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Dec 22nd, 2003 09:48 PM
Drew Katsikas ya you do
Dec 22nd, 2003 02:59 PM
executioneer I WISH MY COMPUTOR HAD NOT BEEN BROKEN SO I COULD HAVE BEEN HERE FOR THIS THREAD

-willie
Dec 22nd, 2003 01:01 AM
Command Prompt Evil Robot is cool when he's not being a jerkass.
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:58 AM
Evil Robot I'm not a car, you can't pull me over!
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:56 AM
glowbelly now i know why you don't have $1500
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:47 AM
Evil Robot Are you kidding me? I've had 2 (two) DWIs and I can tell you that driving a bike drunk is incredibly easy. I know it sounds bad, but cops are less likely to see a bike weaving and decide to pull you over then if you were doing that in a car. Speeding and weaving are acceptable methods of riding a bike so cops don't know your drunk.
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:40 AM
Drew Katsikas Im going to bed now.













PS the simpsons sucked tonite. :hat
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:38 AM
Command Prompt Nice. I'm buying a bike when I graduate. I want a Honda 929 RR.

The only thing that sucks is you REALLY can't drive them drunk, unlike a car, which you sorta can.

At least with a bike though, it would only be your stupid ass you kill.
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:32 AM
Evil Robot It's a Suzuki DRZ 400E, and I bought it BEFORE I was a jerk.
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:30 AM
Command Prompt What kind of bike is it. I like bikes.
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:29 AM
Command Prompt If you were't a jerk that worked in a garage, you could of bought it on a student line of credit with about 1/5 that intrest rate

I thought jerks that worked in garages bought used and fixed it for cheap anyway! Stupid Jerk!
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:16 AM
Evil Robot If you only come when called can I have your phone number?
P.S. I am making sexual advances towards you over the internet.
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:13 AM
Drew Katsikas m y penis is beckoning you. LOL
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:10 AM
glowbelly i only come when called
Dec 22nd, 2003 12:02 AM
Drew Katsikas oh, so you just don't come in general?
Dec 21st, 2003 11:59 PM
Evil Robot Bike is worth $8500@19.5% APR
Dec 21st, 2003 11:59 PM
glowbelly who says i was talking about him?
Dec 21st, 2003 11:57 PM
Drew Katsikas I bet your bf doesn't like you discussing his inability on the internet.
Dec 21st, 2003 11:57 PM
glowbelly no.

is the motorcycle worth $1500?
Dec 21st, 2003 11:56 PM
Evil Robot I don't have 1500 dollars, but I have a motorcycle. Does your boyfreind have a motocycle?
Dec 21st, 2003 11:53 PM
Drew Katsikas
Quote:
Originally Posted by glowbelly
you know what's REALLY bad?

not having an orgasm at all during sex.

HOW COOL AM I NOW?
You're a girl
\


SO WICKED COOL
Dec 21st, 2003 11:52 PM
glowbelly give me $1500 and i'll let you fight my boyfriend for the chance
Dec 21st, 2003 11:49 PM
Evil Robot You know, I can help you with that as well.....
Dec 21st, 2003 11:47 PM
glowbelly you know what's REALLY bad?

not having an orgasm at all during sex.

HOW COOL AM I NOW?
Dec 21st, 2003 11:46 PM
Evil Robot Wow, your a mean drunk.
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