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| Jan 23rd, 2004 03:47 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
""I did not participate in crook related program activities." - Richard Esouhlim Nixon |
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| Jan 23rd, 2004 01:49 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
i watched the speeche for five minutes and then had to leave cause i was getting angery 
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| Jan 23rd, 2004 01:21 PM | ||
| The_Rorschach |
"my country is a joke " I'm still waiting for the punch line so I can join in the laughter 
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| Jan 23rd, 2004 12:33 PM | ||
| mburbank | LAUGHTER IS THE BEST MEDICINE! | |
| Jan 23rd, 2004 11:51 AM | ||
| camacazio | I didn't listen to the address. I knew the fine people of I-mockery would inform me. Apparently I would have laughed too much if I actually did watch it. | |
| Jan 23rd, 2004 11:42 AM | ||
| ranxer |
listening to the speech on the radio i laughed outloud when i heard this section.. bush: "Key provisions of the Patriot Act are set to expire next year. " (uproarious applause) "The terrorist threat will not expire on that schedule. Our law enforcement needs this vital legislation to protect our citizens - you need to renew the Patriot Act. " (uproarious applause) it really sound to me like the second applause was for terrorist attacks on the U.S. and removal of people rights. did anyone see cheney's funny head nodding when bush was talking about the economy.. i think it was tax cuts..(man i wish i recorded it) the way he was moving his head really reminded me of golem and the ring.. i almost saw drool dripping out of his mouth as he grinned evily. another thing.. after i started watching the tv version of the speech and flipped channels (i dont get abc, nbc, cbs or fox) i noticed a huge difference between msnbc and cspan. msnbc had tight shots on bush and showed the approving repubs clapping but didnt show the dems sitting silent half the time.. cspan showed both sides and larger shots.. i had a very different feeling watching one version over another.. amazing what a difference camera angles can make. |
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| Jan 23rd, 2004 09:50 AM | ||
| mburbank |
What if Nixon had said "Mistake related program activities were made." |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 04:22 PM | ||
| kellychaos | I had marijuana smoking related program activities but I did not have inhaling related program activities. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 02:58 PM | ||
| mburbank |
It's shameless is what it is! Aren't these the same folk who complained about Clinton parsing the deffinition of sexual relations vs. 'improper' relations? I'll take lieing about sex over lieing about War any day! Suppose Clinton had said "I had sexual relation related program activities with that woman." |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 02:53 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | you should have beat him to death | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 02:49 PM | ||
| The Unseen | Some old fuck told me I should be lucky to live here. =( | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 01:14 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 12:13 PM | ||
| Dole |
"weapons of mass destruction-related programme activities" -thats exactly the way blair started referring to them once they realised they were going to find fuck all hard evidence. It was actually embarrassing watching him repeatedly use that phrase when he was being grilled in the house of commons. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 11:43 AM | ||
| sspadowsky | Oooh! Oooh! Is it like a "rain event," or a "severe emergency crisis situation?" | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 11:33 AM | ||
| mburbank |
" weapons of mass destruction-related programme activities" Anybody want to take a shot at what that might mean? Or maybe a shot related program activity at it? |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 11:31 PM | ||
| Suck 'n' Fuck |
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Gob bless... [pauses to look at teleprompter]... America. |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 08:10 PM | ||
| george |
i thought the part where he pretended to be able to read was pretty good. stupid monkey. |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 08:05 PM | ||
| Drew Katsikas |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 07:02 PM | ||
| kellychaos |
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Full Transript Of The State Of The Union Address |
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| Jan 21st, 2004 06:24 PM | ||
| Anonymous | No it isn't. Didn't you see that Monty Python sketch? | |
| Jan 21st, 2004 06:04 PM | ||
| Krythor | It is, isn't it? | |
| Jan 21st, 2004 05:58 PM | ||
| Ant10708 | Well it is the most powerful joke in the world then. | |
| Jan 21st, 2004 05:05 PM | ||
| sspadowsky | Whoooooo! ZING! Boy, he gotcha there, Cosmo! Why didn't you add "your mom" to the end of that?. Then you would've really showed him! | |
| Jan 21st, 2004 04:59 PM | ||
| The One and Only... | Yeah, every idiot. | |
| Jan 21st, 2004 12:35 PM | ||
| Cosmo Electrolux | it's okay, Proto...everyone else in the world thinks so too.... | |
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