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| Jun 18th, 2010 08:59 AM | ||||||
| Pentegarn |
Speaking of people I want to punch in the face, all these spambot creators Just saw one post a thread that wa titled for loveline but was posted in poilitcs and was actually there to sell wow gold 
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| Jun 18th, 2010 08:17 AM | ||||||
| Kitsa |
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| Jun 11th, 2010 04:58 PM | ||||||
| Evil Robot | It said that the message was to short (less than 2 charecters) so I mashed the keyboard and tried again. | |||||
| Jun 11th, 2010 01:14 AM | ||||||
| Tadao |
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| Jun 10th, 2010 07:06 PM | ||||||
| Fathom Zero | He messed up. He fucked a cop. | |||||
| Jun 10th, 2010 06:46 PM | ||||||
| Pentegarn |
OK Sheriff we're gonna fuck you now... But we're gonna fuck you slow |
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| Jun 10th, 2010 06:10 PM | ||||||
| Evil Robot |
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| Jun 10th, 2010 10:20 AM | ||||||
| Dimnos |
We do something like that here where I work. All the employees are to park in a parking lot on the side of the building while the two owners park out front. Its not a hard concept to get. There is a parking lot. That is where you park. Its not even like its all that far. Its right fucking next to the building. No hill or anything. As soon as the owners go out of town all these fucks make a mad dash to park in the front like their some sort of big shots. Oh my god! You got to park 50 feet closer to the front door! Your such a bad ass! 
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| Jun 9th, 2010 04:38 AM | ||||||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | Flagg, you are a gentlemen and a scholar. | |||||
| Jun 9th, 2010 03:27 AM | ||||||
| Tadao | A good face punching would fix that. I'm almost positive of it! | |||||
| Jun 9th, 2010 03:25 AM | ||||||
| Colonel Flagg |
What is it with all this entitlement bullshit anyway? At work we have parking near the front door, and parking away from the door, up on "the hill". About 3 years ago, we all got blue parking placards, for "security reasons". The managers all got placards with the letter "A" stenciled on them. Then came the e-mail stating that only "A" placards were allowed to park in front of the building by the door, and that all others had to park up on "the hill". WTF? Does this mean that all managers are disabled or something? Or do they have better looking cars? I have an "A" placard, and I purposely park as far away from the front door as possible.
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| Jun 8th, 2010 08:53 PM | ||||||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
Didn't she ever read that story about the farmer boy who gets his own oxen. Then he rides by his dad who has his own oxen but they have a load they are carrying so the boy and oxen get out of the way. Then the boy is bringing a load back with his oxen but the young oxen just think they're supposed to get out of the way of the big oxen and they spill the load. And the load cost like $100 but it was in the early part of the century that it took place is so it would be a few thousand dollars now? What a cunt. |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 08:14 PM | ||||||
| kahljorn |
me either  ive been trying to make myself more confrontational with people but i always get scared that that's what all the crazy fucks are waiting for so they can get more crazy and put on their crazy person martyr act
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| Jun 8th, 2010 08:08 PM | ||||||
| Kitsa |
We have a lady in our neighborhood I call Richard Simmons because of her caucasian fro and her short shorts. Either she has a dogwalking service or she owns like 4 different dogs, because she's perpetually walking a dog down the sidewalk here. She will not move for ANYONE. One time she was coming down the street as I was coming out the front door with my dog...I hadn't seen her. My (trained) dog just stood and watched, her (untrained) dog went fucking nuts. She shot me the dirtiest look, like "Get back in your house." It was pretty weird. I stood and let her pass. Couple of days ago, I was coming down the sidewalk with my baby in a stroller AND my dog. I always cross the road when I come upon someone with a dog or a baby, but she doesn't. She bullied us off the sidewalk and I was the one who had to cross, even though that's a hell of a lot harder and more dangerous with a dog and a kid. I don't like her. |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 07:46 PM | ||||||
| kahljorn |
usually when i run into these problems i walk away muttering very loudly so that they can hear. Like whenever 3 people are walking abreast i always stare at them and if my girlfriend and i have to move when we walk by we'll mutter very loudly, "WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES." i think with your guys diseases you should just accost people with it if they are giving you shit. It'd be funny. What a bunch of dicks, anyway. They deserve to feel stupid. Fuck those fake handicap people who have like handicap power trips or some shit. |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 07:31 PM | ||||||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | The Knievel cane sounds fucking awesome. | |||||
| Jun 8th, 2010 06:02 PM | ||||||
| Pentegarn |
^^^ I like this solution |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 05:56 PM | ||||||
| Tadao |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 05:47 PM | ||||||
| Pentegarn |
If I were to get a cane I would want one like Evil Knievel had. Hollow diamond encrusted and filled with Wild Turkey Now that's pimp |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 05:47 PM | ||||||
| Kitsa |
YOU ARE IN LUCK TADAO SIR BECAUSE I AM AN EXPERT IN THIS. Most of the shit you will get is from people who are more or less "temporarily" or "minorly" disabled and have an inflated estimation of their pain and suffering. I once got harassed by a guy in a wrist brace for being parked in a handicapped spot, because he had a BROKEN ARM DAMMIT and I was taking a space that could have been his. The real kicker there was that there were other handicapped spaces available. My dad used to say, "Wow, your x-ray vision must be a little off, or you'd see my daughter's spinal cord cancer and broken neck." The more diplomatic thing to say is, "I know that I hide my disability very well, but I have a severe spinal problem that makes it difficult and dangerous for me to walk long distances." The less diplomatic thing to do is point at your placard and yell that it's none of their fucking concern. |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 02:04 PM | ||||||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost | The glass one sounds pimp. | |||||
| Jun 8th, 2010 01:49 PM | ||||||
| Tadao |
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| Jun 8th, 2010 11:41 AM | ||||||
| Colonel Flagg |
I find myself pushing a double stroller on a narrow sidewalk at precisely the same time when a group of 60-something tourists are coming the other way, 3- or sometimes 4-abreast. No, they expect me and my two youngsters to venture out into the street so they can pass, because after all, they are more important. Go ahead and punch them in the face, the bastards.
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| Jun 8th, 2010 11:30 AM | ||||||
| Fathom Zero | I really want one with a concealed weapon. | |||||
| Jun 8th, 2010 11:21 AM | ||||||
| 10,000 Volt Ghost |
Totally want this one. http://cgi.ebay.com/GRIM-SKULL-HUMAN...item3a5b93c84d :BARON |
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