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Aug 27th, 2003 04:25 PM
Cap'n Crunch huh?

He should get pulled down into the shit and go into hell, but then we find out it was all a dream. And make more humping.
Aug 27th, 2003 01:21 PM
huh
Re: Into the bowels of hell

cool story
Aug 12th, 2003 11:29 AM
Dole LESS DUMPING MORE HUMPING
Aug 12th, 2003 08:13 AM
FartinMowler I used to think this section was cool but now I don't If I have to write something to titilate the teens then so be it.. :/
Aug 11th, 2003 04:19 PM
pjalne So, did you come?
Aug 11th, 2003 08:33 AM
FartinMowler
Into the bowels of hell

OK this is a contest of sorts.. best story of worst washroom experiences.

Most often I am a morning dump and off to work but this day I didn't. I had a really upset stomach from the night before eating cheap frozen burrito's and beer. So I'm driving along and get this sharp pain and immediatly I can feel I have the potentials of diahrea and must go. I pull over to a construction site and see a portable john and rush to it. I stepped in and it wasn't sitting level on the ground and moved side to side and to my horror was absolutely filled to the brim with shit and no toilet paper!!! I felt as though I was about to squeeze a tube of paste out my ass and also vomit from the smell! I flung the door open and took a deep breath of fresh air and jumped out of there and ran to the construction office that was next door and inside there was no one but I could see the symbol for a washroom and made a b-line and dumped my toxic waste. All fresh and feeling better I slowly opened the door and luckily no one had come back to the office and I snuck out.

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