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| Dec 18th, 2003 10:17 PM | ||
| Anonymous | I reply to that | |
| Dec 18th, 2003 09:48 PM | ||
| Lenor |
... Girls are very odd, needless to say we will whine and bitch about you not doing the things you used to do way back when we first started to date you, then when you do them again we ask 'what do you want? or What did you do?' So tell her that there really is No need for those kind of e-mails, because she should know exactly how you feel about her allready, and be prepared for the 'well how do you feel about me' and choose your words wisely, cause 'I like how hot you are, and the color of your eyes' just wont cut it. but remember that if you do buy her flowers and candy, she will expect it even more, and when you dont, the big question will always arise 'Are you still interesting in me? Cause you've seemed to be distant.. blah blah blah..' And then you'll have to explain yourself all over again. Yes, guys its a constant battle with us, but if you play your cards right, then hell, we might even consider giving you head 30 times a day like you want. |
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| Dec 18th, 2003 10:44 AM | ||
| Anonymous | hahahahah | |
| Dec 18th, 2003 05:02 AM | ||
| draw a sidewalk | i like the random notes idea. | |
| Dec 7th, 2003 06:26 AM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum |
Wow that brought back memories. I like reliving old times, how stupid I was, how much of an ass I made of myself. It's great you people have the free time to dredge up old posts to teach me a lesson. But needless to say I have gotten my head out of my ass and you all should get a pat on the back for showing me the error of my ways. But anyway, thanks for letting me read some crap I no longer care in the slightest about. Learning is fun. |
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| Dec 7th, 2003 04:01 AM | ||
| Supafly345 |
HEY!!! CrazyAmericanScum!! Remember this? http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6192 And this? http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=6292 |
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| Dec 7th, 2003 01:21 AM | ||
| Toadie | Plagurized or not...that still has to be the funniest thing I've read all day. Congradulations... | |
| Dec 2nd, 2003 07:19 PM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum | A test? Fuck! I don't test well.... | |
| Dec 2nd, 2003 11:10 AM | ||
| Slinky Ferret |
hey I think the little notes thing is good. I still find littles notes from one of my ex's. 
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| Dec 2nd, 2003 10:47 AM | ||
| camacazio |
A name doesn't require careful memorization. Test on thursday. |
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| Dec 2nd, 2003 07:23 AM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum |
I am not illiterate for gods sake. I know who Dilbert is, but I don't have the creators name memorized. Damn people. |
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| Dec 2nd, 2003 05:59 AM | ||
| Supafly345 |
Why is it that when people are telling the truth about not plagurising they say "I am not" and when they lie they always claim they don't know who that person is in an unconvincing way while still not sounding irritated in the least that you called them unoriginal. Quote:
 That is classic. I am willing to bet that if this was a live conversation you would pretend you didn't know how to pronounce any of this either and say them like "Scoot Adums?" and "Dileberd?" |
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| Dec 2nd, 2003 05:09 AM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum |
Oh, thanks Mr Waddams. I will have to look this Dilbert up now. |
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| Dec 1st, 2003 09:18 PM | ||
| Nerd |
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| Dec 1st, 2003 05:17 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
... but not a real fur coat ... that's cruel.
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| Dec 1st, 2003 01:54 AM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum | Thanks for pointing out a useless fact. I might not have been able to sleep if not for you. Couldn't you have just laughed....who the hell is Scott Adams? | |
| Nov 30th, 2003 04:12 AM | ||
| camacazio |
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Except his version uses a dead woodchuck instead. |
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| Nov 30th, 2003 12:44 AM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum | Why thank you. My current love interest read it and hit me....lol. I thought chicks dug romantic gestures. | |
| Nov 29th, 2003 11:34 PM | ||
| glowbelly | whoa. you really are a crazy american. | |
| Nov 28th, 2003 10:05 PM | ||
| CrazyAmericanScum |
Yes, if you do she will think you were obligated...So get creative. 1) Go to your local pet store and buy a puppy, the cutist and most adorable one you can afford. 2) Write a beautiful poem expaining your love for her. 3) Go to the hardware store and buy a box of nails, size is up to you. But I would suggest longer nails, step 4 explains. 4) Nail the note into the puppys chest and subsequently to her front door. 5) In the still dying puppies blood write "My love for you, unlike this puppy will never die" under the body of rover. This will not only win her back but she will never say another word about you not loving her. 
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| Nov 1st, 2003 06:32 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
AND A FUR COAT
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| Nov 1st, 2003 05:42 PM | ||
| Blue |
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| Oct 30th, 2003 04:22 PM | ||
| Jixby Phillips |
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| Oct 30th, 2003 03:56 PM | ||
| kellychaos | Hang around her house while watching TV, drinking cheap beer and farting a lot. This endearing "thumbnail" of the average american husband will comfort her and convince her that you're indeed ready for a life of domesticity. | |
| Oct 29th, 2003 06:54 AM | ||
| FS | Write her huge, sloppy emails about how much you hate her. | |
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