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| Sep 3rd, 2003 03:29 AM | ||
| TeRRaNuSER | what happend to the mspaint thing you made me? | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:24 PM | ||
| noob3 |
what happened to the mspaint picture i made you 
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:23 PM | ||
| Samus | lol | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:19 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
well now it's using my hamster
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:16 PM | ||
| Black Flag | I so totally knew what you were talking about. | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:12 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
ermmmm. do i have another stalker type person? Pssssst, everyone...watch what i do to his picture  ok...i just realized that nobody is going to know what i'm talking about, unless they saw this thread and all that. he's linked to a pic off my website. my elvis impersonation pic, which i've promptly changed to a french pink vagina. 
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 09:00 PM | ||
| Samus | I blast you!!!!!! | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:51 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
my little boy is all grown up
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:31 PM | ||
| Alphonse |
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I'd like to see someone do that. Teeth turn me on. People rubbing teeth is like....instant orgasm. 
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:19 PM | ||
| Schimid |
When you said you brushed your teeth together, I thought that you guys literally rubbed your teeth against each other's teeth. I thought it was some weird pot-smoking ritual.
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:10 PM | ||
| Alphonse |
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 08:00 PM | ||
| FartinMowler |
Next time...You find a nice lake or hill side park. Bottle of white wine and cheese with some very fresh bread. Look deep into her eyes and lean in and kiss her and then pick her up into your skinny gay arms and then trip and crack her head on a rock. Dig a hole and dispose of body. 
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 07:55 PM | ||
| Alphonse |
I wish I could brush my teeth as much as you did on your date. The chicks around here just don't dig that. Can I date you?
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 07:49 PM | ||
| noob3 | Avoidant Personality Disorder | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 07:42 PM | ||
| Perndog |
You went and brushed your teeth in the middle of your date, not once but twice?  And you still haven't explained APD. Anti-social Personality Disorder? |
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 07:40 PM | ||
| noob3 |
3:00 We met at Barnes and Noble. It was akward, we both were shy. We went to Toys R Us. We asked where the dinosaur toys were. It was akward. We went to Hobby Lobby and looked at the halloween things. It was akward. We went to Target looking for Jone's Soda and had a Twilight Zone moment, we bought water and I got a new tooth brush. It was less akward. We went to Jamba Juice, she bought me a juice and I felt bad. We smoked pot at my house, and it got really akward because we were both super shy still at this point. We brushed our teeth together. It was really akward. We went to a movie theatre, they wouldn't let us into the movie because it was R and I had no ID. We went to another movie theatre, the guy let us in. I payed for the tickets. We held hands while we watched Freddy vs Jason. It was nice. We bought Fazolis, and ate it in a park, and swung. It was nice. She needed somwhere to brush her teeth, so we stopped at Braum's. We brushed our teeth together in the Braum's women's room. And then she didn't eat the ice cream I bought her, she said it tasted minty so I got her a cup of water. It still tasted minty, she threw away her ice cream. 11:00 I took her home to her parents, who were waiting at Barnes and Noble. THE END Two shy kids make for akward situations. All in all, it was fun. Yay. We're going to see eachother again because she's my girlfriend now yay. I've edited my post alot latley :/ |
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 06:04 PM | ||
| Big Papa Goat | Whats APD? And have fun Noob3 | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 05:33 PM | ||
| Black Flag | NOOB HAS A GIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLFRIEND | |
| Sep 2nd, 2003 05:13 PM | ||
| CaptainBubba |
I hope this thread turns out to be a clever yet wholly depressing attempt to incite unintentionally humorous responses from the fucktard crew. Because otherwise I'm jealous, and good fucking luck Mr.Noob. : ( |
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 05:02 PM | ||
| Alphonse |
I WISH YOU BAD LUCK AND HOPE THAT THE GIRL IS ACTUALLY A MAN AND SHE SODOMIZES YOU WITH NO LUBRICATION. You didn't say what kind of luck. |
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 04:55 PM | ||
| TeRRaNuSER |
dude wasn't that yesterday? Oh, you're a moron, by the way.
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 01:46 PM | ||
| O71394658 |
Good luck. 
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| Sep 2nd, 2003 12:56 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
Good luck!  ... and I hope that the dildo doesn't damage your intestinal walls and cause internal bleeding.
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| Sep 1st, 2003 05:05 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
NICE KNOWING YOU "DUDE" 
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| Sep 1st, 2003 05:04 AM | ||
| Perndog |
Liar. You should be wishing good things upon Noob.
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