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Feb 7th, 2004 01:14 PM
Big Papa Goat Normally you did respond to this, ****** fucker.
Feb 7th, 2004 10:11 AM
Jungle Mike
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Originally Posted by The Retro Kat
JUNGLE MIKE FUCKS NIGGAS
Normally I would respond to this but why waist my time with such an intelligent comment. (cough cough. not!) :/
Feb 1st, 2004 11:56 PM
Ooner Holy Christ that place costs a million dollars. I could get like 10 whores a few miles down the road for what I'd pay for one there.
Feb 1st, 2004 10:09 PM
Cap'n Crunch Holy shit it's Febuary 1st already?
Feb 1st, 2004 09:29 PM
Terra Yeah I've dated online. It works sometimes until you get tired of all the jaggy typing. Word. Two pages of chatting about how your going to do a rimjob to the guy just doesn't cut it for me. My fingers get pretty tired of that stuff real quick. I wasn't even getting any tick marks for being a post whore.....

But then I fine tuned my search peremiters and actually got to meet somebody and it was great. We broke off and are still buds now.

Haven't tried any online dating services. Not sure I want to go there.

T
Jan 17th, 2004 06:38 PM
The Retro Kat JUNGLE MIKE FUCKS NIGGAS
Jan 17th, 2004 05:36 PM
HickMan THATS WHAT YOUR HAND IS FOR ROLLYEYES
Jan 17th, 2004 05:09 PM
liquidstatik I've dated this one girl over the internet. It sucks though cause you cant get teh secks. :O
Jan 17th, 2004 04:51 PM
Jungle Mike
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Originally Posted by Perndog
Quote:
Originally Posted by EHarmony
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.


I answered all the questions honestly; they just don't like me.
Damn Dude, thats totaly harsh.
Jan 17th, 2004 01:05 PM
Zhukov I got the same. I'm very lonely, will anybody date me?

Take a moment to go over my strengths:


You are very sincere in actions and words.

You take pride in being very loyal to friends and family.

You are very supportive of other people.

You are good at "troubleshooting" potential problems in a relationship.

You tend to be an objective decision-maker, preferring not to let undue emotions bias your decisions.

You are generally very patient with people.

You are good at considering information from all sides of an issue before making a decision.

You tend to work hard at making sure that other people are happy.

You are excellent at listening to the concerns and ideas of others.

You don't tend to get distracted by superficial issues.

You are good at helping others people reach their goals.

You are a dependable and caring partner.

-------------------


You tend to dislike sudden or abrupt changes. You prefer things the way they are. Your motto might be: "If it's not broken, don't fix it."

BULLSHIT.
Jan 17th, 2004 01:02 PM
Geggy aww how sweet of eharmony to keep perndog away from the ladies (or guys).
Jan 17th, 2004 12:49 PM
GADZOOKS Well that's what you get for checking Yes on "Do you love Satan"
Jan 17th, 2004 12:05 PM
Perndog
Quote:
Originally Posted by EHarmony
Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.


I answered all the questions honestly; they just don't like me.
Jan 17th, 2004 11:50 AM
GADZOOKS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I TRIED EHARMONY ONCE AND I MET SOMEONE AND WE SECKSED.

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT COUNTS THOUGH. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION?
Gadzooks, change your avatar you fag
Jan 17th, 2004 12:20 AM
soundtest awwww yea
Jan 17th, 2004 12:11 AM
Jungle Mike
Quote:
Originally Posted by soundtest
I WANT TO MEET SLUTS AND THEIR SLUTTY FRIENDS CAN EHARMONY HELP ME
Maybe? So far their advertisement has been pretty good.
If not at least less annoying then other ones.
I like the fact that they match based on personality (or so they claim).
Jan 17th, 2004 12:05 AM
soundtest I WANT TO MEET SLUTS AND THEIR SLUTTY FRIENDS CAN EHARMONY HELP ME
Jan 17th, 2004 12:04 AM
Mr. Vagiclean Marriages are for PILLOWBITERS
Jan 16th, 2004 11:58 PM
PILLOWFIGHT
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I TRIED EHARMONY ONCE AND I MET SOMEONE AND WE SECKSED.

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT COUNTS THOUGH. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION?
I HOPE YOU GOT MARRIED FIREST!!!!!!
Jan 16th, 2004 11:57 PM
Esuohlim I TRIED EHARMONY ONCE AND I MET SOMEONE AND WE SECKSED.

I'M NOT SURE IF THAT COUNTS THOUGH. WHAT WAS YOUR QUESTION?
Jan 16th, 2004 11:52 PM
Jungle Mike
Dating online?

Don't know for sure if this topic has been posted yet.
My appologies if it has.
But how many of you tried this?
What were some of your experiances, and what are your feelings about that new Eharmony.com? Im thinking of actually trying this. Has anyone tried that one yet ?

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