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Aug 8th, 2003 10:57 AM
Darryl George, you came to Boston? The next time you come up here and have time before you leave, let me know beforehand. Maybe we could hang out or have lunch or something.
Aug 6th, 2003 04:07 PM
george i bet you are thrilled
Aug 6th, 2003 04:02 PM
FartinMowler "Hi " George glad your not dead.

I found a new PooP recruite

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Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2003 1:17 am Post subject:

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actually old people smell because they play with their shit.
i used to be a cleaner in an old peoples home and one woman persistently fished turds out of the toilet and placed them in a glove on top of her chest of drawers as if the glove was holding it like a hand.
Aug 6th, 2003 04:00 PM
pissed off salesman Good point.
Aug 6th, 2003 03:53 PM
george it is not rape if you dont say stop.
Aug 6th, 2003 03:49 PM
pissed off salesman I broke my left big toe, got testicular cancer, lost bladder control, got a job, lost it, got raped by a homeless person, and then i got food poisoning at taco bell.
Aug 6th, 2003 03:47 PM
george the amtrack job finally came through, after A LOT of jerking me around they finally have me on the payroll entertaining passengers with my ability to be kind of cool to know for fifteen minutes or so.

i did my first real trip (to boston) this past weekend, and it was great. i got to meet all sorts of drunk people that thought i was hilarious.

it made me happy.
Aug 6th, 2003 03:40 PM
mburbank What is your job now? I have my fingers crossed that it is 'ass model'.
Aug 6th, 2003 03:26 PM
george fartinmowler got an award for not pooping his pants. he made it a whole day. way to go fartin!!!!

Aug 6th, 2003 03:22 PM
george

these kids made tampon traps to lure wild vaginas.
Aug 6th, 2003 03:06 PM
george
what i did while george was gone

here is what i did:

I GOT DRUNK A WHOLE LOT.

then i whacked off even more.

then i went for a personal record of 10 ADULT DAYS WITHOUT A SHOWER OR REMOVING MY UNDERWEAR.

rediscovered why taking drugs is BAD. took one friend to rehab, discovered that another is as good as dead and has no desire to save herself (despite intense efforts on my part to get her help)

got back to work. i now have the coolest job on earth.

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