulican convention, than right there in the very wound of the stab; the place, where tragedy struck us all down like a bolt of lighting! It doesn't require a lot to find attention there, and they are catching people with the remenance of patriotic rhetoric. Nothing like a quick election mind-fuck! |
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| May 27th, 2003 04:34 PM | ||
| mburbank |
The Republican Nominating convention is going to be held in NYC about a week before September 11, which is a pretty ballsy use of tragedy and will go down in political history as a really amazing bit of Machievellian strategy, a really stupid assesment of National gullability, or, in the event of an actual terrorist attack on NY, just a dumb as dirt idea. Do you suppose with such a tempting target event in such a tempting target city they will crank up the national alert to Orange, or just leave it there from now until then? |
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| May 27th, 2003 04:26 PM | ||
| Zosimus |
One thing is national security another is mass paranoia!  !"Vinth"? BWAAHAHAHAHAHA!! |
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| May 27th, 2003 04:14 PM | ||
| mburbank | In case anyone is wondering, we are still on Orange Alert. I checked the Governments website. | |
| May 22nd, 2003 05:55 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
Carnie made me LOL too  I am too LOLABLE |
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| May 22nd, 2003 09:50 AM | ||
| Carnivore |
 Damn! Then I guess I shouldn't order this and wear it on my head. |
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| May 22nd, 2003 09:40 AM | ||
| mburbank | Kelly, I think your T-shirt idea is pretty funny, but in the current climate you could get killed (literally) for wearing it. | |
| May 22nd, 2003 05:12 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | I hope you get KILLED. | |
| May 21st, 2003 08:52 PM | ||
| AChimp | We have no Woger! | |
| May 21st, 2003 08:46 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| May 21st, 2003 07:44 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Just don't duct tape your house... | |
| May 21st, 2003 12:40 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Let me know what you think (no disrespect intended) of my new novelty t-shirt idea: "My < fill in the blank > got killed in a terrorist < fill in the blank > and all I got was this lousy orange T-shirt!" |
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| May 21st, 2003 12:33 PM | ||
| Protoclown |
HOLY SHIT!!! ARE ALL THE HATCHES BATTENED DOWN??? 
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| May 20th, 2003 09:36 PM | ||
| AChimp |
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| May 20th, 2003 04:23 PM | ||
| Brandon |
Considering terrorism has become the new communism in terms of what Americans are paranoid of... ...do you think we should call this period the "Orange Scare"? |
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| May 20th, 2003 03:51 PM | ||
| mburbank | I think Crayola should rename one of their Orangish Crayons "Orange Alert" Or maybe "Heigtened Rish Orange". | |
| May 20th, 2003 03:29 PM | ||
| FS | Juuust as long as you don't worry your pretty little head about Iraq threatening to become Afghanistan II, the Revenge. | |
| May 20th, 2003 03:18 PM | ||
| sspadowsky |
Let me see if I understand the Senator correctly: "Something bad may or may not happen somewhere, at some time." OK, Senator, I'll take all the necessary precautions.  Idiot. ________ RECALL WELLBUTRIN |
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| May 20th, 2003 03:11 PM | ||
| mburbank | NONE OF YOUR BEETH WAXTH!! | |
| May 20th, 2003 03:06 PM | ||
| VinceZeb | What is this whole Vinth thing? Is it supposed to be funny or some sort of in-joke? | |
| May 20th, 2003 03:04 PM | ||
| mburbank |
WE'RE BACK ON ORANGE ALERT!!! " Speaking to reporters while administration officials were considering raising the level, Senate Armed Services Committee Chairman John Warner, R-Va., said "I think Americans should give heed and pay attention to what they decide." "We do not know the specificity of where a strike could or could not come, but I think prudent measures are being taken by the president on down, by his administration," Warner said. Say, John, who writes your material, Vinth? |
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