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Jan 20th, 2004 10:56 AM
Mockery
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Originally Posted by mburbank
That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.
Agreed. Well, if I do make some bumper stickers out of it in the future, I'll be sure to send her some.
Jan 20th, 2004 10:44 AM
mburbank I know you are but what am I?
Jan 20th, 2004 10:24 AM
Penis Cancer That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

She's pretty amazing, and she knows she's funny. Sh'es heavily into the bathroom stuff lately, which is kind of rare in little girls (not so with the boys).

Her rendition of "The twelve days of Poop" was pretty classic, especially "Five golden Poops, the French Poops, Two turtle Poops..."


No pictures though. The internet is not a safe place to out up pictures of my kids. Particularly a board like this.
Says the moron
Jan 20th, 2004 10:13 AM
mburbank That would be so kickass if she got a bumper sticker.

She's pretty amazing, and she knows she's funny. Sh'es heavily into the bathroom stuff lately, which is kind of rare in little girls (not so with the boys).

Her rendition of "The twelve days of Poop" was pretty classic, especially "Five golden Poops, the French Poops, Two turtle Poops..."


No pictures though. The internet is not a safe place to out up pictures of my kids. Particularly a board like this.
Jan 19th, 2004 02:38 PM
Mockery We should vote her for President. She already has a better grasp on the English language.

Max, we need to make that line into a bumper sticker. Hell, we should just have your daughter come up with the ideas for all of our future bumper stickers, she's way funnier than we are.
Jan 19th, 2004 02:29 PM
Jeanette X You've got a child prodigy on your hands, Max.
Jan 19th, 2004 12:54 PM
Protoclown Max, that was fucking beautiful.
Jan 19th, 2004 10:27 AM
Jason pictures...for a quote?
Jan 18th, 2004 10:29 PM
Studio8 No pictures?
Jan 18th, 2004 09:51 PM
Immortal Goat Those quotes are adorable. Promise her candy every time she comes up with a new one.
Jan 18th, 2004 09:46 PM
ProfessorCool Oh Darn, I clicked on the Politics board again!
Jan 18th, 2004 04:01 PM
The One and Only... She's definitely born to be egotistic. Or perhaps she's just three. It's difficult to tell.
Jan 18th, 2004 03:40 PM
Matt Harty Are you lost?
Jan 18th, 2004 03:31 PM
The One and Only... *In the background, a hideous laugh can be heard from Rand's grave*
Jan 18th, 2004 03:23 PM
mburbank She's something, all right. Her other recent bon mot is
"I'm the line leader of everything."
Jan 18th, 2004 02:54 PM
Spectre X Your daughter's a genius. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm off to start a religion in her honor.
Jan 18th, 2004 02:52 PM
ProfessorCool I couldn't have said it better, max
Jan 18th, 2004 01:12 PM
george someday she and my daughter tuesday should meet.
Jan 17th, 2004 05:12 PM
Jixby Phillips Splendid
Jan 17th, 2004 04:50 PM
Jason She learned from the master

Jan 17th, 2004 04:27 PM
HickMan She should join the board
Jan 17th, 2004 04:26 PM
Geggy shit, man...she's a natural born cynic.
Jan 17th, 2004 04:14 PM
Brandon Yep, she's definitely your daughter, Max.
Jan 17th, 2004 04:03 PM
The One and Only... Strangely, this reminds me of Sealab 2021.

"It's like a koala bear crapped a rainbow in my brain" or something like that.
Jan 17th, 2004 03:49 PM
Matt Harty
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