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Feb 19th, 2003 07:40 PM

James

Lucky fuck. Here, it just makes things cold.

Feb 19th, 2003 07:35 PM

Anonymous

I just got home after leaving last friday. Snow sucks my cock.

Feb 19th, 2003 07:34 PM

James

Chojin's not dead afterall.

I men, Chojin's not dead after all!

Feb 19th, 2003 07:31 PM

Anonymous

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

I believe he was making fun of the people who constantly refer to the special olympics when verbally attacking other people on the internet, Glowbelly.

Nuh uh.

Feb 19th, 2003 06:24 PM

slavemason

Careful Glow, this Line guy doesn't play. He might smack you in the face like a little kid.
I guess I'd better say something else before I get lumped into the weak and pathetic one line comeback gang.
Take three!

Feb 19th, 2003 04:04 PM

glowbelly

can you tell us more special olympics jokes?

Feb 19th, 2003 03:47 PM

Irwin M. Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cybernetico

I don't know the lyrics either, then again I HATE rap

ROCK ON 80'S STYLE

You are a fucking idiot. If you were right here in front of me I would smack you in the face like a little kid who got caught stealing candy from the drugstore. CAMEO IS AND NEVER WAS RAP. And you know NOTHING about the 80's if you are living under such a misguided conclusion.

You are a disgrace and you sicken me. Be gone.

Feb 19th, 2003 03:04 PM

slavemason

Thread Thwarter!

Feb 19th, 2003 02:55 PM

Bennett

Jesus, I only posted the entire first verse, an attempt to thwart aforementioned homosexuality.

Feb 19th, 2003 02:51 PM

Cybernetico

I don't know the lyrics either, then again I HATE rap

ROCK ON 80'S STYLE

Feb 19th, 2003 02:50 PM

Vomit

OK. :/

Feb 19th, 2003 02:46 PM

slavemason

Re: Mr. Mockery is a homosexual man.

Quote:

Originally Posted by [AVERSIONLINE

]He doesn't even know the lyrics to Cameo's "Word Up!" by heart.

I didn't know the words to "Word Up!" either, then my wife came along and sang it to me. I was pretty rattled by the whole ordeal.

Thanks for the info on Mr. Mockery. Maybe he knows my friend Jason. He too is a homosexual man. He sings me rock ballads and I'd boo him but I fear he'd kick me out of the band.

Feb 19th, 2003 02:32 PM

Mockery

I believe he was making fun of the people who constantly refer to the special olympics when verbally attacking other people on the internet, Glowbelly.

Feb 19th, 2003 01:48 PM

glowbelly

yet special olympic jokes are the funniest

Feb 19th, 2003 01:37 PM

Bennett

This might help, Rog:

Your pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you
So tell all the boys and girls
Tell your brother, your sister and your mamma too
We're about to go down
And you know just what to do
Wave your hands in the air like you don't care
Gilde by the people as they start to look and stare
Do your dance, do your dance, do your dance quick mamma
Come on baby tell me what's the word

Feb 19th, 2003 01:10 PM

Irwin M. Fletcher

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spectre X

yes, if he were to be brutally murdered.

Again with the weak one-liners? Come back next week when your brain's done working overtime on a real insult, champ. It's like the Special Olympics: "You can do anything... if you put your mind to it." Wait, that's not right. "It doesn't matter if you win or lose..." No, no... that's not it either. Oh, wait, I got it: You sir, are gay.

Feb 19th, 2003 12:32 PM

Spectre X

yes, if he were to be brutally murdered.

Feb 19th, 2003 11:25 AM

James

This guy may turn out alright.

Feb 19th, 2003 10:09 AM

Irwin M. Fletcher

For a bunch of nerds frequenting the forums of a COMEDY website, your lack of sarcasm and wit is disappointing, to say the least. Is this the best you can come up with? Ass rape? Clotheshanger abortions? Such trite one-liners do little to amuse anyone other than yourselves. And to think, you can't even perceive most sarcasm when it's practically slapping you in the face...

Yes, this is the world we live in.

Feb 19th, 2003 09:54 AM

Shut Up

If only your mother hadn't of missed you with the clotheshanger..

Feb 19th, 2003 09:37 AM

Spectre X

I HAVE PROOF! that aversionline goes out every saturday, and let's himself get ass-raped by a big gang of dirty, homosexual, smelly bikers! I can't really remember where I left it though, must be the Wodka. but I do have proof, because I aaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, Big Brother, from 1984, and have camera's EVERYWGER arghg gotta lay off of de Wokdagfdbnssssss........aaah, an pink elefant wit wings.......*snoar*

Feb 19th, 2003 06:21 AM

slavemason

Let me guess, you're the straight eye in a homo-hurricane. Well I don't think that's right, I think you're the gay tap root in this kudzu thread.

Feb 19th, 2003 06:03 AM

Irwin M. Fletcher

I'm surrounded by gaiety.

Feb 19th, 2003 04:20 AM

sadie

slavemason, stop being cool to me this instant. :P

Feb 18th, 2003 07:13 PM

Mockery

Quote:

I have to give it to him, He has balls to say that.

Yes, one of my best friends whom I've known for years and years. You're damn right it takes balls for him to say that, especially since I have the power to make his dog piss all over his floors.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FS

I mean, the chemistry between Mock and Military Messiah. COME ON. Every time they post together, WOOSH. It's like fireworks and candy.

I'm just not clear on one thing. Do they share Protoclown, or something?

SHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU IDIOT! PROTO'S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT US. KRYSTE... JACKASS.

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