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Oct 6th, 2003 10:19 PM
kahljorn I take it you're talking to me, don't be so jealous.
Oct 6th, 2003 09:55 PM
Protoclown Dude, the thickest beer goggles in the world couldn't make you hot.
Oct 6th, 2003 09:20 PM
kahljorn I'm glad I'm gay, it makes me hot.
Oct 6th, 2003 09:09 PM
glowbelly your name doesn't lie

i'm not a dyke, but i find girls attractive. i would much rather get poked by a boy, though.

i'm shrugging now.
Oct 6th, 2003 06:24 PM
digitalmoron i dunno what you're talkin' about. skinny guys are hotter than hell. ain't nothin' better than being able to wrap your arms all the way around your dude, that's what i say.
Oct 5th, 2003 08:30 PM
O71394658 A great character indeed.
Oct 5th, 2003 06:52 PM
AChimp This character genius.
Oct 5th, 2003 06:38 PM
KellyGayos no
Oct 3rd, 2003 03:58 PM
kellychaos with farva beans
Oct 3rd, 2003 10:49 AM
sadie i prefer mine medium-rare.
Oct 2nd, 2003 05:58 PM
fartymowler Doopa at the movie's...Medium coke, Medium popcorn, and a medium drink.

I'm 6' and my wife is 5'. It makes it fun to find things for her to stand on
Oct 1st, 2003 10:44 AM
kellychaos Being a "beard" must be frustrating.
Oct 1st, 2003 12:37 AM
Helm You're on a diet.
Sep 30th, 2003 08:47 PM
Sethomas I've always been ashamed of the fact that I'm a medium man, I mean I am 6'1" or maybe 6'2" I don't know which and right now I weigh 185 pounds but that's because I'm on a new antipsychotic drug that makes you gain weight I swear I was 173 two weeks ago and I started up on the Atkins diet again so I'm hoping to be down to 165 or less by the end of the month but I still don't know if that will make me normal or skinny or what but I'm kind of hoping to actually be a medium man because that gives you the best of both worlds oh and DOWNTOWN I have nothing to be ashamed of unless you count that my drugs prevent me from actually wanting to use my naughty bits.
Sep 30th, 2003 03:22 PM
Rev. Danno I'm going to poke your fucking eyes out NERD...
Glow Belly... I totally thought you were a Dyke...
You are way too cool to be a straight woman...
Sep 30th, 2003 03:21 PM
FS dun worry man, doopa's a total les

and i dun mean waste am I right guys

guys
Sep 30th, 2003 02:54 PM
Nerd
Re: medium men

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Originally Posted by Doopa
Seriously, fucking FAT guys are gRoSS and skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting make me wanna vomit and over-do-it muscular men make me think I will accidentally crush them in bed. Seriously, I think medium sized men are JUST RIGHT. Not too short, not too tall... and then you KNOW what you are getting DOWNSTAIRS (Am I RIGHT ladies?). And what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? "Hi Ken, how ya doin?!" Seriously, yucko. And they better have good skin too, and shiny teeth, I don't want any fucking dirty-ass horse-teeth men. And they better dress good, with clean shoes, and god help them if they wear sandles because you would only do that if you were small DOWNSTAIRS (Am I right ladies)! And man, don't get me started on eyebrows....Come on guys, get with it, seriously.
There is one word for girls like you....SHALLOW.
Sep 30th, 2003 12:58 PM
Jixby Phillips I luv doopa
Sep 30th, 2003 07:30 AM
Pub Lover
Re: medium men

Quote:
Originally Posted by Doopa
...skiiinnny guys are fucking disgusting... ...too short... ...what the hell is up with guys with blond hair? And they better have good skin... ...they better dress good, with clean shoes...
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Sep 30th, 2003 12:19 AM
mew barios these things happen
Sep 28th, 2003 09:54 PM
glowbelly according to geggy, my boyfriend is gay
Sep 28th, 2003 08:23 PM
Rev. Danno *AHEM*
*COUGH*
Uh, What about me dude, I'm perfect for all the ladies...
Sep 28th, 2003 07:03 PM
Geggy Too bad all the guys of women's dream are fucking homosexuals.
Sep 28th, 2003 03:37 PM
Rev. Danno Um, I have no idea how to respond to that last post.
ALL iI DO KNOW IS I AM ONE FINE SPECIMEN OF A MAN!
[insert Rev. Danno Pic here]
Sep 28th, 2003 02:30 PM
Snatchtastic
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Or you could just ram your KEN doll in your snatch.
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