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| Oct 25th, 2003 02:20 PM | ||
| ItalianStereotype | hey max, yeah guy, I REALLY need more "fucktard" in your posts. they make you sound so witty. | |
| Oct 25th, 2003 01:47 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
Cause you know I call people by their internet names away from the computer... SO I SAW MAX IN THE HALL THE DAY AFTER. HE WAS WALKING WIDE-LEGGED. I DON'T KNOW WHY. THEN I WENT TO REZ'S HOUSE AND WAS ALL LIKE, "SUP REZ!?" HE WAS ALL LIKE, "NOT TOO MUCH RETRO" AND I WAS ALL LIKE, "COOL" THEN I LEFT. WHEN I WAS WALKING HOME, I SAW A BIG, WHITE VAN, AND MAX WAS ALL LIKE, SCREAMING AND STUF. HE WASN'T WEARING CLOTHES AGAIN. THEN HE CAME UP TO ME IN SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY, AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, THAT WAS JUST MY PARENTS GIVING ME A RIDE HOME. AND I WAS LIKE, DID THE GIVE YOU THE SEX AND HE WAS ALL LIKE, YEAH. THEN HE SNEEZED AND IT WAS GROSS CAUSE IT WAS ALL, LIKE, BOOGERY. |
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| Oct 25th, 2003 01:24 PM | ||
| Esuohlim | Mad Max, make a post about me. ^.^ | |
| Oct 25th, 2003 01:36 AM | ||
| Ninjavenom | I can tell you're smart because of the numerous times variations of "fuck" appear in what you attempt to construe as intelligent arguments. | |
| Oct 25th, 2003 01:11 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
Rez: Actually, NO response would've been better, which you seem to be incapable of doing. You're just another jabbering fucktard who doesn't know shit. Retro Kat: (Sigh) You're about as original as a fucking TV sitcom and twice as moronic. But okay I'll play... So Retro Kat waited in his pink flowery dress as scent of perfume masked the smell of his shit stained underwear. He knew tonight would be the night that Rez would make him the Bitch he always dreamed of being. As Rez entered the room Retro couldn't contain himself and shot his load right then and there, ruining his Transformer pillows. Rez unzipped his pants producing his one inch hairless and Retro began to suck on it as he would a tic tac. As Rez exploded into Retro's mouth, causing him to choke on his salty dick shot, but still lapping it up with delight. Rez then bent Retro over licking his asshole until it was completely clean, and then proceeded to buttfuck Retro until they were both exhausted. "I love you Rez!" Retro said. "I love you too Retro!" Rez replied back. They then opened up a book store together and lived happily ever until they both died of colon cancer. THE END Checkmate fucktard. Toodles Fucktards! See you in a few months! (And hopefully you'll be more challenging next time) |
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| Oct 25th, 2003 12:19 AM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 11:29 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat | SO AFTER MAD MAX WAS GETTING PEED ON A WASD SMELLY, HE LOOKED AT ME AND STOOD UP. I SAW HIS NUTS. THEY WERE WEIRD LOOKING. AND HE LIKE, OMG, THREE PUBES, THEY WERE CURLY, BUT THERE WAS A LOT OF BALDNESS. HE BUT WAS REALLY RED. AND THE REDNESS WAS DRIPPING DOWN HIS LEG, TOO. THEN CHUCK SMILED AND WINKED AT ME AND I RAN TO MY CLASS SCREAMING, "DIRTY LAUNDRY!" | |
| Oct 24th, 2003 12:31 AM | ||
| Rez |
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 what should have been the first and only response to this insecure, prolixitous loudmouthed jerkoff. |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 12:27 AM | ||
| Command Prompt |
JOIN MY INTERNET FRATERNITY!!! KAPPA PI OMEGA MMMMM PIE LOL |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 11:55 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Evil Robot: OMG YOU CAN ACTUALLY READ! THAT'S ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! I MEAN SHIT, THAT MUST MAKE YOU THE SMARTEST BITCH BOY ON HERE! fucktard. Big Papa Goat: My point isn't important, I don't need one, just think of me as a scientist, studying lower life forms. What are you proving by responding? Well your inability to learn for one thing. Thus proof of your fucktardism. And my telling you so won't make you want to have gay sex with your family members, that just something you fucktards happen to do long before I got here. Retro Kat:Geez, you really are bad at this aren't you? Actually you were coming pretty close to being a worthy opponent, but your last response has proven that you're just as useless as the rest of these fucktards. Geggy:Correct. Did you learn to count by watching the number of guys fucking your Mom or did you learn to count by the number of dicks you sucked? Skulhedface:Stop responding to the posts fucktard, and I will. Toodles, Fucktards! (Ah, a word that just describes you so well...) |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 09:21 PM | ||
| Cap'n Crunch |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 09:19 PM | ||
| Skulhedface | And in reply to post #67, will be "No. Seriously. SHUT THE FUCK UP." | |
| Oct 23rd, 2003 08:56 PM | ||
| Geggy | Mad Max's next post will be number 67. | |
| Oct 23rd, 2003 07:04 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
Dear Mad Max, Thank you for that wonderful example of your fucktard redundancy. And hopefully that was simple enough for your pitiful brain to understand. Mad Max, how wonderful of you to join this fucktard fest. I fear your brain capacity has fallen short again however. Y'see I'm not here to entertain you, fucktard, you're here to entertain me. And everytime you respond to me, it proves everything I say about you, fucktard. It doesn't matter how much you say I suck, because your opinion means shit, just like every other time you say it. I am curious to see if you REALLY won't respond though, seeing as the last time I put your bitch ass in place, you were more vocal, fucktard. Ohh come on you "rebel" and "original thinker," tell me ALL your witty insults. Toodles, fucktard. (Geez, he sodomizes goats...) |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 06:20 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
this is what i found when i did a google search for fucktard  with moderate search on i think the guy from evil robots avatar just died
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 12:42 AM | ||
| Big Papa Goat |
Mad Max is MAD!  Call me a fucktard Max, it'll make me so sad that I'll want to have sex with my father. Say something about me wanting to have gay sex with some random person from the boards. Such vicious insults as those will surely sap my will to live.Quote:
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 12:27 AM | ||
| Evil Robot | OMG!!!! YOUR FROM THE OUTER REACHES OF MY MIND?!!! DUDE THAT HAS SUCH DEEP MEANING! I MEAN GOD DAMN, YOU MUST BE SCREWING WITH EVERYBODYS HEAD WITH THAT ONE! shit head. | |
| Oct 23rd, 2003 12:07 AM | ||
| Anonymous |
Geggy:Actually Mike P. did since he created this thread. But the real credit goes to Retro, who couldn't resist the urge to respond because he's fucking in love with me. So I suggest you stop flirting with me, I'd imagine Retro's the jealous type. Toodles, Fucktards! For those that can't get enough of that word... |
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 11:56 PM | ||
| Geggy |
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 11:55 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Retro Kat: If you're in love with me, I wish you'd just admit it, at this point. Its okay, I understand your hostility towards me a little better now. Its very common for Fat Asses who still live at home with their Mother to have latent homosexual tendencies. And while I'm sorry your butt boy relationship didn't work out with ScruU2wice, but you can't just hang around on the internet all day jacking off to little boy porn. Get out of the house, I'm sure your mother would like that. ScruU2wice: Well I wouldn't post long insults if you fucktards didn't obviously have so much wrong with you that I could make fun of. Toodles, Fucktards! Don't you just LOVE that word? |
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 11:44 PM | ||
| Anonymous |
Schimid: Goodbye and Toodles are the same fucking thing. Thank you for that wonderful example of your fucktard redundancy. And hopefully that was simple enough for your pitiful brain to understand. kahljorn: How wonderful of you to join this fucktard fest. I fear your brain capacity has fallen short again however. Y'see I'm not here to entertain you fucktards, you're here to entertain me. And everytime you respond to me, it proves everything I say about you fucktards. Doesn't matter how much you say I suck, because your opinion means shit, just like every other fucktard on here. I am curious to see if you REALLY won't respond though, seeing as the last time I put you bitches in your place, you were one of the more vocal fucktards. Ohh come on you "rebels" and "original thinkers" tell me ALL your witty insults. Toodles, fucktards (Geez I know you must be sick of that word...) |
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 11:44 PM | ||
| ScruU2wice |
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but off course your gonna have a response because you wanna make sure we spend our time ignoring your posts 
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 11:33 PM | ||
| The Retro Kat |
I can't not reply, dear old Max. Why? Because you haven't defeated shit. Tell me Max, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? (guess what that's from). But, if you insist, I'll change it up for you, but in turn, you should change it up, too. Because hearing the same fucking reply over and over again is just plain ol boring, and I hope we both understand that. I SWEAR TO GOD, MAD MAX HAD SEX WITH MY SCHOOL JANITOR, CHUCK. CHUCK HAS A PONY TALE AND A BEARD. SOMETIMES WHEN HE LAUGHS, HE PEES. ONE TIME, I LOOKED IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET AND I SAW CHUCK PEEING ON MAX'S FACE, IT WAS KINDA FUNNY, BUT IT SMELLED. MAX HAD A TINY BUTTHOLE, BUT AFTER CHUCK WAS DONE, HE HAD A TRUE MAN'S BUTTHOLE. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 10:53 PM | ||
| kahljorn |
"The fact that you brought up dignity is laughable, because if I sucked as badly as you believe I do, you suck even more for replying to the shit! " THEN YOU SUCK WORSE FOR RESPONDING TO HIM. Also, you've responded to like 20 other people, so everytime you respond you get perpetually suckier and suckier. Also, this is not a reply, it's merely an outright attack against your very base form of intelligence. Also, I will not reply to you after you reply to this and become even sucker-- because I suck more lesser than you. |
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| Oct 22nd, 2003 08:46 PM | ||
| Rez |
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