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Dec 14th, 2003 05:28 PM
liquidstatik I already said it went away. No need to reply to this thread anymore. So stop.
Dec 14th, 2003 05:26 PM
HickMan MISFIT DON'T YOU MEAN 540 DEGREES?
Dec 14th, 2003 03:30 PM
Matt Harty I suggest you try that right now Missfit.
Dec 14th, 2003 03:28 PM
MisSFiT Take a large sharp object,
shove it up your nose with all force intended,
and twist it 180 degrees three times.
That should get rid of your problem.
Dec 14th, 2003 03:32 AM
Command Prompt I am starting to see a correllation between who posts these threads, and who responds to them.

blast! I fell into my own trap!
Dec 14th, 2003 03:06 AM
liquidstatik I'll give it a whirl real fast.
Dec 14th, 2003 03:04 AM
Supafly345
Re: I can't sneeze. :(

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Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I have the feeling that I need to sneeze... but then I don't. It's been like that for the past 2 hours, and now my head's getting all stopped up and stuff. It sucks.


How can I make myself sneeze? :/
Now this actually is what I do: very carefully, place a q-tip in your nose and touch the part near the back of the arch where it tickles. Then gently twist the q-tip and you will feel yourself having to sneeze. Quickly remove the q-tip and induce sneezing with breathing patterns (I assume you already know how). If sneezing feeling goes away repeat the q-tip process untill you sneeze.

NOTE: if you do this too much in one sessio it can leave your nose very sore and dry.
Dec 14th, 2003 02:12 AM
liquidstatik lol. My little nose problem stopped. Don't know why. :/
Dec 14th, 2003 02:11 AM
Schimid That's like leaving a house of excrement to enter a house of dried-up excrement. Sorry. :/
Dec 14th, 2003 02:10 AM
liquidstatik Nothing's working.

Sorry about your thread Schimid. You can share mine with me if you want. :/
Dec 14th, 2003 02:01 AM
Retro Man oh yeah.. a halogen lamp has worked for me in the past as well

just don't stare at it too long
Dec 14th, 2003 01:41 AM
liquidstatik Its 12:47 AM. And I don't think the moon will give me the same effect.
Dec 14th, 2003 01:39 AM
Retro Man star directly at the sun :/
Dec 14th, 2003 01:30 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck When I do it, I don't jam it inside my nose. I just gently tickle the inside. It really works.
Dec 14th, 2003 01:28 AM
Schimid That's about as useful as sniffing pepper or building a bonfire in your mouth.
Dec 14th, 2003 01:27 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck Tickle the inside of your nose with a q tip.

Edit: Why are they called q tips? The don't... q.
Dec 14th, 2003 01:24 AM
Schimid Seriously, hit yourself in the nose. Not hard, just enough to get that quick flow of blood. Then breathe in or out through your nose, to kinda "fuel the fire."

It might take a little while, but it'll work.
Dec 14th, 2003 01:16 AM
liquidstatik
I can't sneeze. :(

I have the feeling that I need to sneeze... but then I don't. It's been like that for the past 2 hours, and now my head's getting all stopped up and stuff. It sucks.


How can I make myself sneeze? :/

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