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Jan 3rd, 2004 01:09 AM
DamnthatDavid *Gasp*

What if Godzilla was real?! And Japan is destroyed!
And Sony is based in Canada! And All Canadian's support the MATRIX?!?!
Jan 3rd, 2004 01:01 AM
ProfessorCool What if the movie Clerks REALLY HAPPENED, and there are really rude people like that out there in New Jersey
Jan 3rd, 2004 12:48 AM
The Retro Kat What the hell does that sentence mean?
Jan 3rd, 2004 12:42 AM
ScruU2wice What the hell are you guy taling about
Jan 3rd, 2004 12:38 AM
The Retro Kat What if the movie Event Horizon really happened!?!
Jan 3rd, 2004 12:32 AM
Schimid
Jan 2nd, 2004 10:01 PM
O71394658
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There is a black hole in the milky way galaxy.
It has drawn in a few stars around it scientists say.
I speculate in the year 5000 or around that time the earth will be absorbed by it.
Bullshit. Black holes only absorb substances that pass their event horizon. They don't suck in random particles like that.
Jan 2nd, 2004 09:55 PM
DamnthatDavid If we really are in the Matrix, the Machine's best defense would be allow us to make a movie about it!!!
I mean, if someone DOES discover a way out, and start blabbering about it, people will just call him crazy, and then tell him to stop watching the Matrix movies!
Jan 2nd, 2004 08:38 PM
executioneer OMG WHAT IF WERE REALLY IN THE MATRIX NOW

-willie
Jan 2nd, 2004 07:47 PM
Jixby Phillips DOES ANYBDOY HERE THINK WHAT IF THE MATRIX WAS REAL OR WHAT IF THE MATRIX COULD REALLY HAPPEN
Jan 2nd, 2004 10:00 AM
pissed off salesman
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Off-topic man sucks pretty bad, but I do like his avatar.
Jan 2nd, 2004 09:42 AM
Anonymous Off-topic man sucks pretty bad, but I do like his avatar. Which is more than I can say for you, Mister X.
Jan 2nd, 2004 07:40 AM
glowbelly i'm thinking that in the year 5000, i'll be dead.
Jan 2nd, 2004 07:03 AM
Spectre X
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I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.
BEst. Character. EVER!
Jan 1st, 2004 10:14 PM
Mr. Vagiclean I like his avatar though, he really looks off topic
Jan 1st, 2004 09:38 PM
Alphonse
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Originally Posted by Off-Topic Man
Yellow dont look good on me.

you lost it right there
Jan 1st, 2004 09:23 PM
Drev
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Originally Posted by Off-Topic Man
I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.
You're fucking neat.
Jan 1st, 2004 07:52 PM
Off-Topic Man I have a friend who masturbates, like, a lot. I call him the ultimate masturbating machine. He masturbates ten times more than the masturbater in Full Metal Jacket. Anyway, his ex-girlfriend recently dumped him by giving him a 6 pack of socks for xmas. They were baby socks. I think he has a small penis. If anyone wants to send me socks, please send me the one that goes way up to your knees. I also like them striped, 3 stripes please. No yellows. Yellow dont look good on me. kthanxby.
Jan 1st, 2004 07:31 PM
Mr. Vagiclean That reminds me, i gotta take out the popcorn outa my microwave
Jan 1st, 2004 07:31 PM
noob3 you're smart
Jan 1st, 2004 07:28 PM
Akennedy90
Ring in the new year.

Well its time to start writting 2004 on stuff now.
I think its wierd another year has roled around already.
I think its funny how long a human life is. Its a blink of the galaxys eye.
Soon this planet and all of us will be dead and gone.
I think its funny.
Doom is upon us. There is a black hole in the milky way galaxy.
It has drawn in a few stars around it scientists say.
I speculate in the year 5000 or around that time the earth will be absorbed by it.
But probablly by that time we will have moved to a diffrent galaxy or dimension.
Oh well ill be dead and gone so why do I care.
Just thought id psot this cause I have nothing better to do. :)

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