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| Aug 30th, 2003 08:22 PM | |
| Hobo Renee | Fuck yeah. |
| Aug 30th, 2003 08:19 PM | |
| Les Waste |
Spectre X will die in an unfortunate boating accident after attempting to water ski by himself, using a cinder block tied to a rope to hold the throttle at max speed! And Hobo Renee will die in her mansion after attempting to use a $100 bill to light her cigar, only to watch the small flame instantly ignite the giant piles of money she uses as furniture, and as an end result her mansion will look like a haunted house and she'll resemble a corpse from the movie Backdraft. Of course, she'll be 97 when this happens and will have already lived a long, full life as America's most successful rock star robber baron. Looks like you lose, Spectre X 
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| Aug 30th, 2003 02:11 PM | |
| Hobo Renee |
Okay, I'm confused, is this an online generator thing or just some guy on AIM. Regardless, why does everyone always forget me. I've been here forever 
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| Aug 30th, 2003 11:01 AM | |
| Spectre X | I want to know how the hell I die. HIT ME! |
| Aug 30th, 2003 10:22 AM | |
| kellychaos | Are plug-in, double-donged, vibrating dildos a common cause of electrocution deaths? :/ |
| Aug 30th, 2003 12:11 AM | |
| Les Waste |
DON'T YOU DARE PLAY ALONG WITH MY JOKE, JUST SIT THERE AND STARE AT THE FLOOR, YOU DON'T NOT SUCK ENOUGH TO BE KEWL
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| Aug 29th, 2003 11:33 PM | |
| Comrade Rocket |
thats funny cuz i have almost died from choking on a baby pelvis before. Creepy stuff indeed |
| Aug 29th, 2003 09:33 PM | |
| glowbelly |
i made it on the kitchen floor last week 
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| Aug 29th, 2003 09:27 PM | |
| McClain | You can teach a dog to water but you can't make it in the kitchen. |
| Aug 29th, 2003 09:21 PM | |
| george | i have been trying to teach my dog how to smoke |
| Aug 29th, 2003 09:19 PM | |
| glowbelly |
FOR YOU TO POOP ON? 
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| Aug 29th, 2003 09:17 PM | |
| george | sinblock would be an even better enigma. |
| Aug 29th, 2003 09:08 PM | |
| glowbelly |
TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: glowbelly You will die on: Thursday, April 25, 2030 You will die of: Skin Cancer this is the most fucked up ever because i'm insane about wearing sunblock (hehe, i originally typed sinblock). i'm so afraid of getting skin cancer, yet i smoke. i'm an enigma.
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| Aug 29th, 2003 05:59 PM | |
| Rongi | :'( |
| Aug 29th, 2003 02:38 PM | |
| Rev. Danno |
I AM IMORTAL!!!! I WILL NOT DIE!!! i wasn't on the list... |
| Aug 29th, 2003 10:09 AM | |
| kellychaos | I want my electrocution to be routed from my genetalia to an old rusty mattress which is in turn hooked up to a 20 volt car battery. I will give only my name, rank and SSN and die as I lived ... a hero. |
| Aug 29th, 2003 09:52 AM | |
| FS | I've got this thing beat. In 2024, I'll just not eat anything. |
| Aug 29th, 2003 08:32 AM | |
| Bestrest | Lol i suck, becuz i'm not in the list :P |
| Aug 29th, 2003 06:59 AM | |
| jin |
"Super Retro Guy: jin TyrantOfTheAnts: Your name: jin You will die on: Thursday, October 23, 2014 You will die of: Gunshot" Why does this sound so true? This is all very disturbing because i always said i would die at 30 and this is just after my 30th birthday, and ive already been shot (grazed) twice. Third time lucky? I HATE THE INTERNET.
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| Aug 29th, 2003 02:07 AM | |
| Les Waste |
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| Aug 29th, 2003 02:02 AM | |
| Big Papa Goat |
I LOVE MY GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL! It's great for grilling a whole baby, or just fillets of flesh from the frenchman you just fucked. haha alliteration! It's fun! And e-z! |
| Aug 29th, 2003 01:57 AM | |
| Les Waste |
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| Aug 29th, 2003 01:09 AM | |
| Perndog |
YOU DUMMY BABIES AREN'T PEOPLE
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| Aug 29th, 2003 01:04 AM | |
| Les Waste |
Good news, Trigger! You'll die in 2008. You'll be walking home late one night after another hard day's work at the lye factory, when a small glint in a dumpster catches your eye. Intrigued, you go in for a closer look and discover that it is the shining blade of a steak knife, halfway planted into the soft soft of an infant not more than two weeks old. Although you feel depressed upon seeing the dead baby, you think to yourself "well, this baby is dead, and this is probably my only chance to find out what people meat tastes like." So, cautiously, you bundle the dead baby up in discarded newspapers and walk home with it inside your shirt. Upon arriving at your one-room living quarters in the rundown tenemant apartment building, you carefully clean and de-bone the baby corpse and start to cook the slabs of it's meat in your George Foreman grill. After several bites, you discover that you did not take out all the bones when you begin to joke on the baby's tiny, undeveloped femur. After several minutes of wheezing and bashing your head into the table in an attempt to dislodge the bone, you turn blue and pass out, dying soon after. Awwww man! You're so lucky! |
| Aug 28th, 2003 11:15 PM | |
| Comrade Rocket | SO BAD IT HURTS MY ANKLES... yeah im tired and frustrated. |
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