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| Oct 8th, 2003 06:10 PM | |
| kahljorn |
 magic herpes bird. That was classy, you should write things.
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| Oct 8th, 2003 06:04 PM | |
| The_Rorschach |
The Lump and the Magic Herpes Bird Sounds almost one of Aesop's fables. |
| Oct 8th, 2003 09:33 AM | |
| FS | I wonder if the First Lady calls W "the magic herpes bird... in the bed." |
| Oct 8th, 2003 05:30 AM | |
| The_Rorschach |
I could write a haiku about Bush. . . death falls from above tragic clown now a great man magic herpes bird |
| Oct 7th, 2003 03:52 PM | |
| Immortal Goat | Although the subject matter was more fitting to our fearless leader, Max, there were not enough grammatical errors in it to bei his work. |
| Oct 7th, 2003 03:32 PM | |
| glowbelly |
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| Oct 7th, 2003 02:57 PM | |
| mburbank |
Bodies is red 'till bodies turn blue Oh my lumps in the ruins How I've slaughtered you. soldiers are deader But more theirs than mine The wife mends the fences with that fucking French guy. I've outed a spy and I lied about nukes When the frog kissed your claw I wanted to pukes I probably missed you, says so in my notes, Touch that French Fuck again and I'll tear out your throat. |
| Oct 7th, 2003 10:17 AM | |
| mburbank |
See, I just can't accept that she wants the American public to know that's how he thinks of her, even if it's some sort of bizarre, jes' kiddin' Republican pillowtalk. I mean, hell, the wife and I have some jokes between us that are less than complimentary, but we don't share them with the world press. I guess 'better half' don't mean much when the first half is W, at least in the smarts department. |
| Oct 7th, 2003 10:10 AM | |
| sspadowsky | I think the "lump in the bed" line is rather telling. |
| Oct 7th, 2003 09:53 AM | |
| mburbank | I find it equally appauling that Lady W chose to read this poem allowed. And one assumes this decision was vetted by first her staff and then signed off on by the Presidents staff, which probably focus grouped it first. |
| Oct 7th, 2003 06:50 AM | |
| Helm | I think I prefer Communism and it's 100+ millions of dead people to this poem. |
| Oct 6th, 2003 09:15 PM | |
| The One and Only... |
I can't decide whether Bush's unusual grammatical structure is a result of his inability to write a poem within our language's formal confines, or whether he doesn't know how to write proper sentences. "Roses are redder" is my favorite line. |
| Oct 6th, 2003 07:00 PM | |
| Perndog | He can't possibly have *everything* written for him. Some of the things he says are dumb in far too complex ways for him to just be misreading. |
| Oct 6th, 2003 03:25 PM | |
| strangelysublime | THis guy has all his speeches and statements and everything else that he says in public written for him, and then he goes and does that. he at least sounded somewhat smart when he was reading other people's stuff. |
| Oct 6th, 2003 03:23 PM | |
| Immortal Goat |
I would imagine it would go in stages, Max. Was it something like... THIS??!! :/      Cuz that is about the same thing I went through. Then came the puking. 
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| Oct 6th, 2003 03:06 PM | |
| mburbank | I read the thread before clicking on the link. I was absolutely certain that One and Only was making a joke. Imagine my shock. |
| Oct 4th, 2003 11:31 PM | |
| Immortal Goat |
Edgar Allen WHO??!! Bush is such a great writer, his poem made me feel a sensation that is usually reserved for under-cooked poultry.
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| Oct 4th, 2003 10:08 PM | |
| kahljorn |
I'll never write a poem again
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| Oct 4th, 2003 07:54 PM | |
| AChimp |
I smell a first place medal in a poetry contest! 
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| Oct 4th, 2003 07:35 PM | |
| The One and Only... |
Roses are red Violets are blue Oh my, lump in the bed How I've missed you. Roses are redder Bluer am I Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy. The dogs and the cat, they missed you too. Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier. |
| Oct 4th, 2003 07:24 PM | |
| Rez |
Bush becomes a poet. http://edition.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLIT....ap/index.html too wierd... |
