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| Jan 23rd, 2004 12:26 AM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
the best is trying to run up the down escalator  Then stupid mall cops try to stop me and i am all like "WHATEVER, FUCK DA POLICE, 187 ON A MUTHAFUCKINCOP YO, YOU DONT KNOW ME I CAN DO WHAT I WANT TO  "
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 11:27 PM | ||
| ProfessorCool | I usually take the stairs, only because i wear clown shoes and MC Hammer Pants when i do my shopping. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 11:25 PM | ||
| Command Prompt |
God I hate when I see people walking up escalators. I want to punch them. Like what the fuck buddy. Trying to make the rest of us look lazy. Asshole. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 11:21 PM | ||
| Comrade Rocket |
I like escalators because they can never break. They can only become stairs. You will never see a "temporarly out of order" sign on an escalator. But you may see a "temporarly stairs" sign. STOLEN BIT, IM GOING TO HELL |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 11:14 PM | ||
| EverythingWillSuck |
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 at least I can pretend
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 10:29 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge | Those fucking brits have got it together. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 10:28 PM | ||
| glowbelly |
in london if you are going to stand on an escalator you stand to the one side (i think it's the right). that way there is a nice clean moving stairway for all of the busy bodies who need to get to where they are going fast. it's cool. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 10:22 PM | ||
| executioneer |
arrowx you are going to get murdered soon -willie |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 10:19 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
What gay threads about elevators and escalators? 
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 10:17 PM | ||
| EverythingWillSuck |
Hey I started this
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 10:00 PM | ||
| ArrowX |
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Another amusing West-ED moment was when i was going up an escalator next to some stairs there was a fat guy and I was keeping pace with him standing still stairing at him whilst he waddled his fat ass up. |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 07:47 PM | ||
| Studio8 |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:55 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
Half the fun of an escalator is the possibility of death 
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:49 PM | ||
| Stabby |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:46 PM | ||
| george | i would trade a week of my life to see somone suckd into and escalator by their shoelace. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:38 PM | ||
| Jeanette X |
I hate escalators because I fell down one as a child. I'll ride them, but I avoid them whenever I can.
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:30 PM | ||
| HickMan | That was a very nice story, Kelly. Maybe I WILL read your posts. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:26 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
True escalator purists don't ride on "moving sidewalks" which are the things you are describing
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 05:00 PM | ||
| kellychaos | What are eveyone's feelings on the horizontal elevators ... like at airport concourses. Am I wrong or aren't they a device designed to speed your walk and not merely one to throw your bag down and ride because you're too lazy to walk. Caught off guard and running late for a flight one time, I was almost missed it altogether because the fella that got on just before me took a few steps onto the conveyer belt, plopped his bags down and then proceeded to sit on them. Hesitant at first but worried about the schedule, I looked at my watch so that he saw me do it, stepped up the courage, and pushed on past him in the little space that was available and said excuse me. He had the nerve to looked annoyed at ME. I would have said something back but I was already late and really didn't have time to worry about his feelings anyway. | |
| Jan 22nd, 2004 04:28 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean |
I always take the stairs right next to the escalators to make people on the otherside guilty Fooling around on an empty escalator is fun with buncha idiots around you too |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 04:14 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
I love you Willie. 
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 03:18 PM | ||
| executioneer |
i ride escalators backwarsd to freak out the squares :information -willie |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 02:42 PM | ||
| The Unseen |
I like elevators. They have nice mahogany carpets and music. I don't like it when people ask you what floor you want to go to and press the button for you =( |
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 02:21 PM | ||
| Spectre X |
Escalator's should be walked on, not stood on.
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| Jan 22nd, 2004 02:16 PM | ||
| Big McLargehuge |
Fuck elevators Escalators 4 life OMG THREE THREADS BOUT ELEVATORS
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