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Dec 11th, 2003 12:32 AM | ||||||||||||||||
kahljorn | Mail it to me. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 11th, 2003 12:30 AM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog | But Boogie, there's a big party on the Astral this weekend! We already ordered a dozen kegs, and if we make it invitation only what are we going to do with all the beer? | |||||||||||||||
Dec 11th, 2003 12:14 AM | ||||||||||||||||
Anonymous | I should lock this thread right now. You guys need to stop enticing low-level characters to travel to the astral plane. I am sick and tired of Outsiders stealing all the good loot. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 11:57 PM | ||||||||||||||||
kahljorn |
I can astral without drugs, it's not really all that difficult. Actually entering any "Plane" is harder than astraling. Just about every philosophy or "Secret of the universe" I learn, I learn after I wake up. Immediatly after. And proto, sometimes i wish you had something intelligent to say, but instead you can stay and spout inanities, and make pointless "Vince" like statements. No no, no need to thank me. Also, I made a post JUST FOR YOU in the mockwars forum, dont say anybody doesn't love you. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 11:22 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog |
Helm: I'll remember to never take anything you say seriously, even if you're not joking. And don't worry Proto, after all the psychedelics he takes to get to the Astral, the mindflayers don't even notice him because he doesn't have much of a mind. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 10:42 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Protoclown | Seriously though, Kahljorn, be careful meddling with the Astral Plane. I'm not sure you're high enough level to handle the challenges you'll encounter, and frankly I'm not even certain you're a standard character class. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 08:09 PM | ||||||||||||||||
kahljorn |
WAS THAT A MOCKERY TOO OR SERIOUS? WERE YOU MOCKING A BOUGHT MOCKING OR BEING SERIOUS ABOUT YOUR MOCKING? I JUST DONT GET IT, PLEASE EXPLAIN. SINCERELY, MICROSOFT WINDOWS XP NEWCROFT COMPUTER TECHNICAL SUPPORT SERVICES |
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Dec 10th, 2003 07:40 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Helm | God damnit I have to spell it out for you? I-mockery, I-MOCKERY! I MOKE YUO!!11 I MAEK BIG DEAL OUT OF SMALL DEAL IN THE NAME OF BOREDOM I DO NOT KNOW YOU NOR DO I PARTICULARILY CARE TO UNLESS YOU'RE A GOAT BUT I AM BORED ENOUGH TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS AND MAKE IT SEEM AS IF I'M AGITATED IN FINE INTERNET TRADITION I MEAN I POSTED RUSH LYRICS AS A LEGITIMATE RESPONSE TO YOUR POST AND THAT DIDN'T TIP YOU OFF IN THE LEAST? DO YOU TAKE EVERYTHING AT FACE VALUE? DO YOU THINK I'M ACTUALY SCREAMING IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE THIS? I HAVE A BIG DICK! YOU'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE! | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 07:07 PM | ||||||||||||||||
kahljorn |
"Chaos magic is the only practice I have yet found interesting" Chaos magic=Austin Osman Spare. They like to mention the aquarian age alot, along with alot of the other shit my last post said. Lemme know what you're reading, Perndog. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 07:06 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog |
So what's your motive for arguing, then, besides begging for a blowjob? You act like I'm doing something wrong and need to get my head on straight, but you don't explain how; clearly you're not in it for my benefit. Are you here because picking on the deluded Satanist makes you feel superior? Or because you need to prove to the rest of the board that you have a big dick? No, I wouldn't bother giving you literature to read either, because I don't like you, but I'm not the one jumping in on a thread regarding your personal philosophy. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 06:52 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Helm | Yeah we could do it like we're best friends and we trade reading lists and we go to shoot hoops and scam chicks. That'd be cool. But instead, how about you sucking my dick and shutting up, hm? | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 06:32 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog |
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(Now someone's going to say that I am stupid and blindly obedient. Or at least they will if they haven't gotten bored and left yet.) kahljorn, the reason I don't study the occult is because any philosophical gems or other interesting points are obscured by mountains of mystical bullshit. I don't care about sigils, power words, numerology, astrology, spirits, separate planes of existence (I'm looking into one text about that but I won't name it because it will just invite more bashing - the others I've skimmed seemed like just more BS), etc. etc. etc. Occultism of most types is wrapped up in metaphysics, and metaphysics is not for me. Satanism does not contain metaphysics, with the exception of ritual magic, which has a very brief and simple explanation. Chaos magic is the only practice I have yet found interesting (because it basically has the same perspective as Satanic magic). Of course, if you can give me a specific reading list and a good recommendation for a book or two, I might give it a shot. That goes for you, too, Helm. Give me something to read that might be more pleasant than your flame-ridden rants, and I could start to take you seriously. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 06:17 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Big Papa Goat | I like goats. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 05:59 PM | ||||||||||||||||
kahljorn |
Man, I really didn't create this thread to bash perndog. You guys suck, though I did consider making a few choicy comments on his INDIVIDUAL connection with his belief and less of the actual belief itself. And yea, Enochian is awesome. I'm trying to get into it, but it's confusing as fuck. I love that. Confusing things are great. Whoever wrote that shit was a genius. in their own right. I mean, you read a normal book, and it's nice. Nice wording, nice ideas. But you read it left to right. Some of the Enochian shit, you have to read UP TO DOWN, DOWN TO UP, RIGHT TO LEFT, *AND* up and down just to get the whole picture. Maybe even diagonally, so every piece of work is like six pieces of work... maybe there are even alternate dynamics to it's writing, like combining up to down and left to right, forming odd geometrical and mathematical equations. It's how a "Religious" text should be. That alone is really enough for me to develop interest, the idea of an infinite amount of knowledge and dynamics in one book. Besides that, most of it is about the sub-system known as the astral plane. Which is certainly enticing, like the sewer system of our Universe, where all of our ideas, right and wrong, became a symbioses of truth. God may exist there, along with Jesus, satan, Nuit, Ra and anything else you could possibly imagine.. of God's developed by our belief. Their galactic sway, the conceptual belief and function of the functions served by the people who believe it, becoming it's personality and function. Gravitational fields, magnetic and self-serving purposes are the end all result of the unconscious self. An insane God, warring over souls and empty barren lands. Anyway, as for Satanism, I just consider it a weaker form of any occult practice. Like christianity is a weak form of Gnosticism, in that sense. Like I said, though, I've never read the "Book of Satan"(just pieces), though i haven't really had any particular interest in it since alot of Satanists are just dumbfucks-- but I am at least willing to read it(though I'm not willing to pay 8 bucks for a copy of it). Perndog, most of what you're saying is a strange deviation of an occult practice, I really would reccomend you study up, not for me just for yourself and your individual belief. The whole psychological aspect of what you were saying and to aid in the very philisophical strength of it to yourself and to others. Gotta be a righteous man, a templar of your mind: Quote:
Is based off of alot of things. This, being your BASIC philosophy about your own philsophy, which is an emotion aroused from the actual topic, which makes it the ENIVATAL TRUE philosophy of "Satanism"( aka, the true purpose of it has been to arouse such an idea, i.e., your parents hitting you may be painful to you, but the actual intent is that you learn to eat your green beans. But the actual reason you should eat your greens is so you grow big and strong, and healthy), is "Stolen" from the idea of an "Aquarian Age"(though I am not a astrologer I think the basic tenets of the idea flow quit nicely with some of my thoughts, and thoughts of many others). It's psychological, and astrological. That by the increase of our knowledge since the "Pisces Age", which is what proceeded our own(jesus time), we have learned things to undermine the idea of the occult, and magic, and God(Belief, and truth, in general). Really, though, this has all been a function of change, of chance. That our philosophies evolve with the Universe, as the Universe evolves with our philosophies, the enivitable goal of *this* specific age? A deeper connection with our subconscious through doubt, through the illusion of doubt, and through the usage of doubt and belief together to form a tool. To believe things not because they are true, but because you can learn from them and use them. Sort of like believing in God can solve all of your problems(jingle), even though he may not exist. The truth of something no longer has any effect on the actual effect, in fact truth has become irrelevant. In this we see there is no truth, to find the truth of lies, and structure ourselves creators of our own universe, and participate in the Conceptual evolution of everyone's universe. The Grand Facade. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 04:52 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Royal Tenenbaum |
First not playing acoustic guiatrs, second having a band named Baseless, and now, third, beening a satanist. Why do you bother staying alive? You're just wasting your time and everyone else's with your stupid shit. Just the fact that Satanists have 'sins' they can commit is the funniest "religious" thing ever. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 03:42 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog | Somehow the gibberish makes it all seem worthwhile. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 03:36 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Helm |
Belligerent? belligerentnty3yh=????????? That sir, is a baseless accusation! Stick your acoustic guitar up your ass and strum it with the turd of SATAT! GREIUJDKGJHIOURrlfSA¨HKJBG<bsa fH¨KJ:sfb hkj.sfb h.mkbsaf G:;HKMsafB VHK:M;aB FDHVM;GK:Js!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111 I MAEK ARGUMETN !!!!!!!!!11 I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAAAAAAAAND ME BUT I SEND LOVE LOVE! LOVE . . . FROM OUTER SPACE! AND I WILL BATTEL! (BATLE!!!!) the priesthood of satat for youuuuouououuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu ENTER LYRICS: We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx Our great computers fill the hallowed halls. We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx All the gifts of life are held within our walls. Look around at this world we've made Equality our stock in trade Come and join the Brotherhood of Man Oh, what a nice, contented world Let the banners be unfurled Hold the Red Star proudly high in hand. We are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx Our great computers fill the hallowed halls. We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx All the gifts of life are held within our walls. Can't you see I'm in RAND! I'm in RAND WITH YOUOOUOUOUOUOUUOUOUOUO I IMPLORE YOU TO RECONSIDER! The trees aren't motherfucking happy anymore and it's all your fault! |
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Dec 10th, 2003 01:51 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Protoclown |
I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT I WENT TO THE ASTRAL PLANE TOO WE FOUGHT AN ASTRAL DREADNAUGHT, BUT OUR DWARVEN CLERIC DIED |
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Dec 10th, 2003 12:36 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog |
Regarding the destruction of his dramatic story..yeah, LaVey made up a lot of stuff. But his daughter and Michael Aquino went to some pretty insane lengths to discredit him, and aside from their morbid obsession with attacking his (admittedly questionable) character, they did stretch the truth on several occasions. Several of their claims were nothing but hearsay, some of their sources are suspect, and they cite THEMSELVES as the only sources on more than a few points. Some of their "exposures" are things that have not been denied for decades. Yes, we know that the book of Satan was lifted from Might is Right - the church has been promoting a hardback edition of Might is Right recently. As for official church membership details, Zeena Schreck and Michael Aquino claim they knew everything, while Church leaders claim they didn't and that Ms. Schreck never held any position within the church, let alone high priestess. If Anton LaVey could make things up to enhance his reputation, his daughter could just as easily make things up to degrade it. If you're going to question one source, question the other. I for one don't know or care if most of the details are true; they make a good story, though. And I agree with your take on our argument. The only point to all this is that Helm thinks I'm worthless and stupid and I think he's pretentious and belligerent. No one wins. But I got the last word...so far. |
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Dec 10th, 2003 07:13 AM | ||||||||||||||||
Dole | Helm, Ive said it before but the fact english is your second language makes me feel thick as shit, so, you know, CHEERS for that. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 04:33 AM | ||||||||||||||||
FS | Yes. It's hilarious. | |||||||||||||||
Dec 10th, 2003 04:31 AM | ||||||||||||||||
CrazyAmericanScum |
But yes you should read it, there all pretty interesting, though completely pointless. You both should just agree to disagree. Neither of you are going to prove to eachother that you are serious or whatever it is your trying to do. Though an interesting topic, I don't see the point of yelling back and forth for no obviously good reason over your beliefs. I can't see either of you changing the other's mind on this. Just something to read about Anton, though you may have already read it sometime before now. http://www.churchofsatan.org/aslv.html It's funny, his own kids helped to destroy the dramatic story he created for himself. |
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Dec 9th, 2003 09:08 PM | ||||||||||||||||
camacazio |
Helm has made the longest post ever. Should I read it? |
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Dec 9th, 2003 05:59 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Perndog |
"I'm already bored with your rebuttal to come." Yeah, that about sums it up. You spent more of your post putting up a straw man with my face on it and knocking down your whiny little suburbanite post-modernist image than actually arguing. Yawn. I haven't got a little red card. I haven't met a single Satanist in real life. I haven't made new friends, been allowed into new social circles, or gained any sort of respect on- or offline for giving myself this label. For all of your oh-so-cute sexual images, Satanism hasn't gotten me laid or even jerked off, and there are an awful lot of things in my life more important to me than sex. I have not performed any rituals because a) I have a roommate and a small apartment and b) I haven't had a reason to yet. You know shit about me except that I'm young, I like Satanism, and I have what you think is shitty musical taste (sorry Mr. Bach, you're not good enough for Helm). Everything else you make up. Tip: ad hominem works better when you have a real basis for it. And you know shit about the Church of Satan except what's in the Satanic Bible and maybe, if you're any good at investigation and critical analysis, you've read some of the essays on the Church website. The one point where you are right about me is that yes, I want to enjoy life and just about everything I do is in the interest of enjoying it more. I admit the possibilities that a) it's all meaningless and I may as well give up, b) there is some deeper meaning held by some omnipotent creator figure, or c) there may be some kind of metaphysical answer out there for me to find. Pardon me, but I'm not out looking for it, because I feel like I'm making good enough progress toward fulfillment already. Why do you think I need more? Self awareness? Understanding of motive? I just explained my motive: I do what makes me feel most fulfilled. What more do you expect? That I should sacrifice that which I find personally meaningful in favor of seeking truth that may not exist and will probably just depress me if it does? No thanks. If you're so convinced that Satanism is worthless, why don't you go tell some of the church members and priesthood? Yes, my motivation for this is avoiding the task of arguing with you myself, because after all the trouble you've gone to trying to prove that I am an utterly worthless human being and far below your wonderful self, I hardly have the respect for you necessary to have a reasonable discussion. |
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Dec 9th, 2003 04:54 PM | ||||||||||||||||
Helm |
You just picked it up because you were insecure and desperately seeking something to identify with. Cunt. WHORE! Oh! Bulged tummy women! Oh! Deformed body women! From your filthy womb!It's death to whom you give birth! Yeah now. Let's go point-by-point. HIGH-FIVE! PLAWRES ACTION FULL POWER HEAVY METAL GO GO JUMARU SANSHIRO SUGATA! Quote:
Now, some lyrics: Each blaspemy is another stone to the edifice of your glory I want to be the rock on which you'll build your church Am I the son you've been waiting for? Am I the chosen one? To be your messiah on earth And to sit at your left in hell I've always ignored the doubt Answers are in the questions Show me the way to the Baphomet's throne... Guide my hand, light my path My mouth will speak with your words, I'll make statements with your orders I'll be the supreme insult Which will forevermore soil the image of god I'll be your revenge, I'll be your victory Guide my hand, light my path Show me the way, To reach one day the Baphomet's throne... Relevant fun! Quote:
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Reign of fear, of war, Of silence, of resignation Under the rules of the book of lies Trawling the wrong path Led like cattle Never try to understand, accept, obey Follow followers And forget who you are What's a lifestyle, to live for others To share all with everybody To answer love to hate Never try to understand, accept, obey Follow followers And forget who you are Take each single insult and injury As a present, as a spiritual gold To by your place in heaven I spit at your god's face I piss on the cross I vomit on the holy bible I shit on the blessed whore and her bastard son I desecrate, crush and destroy All which is sacred, all which is blessed I've found the one who lives in me Brothers and sisters Time for change is coming Bells for revenge strike the end of times By faith, by force We'll walk toward the light And forever be our own god I WANT YOUR BIG SATANIC GOAT PENIS UP MY OCCULT ORFICE. LET'S MAKE SATAN SEX please Quote:
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But you know what, I know you're not even a full-fledged satanist (as much fully fledged you post-modern reject welps can be, which is not much) because even that's too much work. You probably went as far as getting your little plastic card. Maybe went to a coven meeting or something. Scored some chicks. Probably took a razor to your arms like some goth fag. Probably want to make it big with your band that's called BASELESS OF ALL THINGS. You don't even have the guts to do any of the risky stuff. Have you ever 'removed an obstruction' if it happened to be your fellow man? Your selfish drive wants you to. You know it. Do you attend to it as thoroughly as your Lavey told you to? But you're not convicted enough. You're an intellectual fraud. You're a fucking poseur. An apologetic of the religion of ultimate apologetics. Zero. Nothing. Fuck-all. You ejaculated in your pants and I didn't even touch you. I'm already bored with your rebuttal to come. |
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