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Jun 14th, 2003 07:55 AM
Spectre X that's a pretty poop thing to happen, I feel sorry for you.
Jun 14th, 2003 07:52 AM
carey
cat

I know how hard it was for me to lose a cat, so I will tell some jokes, modified to make them appropriate.


how do you unload a hundred kittens from a pickup truck?
with a pitchfork.



why don't they make bunkers out of kittens?
cause when you stuff a kitten in a sandbag, it won't shut up!


how do you get a kitten out from under your car?
blow it in place


what do you call a cat that is on fire?
lunch


what's better than sex with a 9 lb cat?
sex with her kittens

what's better than that?
post-microwave-kitten sex


hey, what's that smell?
you know.
Jun 13th, 2003 09:42 PM
george your cat is in hell.
Jun 13th, 2003 02:02 PM
Vibecrewangel
Sad

I'm sorry Mod....
Jun 13th, 2003 02:00 PM
Anonymous Why :<

Why couldn't it have been you :<
Jun 13th, 2003 01:57 PM
Cap'n Crunch Sorry about your cat.

My dog almost died once when he was hit by a car. He is a Chihuahua, and he only weighed 7 pounds at the time.
Jun 13th, 2003 01:48 PM
timrpgland Damn that sucks, I feel for ya. I hate losing a pet and it's tough to deal with.
Jun 13th, 2003 01:29 PM
Jeanette X Of course, before you purchase another pet, you should take some time to grieve and come to terms with the fact that your cat is gone.
Jun 13th, 2003 12:13 PM
Daphne I'm sorry to hear about your cat, that's so sad

I do agree with what Jeanette said about ferrets, I had one and they do make amazing pets.
Jun 13th, 2003 10:19 AM
kellychaos Sorry about your loss. My cat, Schmitten (don't ask), just came back from a six day excursion to who knows where. As I live out in the sticks, I'm used to her crazy little jaunts every now and again when she gets a wild cat hair up her butt (she's fixed) but six days is over the top for her and I was beginning to get worried. Anyway, she triumphantly returned rubbing against my legs to annoyance and meowing her great adventure. I wish I spoke cat!
Jun 13th, 2003 09:58 AM
glowbelly poop
Jun 13th, 2003 12:23 AM
Anonymous I'm sorry :<

but both ma kittehs are ok :<
Jun 12th, 2003 11:26 PM
Grazzt I'm sorry.
Jun 12th, 2003 11:16 PM
Cybernetico
Quote:
Originally Posted by Wiffles
Although I am alergic to cats, I deeply sympathize with you ;______;
My dad is too, thats why we dont have cats
Jun 12th, 2003 10:41 PM
Jeanette X I reccomend getting a ferret. They are very underrated as pets.
Jun 12th, 2003 10:32 PM
Wiffles Although I am alergic to cats, I deeply sympathize with you ;______;
Jun 12th, 2003 09:53 PM
Miss Modular
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mockery
Sorry to hear that, Miss M. Are you gonna get a new one now though? I miss having cats... if I ever move into a house, I'm definitely gonna get one.
We probably won't get another cat unless it's second hand (like this cat was), because my parents don't want the burden of housebreaking it. We've been mulling over the idea getting another dog, though, and my Grandma has offered to take care of it. Which is a good sign. Our Basset Hound had to be put to sleep a few years ago, and I'd like to have a dog in the house again.
Jun 12th, 2003 09:22 PM
Jixby Phillips

It's sad when any cat dies
Jun 12th, 2003 09:01 PM
Mockery Sorry to hear that, Miss M. Are you gonna get a new one now though? I miss having cats... if I ever move into a house, I'm definitely gonna get one.

I still want to get a large aquarium setup again. I haven't had any pets in a long time. :/
Jun 12th, 2003 08:38 PM
James I'm sorry your cat died. Be thankful your kitty lived a full life, though.

Mine died when he was only five. He just fell over and started crying out in pain, and he couldn't get back up. His back legs wouldn't work. My parents rushed him to the animal hospital, while I cried in my room, scared.

He ended up having a blood clot that made its way into his heart. And he had to be put down to spare him any more pain.

So I know how you feel. I can only hope that your cat's long life helps you brace yourself for this, and you'll feel better soon.
Jun 12th, 2003 08:10 PM
Cybernetico He's so cute with that hat on

Yet it probobly is making him miserable :/
Jun 12th, 2003 08:05 PM
Kitty of Doom It's so hard when you lose a close animal friend. I deeply sympathize. My dog Beige died of an enlarged liver when I was 13 and I still miss him

Jun 12th, 2003 06:41 PM
Cybernetico Yeah, I was sad when little sophie got mange. Luckily, it didn't kill it and it's ok now.







GOOD GIRL!
Jun 12th, 2003 06:06 PM
HickMan I hate it when things die.
Jun 12th, 2003 05:50 PM
Ninjavenom Poor Kitty.
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