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Oct 29th, 2003 10:29 AM

starz

I have to take the ASVAB next week

Oct 29th, 2003 09:01 AM

Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerd

mockerykicksass, you're my hero. I've figured out a long time ago that school was worthless, but never really found a way to put it in words.

I have a freind who get's straight A's, and guess what? The ONLY reason is becuase he has a good memory. That's all. He can remember what game we played when I invited him over to my house in the 2nd grade. And yes, he said so himself, he forgets everything he learned once he has taken the tests. Everything you wrote is 100% correct.

Exactly. In the real world grades don't mean jack shit. I NEVER memorize anything. Instead I understand what I am learning so I actually know something.

Every time I had a bullshit class that was 100% pure memorization I made a cheat sheet. It just isn't worth your time memorizing garbage.

Oct 28th, 2003 09:49 PM

Nerd

Oct 28th, 2003 09:31 PM

kahljorn

"1. Kahljorn, you're an idiot."

I always have loved how obsessed you are with me, proto. It's pathetically cute, you don't have to be so jealous or whatever you are.

I SPEAK ONLY THE TRUTH.
Don't be so sad because I'm intellectually superior to you.

I didn't spellcheck this whole post, so maybe you can find a spelling or grammar error to make your point with. Good luck sir!

Oct 28th, 2003 06:27 PM

CaptainBubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by C:\

1. Its called Actuarial MATH

2. Less than .02% of people in the WORLD are capable of it, this is why it pays so goddamn well

3. You're probably not one of them, MR MUSCLES (flex)

lol j/k

1. No its not. Its called Actuarial Science. I have being researching it for many many months. You start off this post SO well!

2.No. Less that .02% of people in the world pursue it and choose it as their job. You are either completely misinformed or incapable of gaining the message people try to convey to you.

3. Nuff said.

I got a 750 on Math. I really think I got a 800 and just didn't erase something fully.

Oct 28th, 2003 04:25 PM

O71394658

My friend wants to be an actury. I had no clue what it was, so I asked him. He says he doesn't know, but they make a lot of money.

He got an 800 on SAT Math.

Oct 28th, 2003 03:33 PM

Command Prompt

1. Its called Actuarial MATH

2. Less than .02% of people in the WORLD are capable of it, this is why it pays so goddamn well

3. You're probably not one of them, MR MUSCLES (flex)

lol j/k

Oct 28th, 2003 08:57 AM

Dole

You don't deserve the money if you earn $90K and spend your spare time here.

Oct 27th, 2003 11:43 PM

glowbelly

my joke was way better

Oct 27th, 2003 07:41 PM

MK IV

Quote:

Originally Posted by mockerykicksass

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What. It's not that much money. I make about $1300 from each sale.

Prostitution is Illegal !

Oct 27th, 2003 07:40 PM

glowbelly

well, they're asian. what do you expect?

Oct 27th, 2003 07:39 PM

Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly

you sell babies

Now. I don't make THAT much money.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:36 PM

glowbelly

you sell babies

Oct 27th, 2003 07:33 PM

Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What. It's not that much money. I make about $1300 from each sale. I make 1-3 sales a week and there you have it. The only thing that sucks is wasting my vacations traveling to asian factories.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:31 PM

CaptainBubba

WTF? They have strict rules here in Williamsburg.

But 120 days is more than half the year.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:26 PM

Anonymous

Bubba, I had way more than 30 days absent and I graduated.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mockerykicksass

Holy shit. I'm in college right now and I run an ebay business earning almost 90k a year after taxes.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oct 27th, 2003 07:26 PM

Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

And I am convinced you are 13 years old.

You can believe what you wish. I done with this shit.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:26 PM

glowbelly

well, i have the benefit of age and past experience behind me. i'm 28, and just returning to college after a 7 year hiatus. i worked in an office for 4 years. it drained my creativity and i honestly can't tell you what i did for those 4 years, besides post on i-mockery and play a whole lot of mah-jong tiles.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:23 PM

CaptainBubba

Actuarial Scientists make 80k right out of college (With VERY nice benifits) and quickly get into 6 firgure incomes, and within 10-20 years usually hold a position in the company earning millions.

Its also famous for being a fun, fairly liesurely, flexable job. Rated 2nd best in America, and I like math as well. I'll need lots of prep to pass the STANDARDIZED EXAMS that determine your standing as an Actuary, thus I must go to a good college that offers such courses.

And I am convinced you are 13 years old.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:17 PM

Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly

i'm going to college to get a degree in a field where i probably won't make any money, but i'll be happy doing it, so that's all that really matters to me.

Good for you. I know so many people that are going to school just for money and they are all miserable.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:14 PM

Anonymous

Holy shit. I'm in college right now and I run an ebay business earning almost 90k a year after taxes. I work maybe 2 hours a day. All you need to be succesful is a brain and a decent idea. A cubicle job isnt worth it unless you make at least 100k plus benfits.

And I'm not telling you dumbasses what I sell or you will steal my idea.

I don't know where you went to high school but here you can graduate as long as your average is over 65. Absences don't matter as long as you pass the class. All I did was look at books and go to take tests. School was worthless. Again, you don't have to believe me but I am seriously not bullshitting.

Oct 27th, 2003 07:07 PM

glowbelly

i'm going to college to get a degree in a field where i probably won't make any money, but i'll be happy doing it, so that's all that really matters to me.

Oct 27th, 2003 06:58 PM

CaptainBubba

Quote:

Originally Posted by mockerykicksass

What does a college degree get you? A shitty cubicle job working at some corporation? Maybe one day you MIGHT make it big and get that corner office with the six figure income. That still pales in comparison to what you can make with your own business. You don't earn jack shit working for someone else. You make the big money when people work for YOU.

Funny. I could've sworn the major I'm going to pursue in college will get me into a job making roughly 80k a year and possibly millions within a decade if I'm ambitious. Its real easy to talk about how great owning a business is when you've just heard pipe dream type scenarios like Bill Gates and your two "successful people"

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You don't have to believe me but I had 120 absences every year

You can't graduate if you have 30 days absent. You are full of shit. FULL of shit. I'm talking to the brim here.

And your obsesion with school related pyrotechnics fails to impress anyone, so stop flirting with me.

Oct 27th, 2003 06:23 PM

Anonymous

Re: SATs

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

Ok. I agree with you. Except for the highlighted excerpt. You and I both know you just pulled that straight from your ungodly ass region and actually just WISH colleges didn't care about them as much. It doesn't matter how much bullshit is in public education or how our grades and scores signify nothing. Fact is, they WILL get you ahead.

And good luck with decorating the 7th grade hall this Saturday! I heard you got challenged by the 8th graders to a spirit competition!!

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Quote:

I came to class once a week

You are also a fucking lier. And an extremely bad one at that.

The only reason SATs are used is so that admissions assholes can sort through dozens of applications easier and get their paychecks faster. It started in 1967 when all dumbasses wanted to go to college and the admission officers did not feel like looking at all the applications. They set a minimum score and rejected all the ones below a certain number.

College Board is also a huge corporation that takes your money and makes you believe that it impacts your life so much. SAT books, tutors, flash cards, etc. It's all a dumbass business made to screw you out of your money. You can find TONS of articles that say that SATs don't matter as much.

The very fact that this insignificant garbage gets people ahead is what is wrong with America. Just look at G.W. Bush. That is the epitome of fucked up.

Also, a good percentage of the most successful people did shitty in school. Grades don't mean jack shit. You can be successful even if you drop out of high school. You just need a brain. 2 of the most successful people I know (both millionaires) don't have college degrees.

What does a college degree get you? A shitty cubicle job working at some corporation? Maybe one day you MIGHT make it big and get that corner office with the six figure income. That still pales in comparison to what you can make with your own business. You don't earn jack shit working for someone else. You make the big money when people work for YOU.

You don't have to believe me but I had 120 absences every year and a 95 overall average. This means I came only once a week on average. Sometimes I wouldn't come for 2 or 3 weeks straight. When I came to school it was an event. Teachers would make a standing ovation if I came 2 days in a row. I'm not bullshiting about this. I would show you my transcript if I didn't burn it.

HA HA. Good joke about the spirit night though. We used to light all those papers and they would burn nice. Worthless crap.

Oct 27th, 2003 03:25 PM

CaptainBubba

Re: SATs

Quote:

Originally Posted by mockerykicksass

SATs don't mean jack shit any more. I know dumbasses that got 1400s and all they did was memorize shitty words that no one uses and do repetitive practice tests. Colleges realize this and don't give a shit about SATs as much.

High School is also shit. I came to class once a week and had a 95 average. All the "smart" kids did was memorize bullshit study sheets and forget everything right after the test. WOW. You have a 105 average. It doesn't mean jack shit unless you have the knowledge to back it up.

I propose a huge-ass exam on every subject. From arithmetic to physics. It would be run in a military fashion and NO PRACTICE tests should be available. That is what they did in the Soviet Union and it weeded out most of the dumbasses from going to college. WHY are all these idiots going to college and getting worthless degrees. College used to mean something. Now EVERYONE goes to college and it's worthless.

College is a business. Plain and simple.

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Quote:

I came to class once a week

You are also a fucking lier. And an extremely bad one at that.

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