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Sep 30th, 2003 02:02 AM
ItalianStereotype
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Originally Posted by Hugh_Bristic
Yeah. I mean, I made out with my dad until I was about 16 and it wasn't weird or anything. He's not too bad a guy.

'Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. '


incest is hilarious
Sep 25th, 2003 08:00 PM
Helm square
Sep 25th, 2003 12:59 PM
Goldrush13
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I'm sorry, did someone just say they made out with their dad?
Sep 23rd, 2003 11:11 AM
glowbelly
Sep 23rd, 2003 11:05 AM
glowbelly i'm proto's friend. he hugged me when i was nekkid. i didn't see a boner or nothing.
Sep 23rd, 2003 11:04 AM
glowbelly i'm proto's friend. he hugged me when i was nekkid. i didn't see a boner or nothing.
Sep 22nd, 2003 01:19 PM
punkgrrrlie10 I seem to be one of the few who gets annoyed by the boys who don't seem interested. I like men who know what they want and go after it. Games suck.
Sep 22nd, 2003 11:09 AM
Spooky your avatar always makes me LOL now.

where the fuck did you get it? :/
Sep 22nd, 2003 11:05 AM
FS Yeah, that's how it works.
Sep 22nd, 2003 07:08 AM
Spooky I agree with the ladder theory. Which is why I've more or less taken an apathetic state on girls. I don't chase them, hell I don't care about them. Or at least, I act like I don't. Girls want what they can't have, so if you make yourself seem untouchable, you hold the power.
Sep 22nd, 2003 01:47 AM
Hugh_Bristic
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Originally Posted by Helm
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...and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister
I have an older cousin and we used to make out when I was 14 or so. We practically grew up together but that didn't stop her from explaining most of the rules of tongue wrestling to helm
Yeah. I mean, I made out with my dad until I was about 16 and it wasn't weird or anything. He's not too bad a guy.

'Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it. '
Sep 22nd, 2003 01:24 AM
kahljorn WHen I was little I had a remote control truck.
Sep 21st, 2003 09:42 PM
Helm
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...and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister
I have an older cousin and we used to make out when I was 14 or so. We practically grew up together but that didn't stop her from explaining most of the rules of tongue wrestling to helm
Sep 21st, 2003 02:01 AM
payne but not all of us r bad just the assholes
Aug 14th, 2003 12:22 PM
Protoclown I certainly don't suck, yo.
Aug 14th, 2003 11:51 AM
punkgrrrlie10 All my friends are either guys or lesbians. I have I believe 2 straight female friends. And my guy friends are like my brothers. I am not attracted to them, and they are not attracted to me. I think if I came out of the bathroom naked they would probably say something like "nice rack, here's a towel", b/c we are just friends. Girls chapped my hide until law school b/c I haven't planned out my wedding, I don't really want kids, I hate shopping and know nothing about doing makeup, hair or nails. I've discovered that girls in law school are like me, which has made it a more enjoyable experience than college where it was a crap shoot of whether you were speaking to a woman who was actually career minded or was only going to college to be more intelligent for her husband so she would be a more interesting wife.

I still say boys all suck though.
Aug 14th, 2003 08:39 AM
jin Only for you.

Ps. Previous.
Aug 14th, 2003 01:18 AM
Perndog About half of my friends are females and I want to fuck all but the ugly ones. I agree with the Ladder Theory.
Aug 14th, 2003 01:05 AM
Protoclown Glowbelly is one of my best friends and like a sister to me and she's pretty, but I don't want to stick my dick in her or anything.
Aug 14th, 2003 12:46 AM
Anonymous omg jin are you available
Aug 13th, 2003 11:57 PM
Esuohlim My best friend isn't a guy.

But she's the only friend I have that isn't a guy. I think she's pretty and everything, but I'm not attracted to her since I've been friends with her since 2nd grade and that's kind of like being attracted to your sister. :/

I await James' argument on that last statement there.
Aug 13th, 2003 11:47 PM
sadie george, even if you'd deleted that bacon/humble part from your sig, i'd remember it. :P

my life lately/weed analogy: down to stems and seeds. i've even smoked purty much all the shake, even.

i won't be teaching this year. the details are multitudinously nerve-wracking, so let's just say at present, i'm a professional singer/graphic designer. i'm flat-broke, but enjoying what i'm doing. now, i just need a benefactor-with-no-strings to fund it all. ha.
Aug 13th, 2003 11:15 PM
O71394658
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guys are great as friends.
IF A MAN FINDS YOU ATTRACTIVE YOU CANNOT BE FRIENDS

Many women want to argue this point and say things like " I have lots of guy friends." Maybe. There are exactly 3 cases Intellectual Whores has identified whereby a guy and a girl can be friends:
1. The guy is gay
2. The guy does not find you attractive.
3. The guy already has a woman much higher than you on the ladder

Even Nietzsche knew this. Most guys know this intuitively. Most girls doubt. I have a challenge for all of you girls who still doubt. Pick a guy who does not meet any of the criterion on the above list that you think is your friend. Then ask yourself this question: If you were both alone at his place one night, and you excused yourself to the bathroom and came out naked and asked him to have sex with you would he:
1. Tell you he doesn't want to risk the beautiful friendship you have created with messy physical entanglements.
2. Comply

The Ladder Theory, again
Aug 13th, 2003 11:09 PM
jin "no guy leaves a girl that sucks dick good."

I did.

hHehaHEhaEHhea
Aug 13th, 2003 11:08 PM
george ha, that is more to point out my lack of criteria.

and you missed the whole part about bacon. it DOES have a meaning.

how is life sadie? ready for school to start? only 2 seeds in my last ounce pretty much sums up my life in recent weeks.
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