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Jan 18th, 2004 01:39 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck STOP STEALING THINGS! YOU WILL GO TO JAIL AND END UP GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS! CHICKS DO NOT DIG FAGS. STOP STEALING, FAG!
Jan 16th, 2004 12:13 PM
Buffalo Tom
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Originally Posted by Noob3
but the girl i have is a wonderful specimen, a delicious piece of cake if there ever was one! and she totally digs bein spoiled with stolen goods, i steal her alot of t-shirts in just the right size
This sounds like the plot of film noir picture with Robert Mitchum and Lauren Bacall as directed my Orson Welles, only Robert Mitchum is really Topher Grace, Lauren Bacall is really Lizzy McGuire and it's Franky Munoz's directorial debut.

No girl is worth risking the possibility of being placed in a prison cell full of Crips looking to get their freak on.
Jan 16th, 2004 05:08 AM
executioneer I know, everyone does wtf, there must be something wrong with me

-willie
Jan 16th, 2004 03:23 AM
draw a sidewalk i like janes addiction.
Jan 14th, 2004 02:32 PM
glowbelly i'm a good mom
Jan 14th, 2004 02:10 PM
executioneer this thread reminds me of a janes addiction song and i HATE jane's addiction

-willie
Jan 14th, 2004 11:43 AM
noob3 honestly i think she was more impressed with the clickits and ello i bought her with my christmas money, even the pot i got her for christmas she was more happy with then the stuff i have stolen her.
Jan 14th, 2004 11:33 AM
glowbelly not to mention that she could be implicated too

it's just not good. you should focus your energy on doing the positive things that she encourages you to do. you said yourself that she was happy with the flowers, pixie sticks and the ring you got her. it's obvious you don't need to impress her with stealing...and if she's impressed by your stealing for her, she's not really a gal that you should be stickin with.

just my thoughts, buddy.
Jan 14th, 2004 11:19 AM
noob3 i need to, i think it's just a phase i steal alot, i steal really blatantly too :/ i just walk out of hot topic with stuff in my hand my luck is runnin' out, and it was also really fucking stupid of me to steal with her there. if i would of got caught, i'm sure i would of went buhbye and i'm sure she wouldn't have stuck around for long after i got her caught too.

no more theftagin'
Jan 14th, 2004 10:19 AM
PonchtheJedi Listen to them, Noob. There is nothing more embarassing than getting caught stealing women's clothing. Nobody will believe it was for your girlfriend.
Jan 14th, 2004 09:58 AM
glowbelly all i'm sayin is that a gal of worth will appreciate the honest and hard work you put into a relationship rather than the amount of junk you can steal for her from the local mall.

seriously, noob. stop stealing before you get caught. it's dumb.
Jan 14th, 2004 09:37 AM
noob3 oh and i once got her pixi sticks she liked those!!
Jan 14th, 2004 09:36 AM
noob3 she appreciates flowers i bring her and doodles i draw her and the songs i sing into her answering machine!!
Jan 14th, 2004 09:35 AM
glowbelly that's because she's not old enough to appreciate the good things in life.
Jan 14th, 2004 09:34 AM
noob3 but the girl i have is a wonderful specimen, a delicious piece of cake if there ever was one! and she totally digs bein spoiled with stolen goods, i steal her alot of t-shirts in just the right size
Jan 14th, 2004 09:15 AM
glowbelly he'll learn. as he gets older he'll realize that girls don't dig on boys that steal things for them and prefer boys who work hard for the things they get for their gals.

or he'll end up in jail and then he'll have to learn about boys diggin on him.
Jan 14th, 2004 06:08 AM
Dole if your girlfirend really loved you she would have had you arrested for your crimes, klepto
Jan 13th, 2004 10:20 PM
noob3
Jan 13th, 2004 07:54 PM
Anonymous They need to make a Counterstrike that actually kills the end-user to prevent respawning.
Jan 13th, 2004 07:52 PM
noob3 that's why counterstrike is fun because you get to play it the way you ARN'T suppose to

me and my friend would run with grenades (pins pulled) on de dust, and we run straight into the opposing team. they'd usually kill us right ontop of them, and we'd be together so our grenades would fall to the ground and theyd blow up and kill people with the combined damage
Jan 13th, 2004 07:43 PM
executioneer gaming forum

-willie
Jan 13th, 2004 07:41 PM
Anonymous Man, I hate counterstrike. I tried to get into it like twice or three times or something, but it's all over so fast, and there's no reward for playing it the way you're supposed to. The third time I went over to a friends' house and he had 4 computers linked up, and him and 3 friends were all yelling racial slurs into the microphones instead of playing.
Jan 13th, 2004 07:38 PM
noob3 yeah dude there was once a guy on this server with a ddr spray
Jan 13th, 2004 07:35 PM
Anonymous Fuck if I know. Counterstrike is for fags.
Jan 13th, 2004 07:35 PM
noob3 did she have an awp or was she just like sitting around?
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