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Jan 2nd, 2004 07:00 PM
Jeanette X I don't get the Hugh Hefner "pedophile" ad.

Was there some kind of scandal that I missed?
Jan 2nd, 2004 05:22 PM
HickMan He's a paintball sniper, too!
Watch your ass, Rog. Your head might turn pink in the next couple of days
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:50 PM
ScruU2wice
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HOW DARE YOU PUT METALLICA UP ON YOUR MOCKARY SITE! YOUR DUMBASS SPELLED ABSOLUTE WRONG!
that was the best line out of it all
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:25 PM
Supafly345 I swear I used to get threatened by this guy in highschool.
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:17 PM
The Retro Kat
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Originally Posted by ProfessorCool
I bet 20 dollars Chase is not his real name.
I bet his real name is "Bruno" or "Lanth" or "Vinth" or "Sir Niglet"
Jan 2nd, 2004 04:16 PM
James Please share with us your reply, in which you calmly tell him it's spelled "Mockery," and that "Absolut" is a brand name of vodka, which we would know if he were even relatively old enough to know what alcohol was.

Then thank him for agreeing that Metallica are greedy, untalented, washed up dipshits, and for being a fan of the site. This will confuse and enrage him, and he will go to school on Monday, telling all his friends during recess about how he totally ripped into this "famous guy on the internet." To which they will roll their eyes and peg him in the face with a dodgeball.
Jan 2nd, 2004 03:52 PM
Retro Man i just love hate mail, don't you?
Jan 2nd, 2004 03:42 PM
James See, this is why I'm a racist.
Jan 2nd, 2004 03:01 PM
Esuohlim You really crossed the line there, making fun of Metallica and everything. I mean, Jesus Christ...

Jan 2nd, 2004 02:28 PM
Anonymous I'd watch out, man. He's a sniper.

Who will get a 187 called.

Provided you're a cop.

And he snipes you.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:24 PM
ProfessorCool I bet 20 dollars Chase is not his real name.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:20 PM
pjalne
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HOW DARE YOU PUT METALLICA UP ON YOUR MOCKARY SITE! YOUR DUMBASS SPELLED ABSOLUTE WRONG!
This is good.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:15 PM
Anonymous Well, you did spell 'absolute' incorrectly.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:10 PM
Mockery Dude, I know! "Do something productive like jump off a roof" ... man, I totally didn't see that one coming. I'm out for the count. I should've known better than to mess with the champ.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:08 PM
camacazio You just got your ass handed to you.
Jan 2nd, 2004 02:05 PM
Mockery
ABSOLUT? NO! NOT ACCORDING TO THIS GUY!

The following letter is in response to http://www.i-mockery.com/absolut/metallica.htm :

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Date: 1/2/2004 4:05:43 AM

Absolut Ads Contact Form Has been submitted by:

Name:........... Chase
E-Mail:......... tippmannsniper187@yahoo.com

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Comments/Questions/Ad Suggestions:
HOW DARE YOU PUT METALLICA UP ON YOUR MOCKARY SITE! YOUR DUMBASS SPELLED ABSOLUTE WRONG! WHY DONT YOU GET YOUR JEALOUS SPACE NERD-ASS OUT OF YOUR MOMS HOUSE AND GO DO SOMETHIN PRODUCTIVE LIKE JUMP OFF A ROOF.TAKE THIS SITE AND STICK IT. ABSOLUTE GREED? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU. YOUR PROBABLY 42 YEARS OLD, IN YOUR MOMS HOUSE, CHECKIN OUT GUYS CAUSE YOUR TOO MUCH OF A REJECT TO GET A GIRL. UP YOURS ASSHOLE!!
-Chase
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