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Nov 22nd, 2003 11:37 AM
Sicktodeathmx Ick, thank god. So I guess they were wearing their seat belts?
Nov 22nd, 2003 10:35 AM
glowbelly i totalled a car by flipping it over a median on a stretch of road called the shoreway. i was headed westbound on it, hit the 3 foot median and ended up on the eastbound side.

i was drunk. i had 2 people in my car. i didn't hit any other cars or seriously injure myself or the people in my car, thank goodness.

so there ya go.
Nov 22nd, 2003 12:04 AM
Schimid dubble-de-you-cee-dubble-de-you
Nov 21st, 2003 07:08 PM
Sicktodeathmx YAY!
Nov 21st, 2003 06:43 PM
Johannas
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Will you stick your penis in my ear?
I will
Nov 21st, 2003 05:37 PM
Anonymous HEY MAN LOOK AT THE WORLD TONIGHT
Nov 21st, 2003 05:02 PM
Spooky lol u guys have suxch racy ohffensive sences of humor cuz u say fetus lol trhaz gross
Nov 21st, 2003 12:34 PM
Krythor my sister wuz pregnant once.. she had an baortion... i got blood all over myself heh.
Nov 21st, 2003 12:17 PM
Jixby Phillips man you are daaaaaaaark
Nov 21st, 2003 10:48 AM
Sicktodeathmx
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Originally Posted by Dole
I think its a little late to abort yourself, but the sentiment is the right one.
Sadly, yes.. But this god damn fetus belongs to a friend. She needs it back... I need my fetus back... So lonely without my fetus.
Nov 21st, 2003 10:41 AM
Dole I think its a little late to abort yourself, but the sentiment is the right one.
Nov 21st, 2003 10:39 AM
Sicktodeathmx But my old avatar was a pic of me.. And it was offensive! People don't wanna see that shit!

Can someone give me a coathanger? I am desperate need of an abortion.
Nov 21st, 2003 10:28 AM
Zhukov Sticktodeatmmx: Your old avatar, it was better.
Nov 21st, 2003 10:21 AM
Sicktodeathmx Will you stick your penis in my ear?
Nov 21st, 2003 10:15 AM
Supafly345 SERIOUSLY!!! OMG you are too much!!!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON THE INTERNET!!! BLOATY SMOKES!!!
Gay men totally creep me out hahaha
Nov 21st, 2003 09:40 AM
Sicktodeathmx No... Seriously... Lick my asshole. Please?
Nov 21st, 2003 09:23 AM
Supafly345 HAHAHAHA!!! RIM JOB!!! That is classic elemental comedy right there! I remember WAAAAAAY back when I was a kid ( had to be like 6 months ago at least ) when I first learned that term! I would laugh it up till the cows came home!!
Nov 21st, 2003 07:21 AM
Sicktodeathmx
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Originally Posted by Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soon
Are you allowed to drive when you are 9? If not, a 16 year old could kick your ass. And isn't a kid compared to you.

"But I'm graduated from highschool! I am an adult! I can't be told what to do! Even giant 6'7 boys that are only a year younger than me are kids compared to me!"

Well I am 28 and I am still in highschool. What do you say to that?


"Well I remembered highschool a loooooooooooong time ago. Ooops! Nevermind, those last rounds of beatings from my hubby knocked those memories out of my head. It was so long ago I can't even remember it now!"
You sure do complain a lot. Now shut up and give me a rim job.
Nov 21st, 2003 03:17 AM
executioneer THATS FUNNY JIXBY THE LAST TIME I SAW WRECK HE WASN'T A CAR

-willie
Nov 20th, 2003 07:53 PM
Supafly345
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soon
Are you allowed to drive when you are 9? If not, a 16 year old could kick your ass. And isn't a kid compared to you.

"But I'm graduated from highschool! I am an adult! I can't be told what to do! Even giant 6'7 boys that are only a year younger than me are kids compared to me!"

Well I am 28 and I am still in highschool. What do you say to that?


"Well I remembered highschool a loooooooooooong time ago. Ooops! Nevermind, those last rounds of beatings from my hubby knocked those memories out of my head. It was so long ago I can't even remember it now!"
Nov 20th, 2003 05:13 PM
Jixby Phillips I SAW A CAR WRECK WITH BLOOD AND I SAID "BLOODY BLOODY " TO IT
Nov 20th, 2003 05:04 PM
Cap'n Crunch Last week I saw a car wreck out side of Blockbuster. I was walking, and I was about 15 feet from the edge of the sidewalk. I hear a loud screech, and I see some guy run a red light. He smashes into a lady turning, and the sides of both cars are wrecked, the lady's falls off, and her windsheild is shattered. There was gas leaking out of his car too. Both cars were totaled, but the people were fine. The guy was trying to bullshit his way to get some money for his leg that he walked fine on until the police came and checked it out. The lady had blood all over her face, but she was fine. It looked cool.
Nov 20th, 2003 04:32 PM
ziggytrix one time in oregon my cousin and I totaled her car when we hit a bear.

i think we pretty much totaled the bear too, but he didn't have insurance.
Nov 18th, 2003 05:28 PM
Command Prompt Drunk people always drive Trucks. So THEY will be safer
Nov 18th, 2003 04:59 PM
Sam
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Originally Posted by Sethomas
I got rear-ended today. Lots of fun all around.

I think it's safe to call my August car wreck a totalled job, at least if you look at it from the front.
Is that when you went into the bean field???
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