| Feb 2nd, 2004 04:25 AM |
| MK IV |
B - UMP !!!
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| Feb 2nd, 2004 03:04 AM |
| rainbowbrite |
i've only been down on one girl and the smell turned me off...way off. 
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| Oct 31st, 2003 01:40 AM |
| Schimid |
They don't ALWAYS smell bad.
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| Oct 31st, 2003 01:38 AM |
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Hmm, well, I enjoy it. :/
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| Oct 30th, 2003 08:37 PM |
| Helm |
Quote:
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which would have been a lot of fun itself,
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You obviously enjoy a mouthful of minced trout doused in battery fluid. You probably call it "a pretty flower" too.
This is where you say "obviously helm has only gone down on ugly women" and I post a  emotion and then you can go back to eating out something that, according to all other sensory input should have died a long time ago. Reassured and smiling, that despite all that the heady smell of rotten garbage might suggest, what you're doing makes you a better human being.
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| Oct 30th, 2003 05:18 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Oct 30th, 2003 05:12 PM |
| kellychaos |
Whew, thanks! I ALMOST set my alarm clock. :relief
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| Oct 30th, 2003 05:05 PM |
| draw a sidewalk |
hi chuck, i just thought id let you know how much i appreciate these posts. by the way, tomorrow is off, and im pretty sure the next day is too. 
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| Oct 30th, 2003 02:23 PM |
| glowbelly |
i raised my boy right
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| Oct 29th, 2003 04:52 PM |
| kellychaos |
He hasn't trained up to actual size yet! 
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| Oct 29th, 2003 11:26 AM |
| Bennett |
anal
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| Oct 29th, 2003 11:21 AM |
| FS |
God, you are such a woman.
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| Oct 29th, 2003 11:17 AM |
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Since when do you need protection to have 'sex'? I mean, to have intercourse, yes, but sex? No. You should have gone down on her, which would have been a lot of fun itself, and then perhaps she would have returned the favour.
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| Oct 29th, 2003 08:10 AM |
| Dole |
Be sure to tell her about this thread, won't you?
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| Oct 29th, 2003 06:14 AM |
| Carnivore |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Noob3
we didnt |
How surprisingly mature of you.
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| Oct 29th, 2003 02:06 AM |
| Ooner |
I wouldn't worry. You went and bought some protection already, right after this happened, right?
Do her tomorrow.
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| Oct 28th, 2003 07:45 PM |
| Helm |
It's a good thing you don't need protection when you're using black & decker. Just a power outlet and a long cord.
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| Oct 28th, 2003 07:41 PM |
| noob3 |
we didnt
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| Oct 28th, 2003 05:57 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
are you saying you had sexes without protection, or are you saying that you didn't have sex because you didn't have protection
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| Oct 28th, 2003 05:48 PM |
| noob3 |
dude, im not going to eat mcdonalds ever again!
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| Oct 28th, 2003 05:14 PM |
| Ooner |
Why didn't you have/get some? :/
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| Oct 28th, 2003 09:49 AM |
| pjalne |
Well it's a good thing you're marrying her anyway.
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| Oct 28th, 2003 05:52 AM |
| MK IV |
Just cum on her face !
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| Oct 28th, 2003 05:37 AM |
| jin |
MORNING AFTER PILL. 
PS. :D
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| Oct 28th, 2003 04:22 AM |
| Blue |
That had to suck dude. But better to wave it and wait for another time then to end up with a kid cause that would suck more.
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