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| Oct 28th, 2003 01:11 AM | ||||
| Professor Cool | Brooke Shields, because in the early 80's her movies were shit but the closest thing to getting a porno. | |||
| Oct 27th, 2003 04:03 PM | ||||
| kellychaos |
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| Oct 26th, 2003 04:16 PM | ||||
| Skulhedface |
lol 
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| Oct 26th, 2003 01:27 PM | ||||
| Rongi | Pfft, by 9th grade she could fit three in there. | |||
| Oct 26th, 2003 01:08 PM | ||||
| AChimp |
I bet you could fit a whole firehydrant in her vagina now. 
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| Oct 26th, 2003 12:34 PM | ||||
| Rongi |
In 7th grade there was this pretty girl named Angel. She had long black hair and nice eyes. It turns out that she lost her virginity at the age of 13
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| Oct 26th, 2003 11:04 AM | ||||
| Mockery |
I thought this thread was going to be about gals we fancied when we were wee lads.
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| Oct 26th, 2003 04:04 AM | ||||
| GADZOOKS |
Keep Sex in the family kids, FUCKING PERVERTS. Gadzooks, keepin it real for the negro homekids of the new millenium. |
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| Oct 26th, 2003 03:41 AM | ||||
| Big Papa Goat | I don't like it when Jeanette uses dirty emoticons. | |||
| Oct 26th, 2003 01:31 AM | ||||
| Skulhedface |
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In which case, I just added a lot of confusion. BUT, at least I have a big penis that rips my beltloops. The bottom line is... how can I not like Jeanette if thinking about my penis makes her use dirty emoticons?  Or something like that.
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| Oct 26th, 2003 12:42 AM | ||||
| CaptainBubba |
I had a boner all day today. It was funny, because an erection is a precursor to sex, and everyone knows that is the quintescence of comedy gold. It actually was pretty funny since I kept carrying around the girl and I had to use both hands to do that, so everyone but her had a nice "in their face" view of my boner. It didn't help that since I was carrying her on my back I was already easily subject to be stared at. 
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| Oct 26th, 2003 12:32 AM | ||||
| Esuohlim | I wasn't talking to you. | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 09:51 PM | ||||
| Jeanette X |
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| Oct 25th, 2003 08:01 PM | ||||
| Skulhedface | I'd do that, but if I got a boner it'd rip my beltloops. | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 08:00 PM | ||||
| Esuohlim | DO YOU USE IT TO SPANK NAUGHTY CHILDREN? | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 07:15 PM | ||||
| Rongi | my penis is so huge i use it like a belt man. | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 07:04 PM | ||||
| Skulhedface |
YOU KNOW THERE IS A TRICK TO HIDING A BONER. wear baggy pants and a belt. Tuck your penis up under your belt. NOTE: THIS DOESN'T WORK IF YOU HAVE A TINY PENIS. |
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| Oct 25th, 2003 05:42 PM | ||||
| GADZOOKS | They got horny all the time. | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 03:09 AM | ||||
| Jixby Phillips | DID YOU USED TO WRITE FOR WIN BEN STIENS MONEY?? | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 02:08 AM | ||||
| Protoclown | That's some wit you got there. Really. | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 12:43 AM | ||||
| Sir Douglas Chapwire | That's what they get for being so cocky. | |||
| Oct 25th, 2003 12:13 AM | ||||
| The Retro Kat |
I remember in 7th grade I'd get boners all the time in history, because it was really boring and young minds tend to wander. One time I got called to the board with a full staff ol glory, so I tried to tuck it away, it kinda showed. But as I was walking up, I accidently hit the girl in front of me with it, I though, "Oh Shit!" She thought it was my hand, i think, and she said stop touching me. |
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| Oct 24th, 2003 10:45 AM | ||||
| FS | How did this qualify as a "prank"? And why were they "squirming"? This whole thing stinks of pedophilia cover-up to me. | |||
| Oct 24th, 2003 02:09 AM | ||||
| Snatchtastic |
. I thought this was going to be a thread about when you got your first Boner. |
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| Oct 23rd, 2003 07:40 PM | ||||
| Geggy |
Kellychaos, are we supposed to laugh at that? If so, 
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