| Feb 2nd, 2004 03:25 AM |
| MK IV |
B - UMP !!!
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| Feb 2nd, 2004 02:04 AM |
| rainbowbrite |
i've only been down on one girl and the smell turned me off...way off. 
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| Oct 31st, 2003 12:40 AM |
| Schimid |
They don't ALWAYS smell bad.
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| Oct 31st, 2003 12:38 AM |
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Hmm, well, I enjoy it. :/
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| Oct 30th, 2003 07:37 PM |
| Helm |
Quote:
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which would have been a lot of fun itself,
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You obviously enjoy a mouthful of minced trout doused in battery fluid. You probably call it "a pretty flower" too.
This is where you say "obviously helm has only gone down on ugly women" and I post a  emotion and then you can go back to eating out something that, according to all other sensory input should have died a long time ago. Reassured and smiling, that despite all that the heady smell of rotten garbage might suggest, what you're doing makes you a better human being.
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| Oct 30th, 2003 04:18 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Oct 30th, 2003 04:12 PM |
| kellychaos |
Whew, thanks! I ALMOST set my alarm clock. :relief
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| Oct 30th, 2003 04:05 PM |
| draw a sidewalk |
hi chuck, i just thought id let you know how much i appreciate these posts. by the way, tomorrow is off, and im pretty sure the next day is too. 
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| Oct 30th, 2003 01:23 PM |
| glowbelly |
i raised my boy right
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| Oct 29th, 2003 03:52 PM |
| kellychaos |
He hasn't trained up to actual size yet! 
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| Oct 29th, 2003 10:26 AM |
| Bennett |
anal
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| Oct 29th, 2003 10:21 AM |
| FS |
God, you are such a woman.
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| Oct 29th, 2003 10:17 AM |
| Royal Tenenbaum |
Since when do you need protection to have 'sex'? I mean, to have intercourse, yes, but sex? No. You should have gone down on her, which would have been a lot of fun itself, and then perhaps she would have returned the favour.
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| Oct 29th, 2003 07:10 AM |
| Dole |
Be sure to tell her about this thread, won't you?
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| Oct 29th, 2003 05:14 AM |
| Carnivore |
Quote:
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Originally Posted by Noob3
we didnt |
How surprisingly mature of you.
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| Oct 29th, 2003 01:06 AM |
| Ooner |
I wouldn't worry. You went and bought some protection already, right after this happened, right?
Do her tomorrow.
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| Oct 28th, 2003 06:45 PM |
| Helm |
It's a good thing you don't need protection when you're using black & decker. Just a power outlet and a long cord.
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| Oct 28th, 2003 06:41 PM |
| noob3 |
we didnt
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| Oct 28th, 2003 04:57 PM |
| Jixby Phillips |
are you saying you had sexes without protection, or are you saying that you didn't have sex because you didn't have protection
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| Oct 28th, 2003 04:48 PM |
| noob3 |
dude, im not going to eat mcdonalds ever again!
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| Oct 28th, 2003 04:14 PM |
| Ooner |
Why didn't you have/get some? :/
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| Oct 28th, 2003 08:49 AM |
| pjalne |
Well it's a good thing you're marrying her anyway.
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| Oct 28th, 2003 04:52 AM |
| MK IV |
Just cum on her face !
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| Oct 28th, 2003 04:37 AM |
| jin |
MORNING AFTER PILL. 
PS. :D
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| Oct 28th, 2003 03:22 AM |
| Blue |
That had to suck dude. But better to wave it and wait for another time then to end up with a kid cause that would suck more.
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