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Oct 27th, 2003 03:48 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I bet he screams when he sees the sight of his own mother too.
Forsooth! Methinks the reverse, sir.
Oct 26th, 2003 05:45 PM
Mike P If you're trying to make me hate myself, or to admit I suck, you're too late.
Oct 26th, 2003 04:30 AM
GADZOOKS I bet he screams when he sees the sight of his own mother too.
Oct 26th, 2003 03:22 AM
Skulhedface :mastersplinter
Oct 26th, 2003 02:15 AM
Mike You were afraid of a rat enough to scream? And it was YOUR OWN rat? And to top it off you can't remember why you screamed like a little girl at the sight of your own pet. Man am I glad I'm not like you. It must suck pretty bad, huh?
Oct 25th, 2003 07:27 AM
Drev
*sings* You know I feel like dancin'. Gonna dance the night away...

Also, I know it's a rat monkey, but I don't give a rat's ass. :horriblepun
Oct 25th, 2003 05:33 AM
Professor Cool It's back!



OOOGEDY BOOGEDY, MIKE!
Oct 25th, 2003 04:33 AM
Mike P
Quote:
Originally Posted by FS
Why the hell would you scream? It's your rat, idiot.
I really have no clue, except perhaps I hold the quality of overwhelming cowardice.

Mr Adventure: I wish to god that happened too, but it didn't. Sorry. Better luck next time, eh?

C : That really, really sucks. Your troubles take the cake. Best of luck in resolving it.

Professor Cool: I wish I could use the awesome power of Mouse Trap...

Oh yeah, I caught the rat and put it back in its cage. So all's okay with the rat... for now.
Oct 25th, 2003 04:10 AM
Command Prompt Tough luck mate. Personally, I just flooded my bathroom

Oct 25th, 2003 04:01 AM
FS Why the hell would you scream? It's your rat, idiot.
Oct 25th, 2003 12:36 AM
Professor Cool I was looking for a Lester avatar after i got rid of Beakman, Seth your are truly men above man.

And mike may a suggest a something...



Figure 1.b

Yeah it's kinda a crazy contraption, but it makes up for it with zany action.
Oct 24th, 2003 08:50 PM
Sethomas I figured this thread was about me. All Hail Lester!
Oct 24th, 2003 07:53 PM
MrAdventure It is my hope that the rat will be found gnawing on the cable of your surge protector. I sincerely hope that when you discover him in the act, you will grab him at such a time that you will both be fed a crippling amount of electricity, rendering you nothing more than a piss-and-feces producing mass of tube-fed pity. It is my hope that the rat will survive said ordeal, and go on to infect the rest of your family with disease born parasites.
Oct 24th, 2003 07:26 PM
Mike P
Rat BASTARD

I came home from college today, thanks to my cousin (he's quite bad at driving... I saw Death, and he says "Yo to my homeys"). First, my dog greets me. Then I go upstairs to check on my rat. The rat is gone.

I go downstairs and ask my sister what happened, and thankfully, there is knowledge of this incident taking place. After my mom comes home, I learn that the damned thing is still in my room. After a little while, I go search for it.

After moving various things and almost giving up, I see its little pink nose peeking out at me. This causes me to scream, because it seemed like the thing to do at the time. After about fifteen minutes of chasing, the friggin' thing disappears on me. So I'm taking this little break to lull it into a false sense of security. I think my other sister has a net somewhere around here... wish me luck.

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