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Jan 25th, 2004 08:26 AM
Matt Harty Well it stopped me from drinking coffee too so i'm really pissed.
Jan 25th, 2004 01:06 AM
Anonymous
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I stopped drinking after I found out it increases the risk of another panic atack.
I think that is a big fat lie. (that it increases the risk)
Jan 24th, 2004 06:42 PM
TeRRaNuSER and if it dosent, then too bad moron.
Jan 24th, 2004 06:40 PM
TeRRaNuSER if it makes you feel better, i still think youre a moron.
Jan 24th, 2004 04:29 PM
Command Prompt Now I feel TERRIBLE
Jan 24th, 2004 02:05 AM
Suck 'n' Fuck Smart guy. You're a lot smarter than I thought you were. Seriously.
Jan 24th, 2004 12:54 AM
Command Prompt I used to get those. They are FUCKING GAY. I'm glad I got over them. Worst three months of my life.

Anyhow I've bartendered for quite some time (it feels like it anyway) and it really put me off my cookies when it comes to drinking. I'm sure everyones seen some fucked up shit at parties but I've seen quite alot. You really learn quickley when you can tow the line with people and even though they say that alchohol makes you unpredicatable, it doesn't, it really always makes people do the same stupid shit. You can walk in the room and you can get a vibe of whats going to happen like right away. I think it was that vibe that made me think drinking (heavily) was really stupid and for gays and I sort of carry it with me now to every party I go to. It sort of makes me judgemental and I really try not to be but everytime I hear someone say FUCKING RIGHTS ITS FRIDAY NIGHT TIME TO GET FUXORED I want to roll my eyes but I know they are young and having fun. But all I can see is people getting drunk and doing stupid shit that gets them hurt real bad.

I feel old now

Anyway I'm sure that this is the negative side of drinking. I'm sure there are refined, responsible people out there.

And why is it when you quit drinking, all your friends that still do think "you are better than everyone now"
Jan 23rd, 2004 07:52 PM
Matt Harty I stopped drinking after I found out it increases the risk of another panic atack.
Jan 23rd, 2004 07:49 PM
liquidstatik Good job, Prof!
Jan 23rd, 2004 06:47 PM
soundtest sorry man after last night i'm never drinking again
Jan 23rd, 2004 05:08 PM
executioneer ketel one, soundtest :achewood

-willie
Jan 23rd, 2004 01:00 PM
Snatchtastic
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Damn, I feel worse for Proffesor Cool's Fiance for quiting smoking. It's a prime fucking bitch to quit. One day I was watching Family Guy and Brain the dog lit a smoke and the craving hit.

Good for you for quitting the booze, good luck.
Jan 23rd, 2004 12:37 PM
The Unseen My friends dad was an alcoholic and on suicide watch so my friend stopped drinking.
Jan 23rd, 2004 12:22 PM
Protoclown Dole and Willie made me LOL

Professor, good for you for making such a serious change in your life. That takes a lot of commitment and I think that's really cool that you and your girl both quit something for each other.

I'm actually thinking of taking UP drinking right about now.
Jan 23rd, 2004 12:15 PM
Dole 18) Poo off twat nose
Jan 23rd, 2004 09:55 AM
MISTER BIG T
Mmm...Beer...

I stopped while I was dating my ex. But as she is my ex, she cannot complain if I take few nowadays again.
Jan 23rd, 2004 07:01 AM
TeRRaNuSER 1) I smoked for 7 years
2) smokers are disgusting
3) smokers who want to quit but dont are worse
3) 'mummy' hates you more than me
4) You are weak
5) YOU
6) ARE
7) WEAK
Jan 23rd, 2004 05:41 AM
soundtest FUCK OFF LIGHTWEIGHT

and willie name your poison
Jan 23rd, 2004 05:10 AM
DamnthatDavid I have yet to give heavy drinking a try yet. Just don't have enough money. But I hate beer, stuff is fucking nasty and full of fat.

Oh yer, but I does enjoys wetting me whistle once in a while on some of der dem whiskey. Clear's out me throat real nice like.
Taste better den them average joe supa market beers.

I feel confident that when I do start pulling in the money, enough to spend on the finer things in life, that my Irish and German blood will hold me through some fun times ahead.
Jan 23rd, 2004 04:29 AM
executioneer not NOW, i have to work

-willie
Jan 23rd, 2004 04:22 AM
soundtest holy shit!@ u are here! it's on!!!!!
Jan 23rd, 2004 04:21 AM
executioneer OKAY

-willie
Jan 23rd, 2004 04:20 AM
soundtest wanna know irony? i'll tell u irony!

i am fucking HAMMERED right now!

and i agree with ONLY willie here. and i agree with hime 100%. and one day there will be a mock meet. and i am an alcholic and i will have HIM a drinking contest :D



edit: i prolly agree with dole too but am too inebriated to think HAHAHAH i'm a fucking LOSER
Jan 23rd, 2004 03:51 AM
Dole "haha, i quit smoking the day i decided i wanted to. it wasnt hard at all, youre just weak."

1) A 200 a day habit is hard to quit
2) non-smokers are rubbish
3) Ex-smokers are worse
4) You only smoked once, and it made you cry
5) You cried mainly because of fear of 'Mummy'
6) Don't get me started on 'Daddy'
7) Your dreams are filled with fevered landscapes of worringly phallic cigarettes menacing you
8 ) whats more disturbing is some of these dreams are 'wet' ones
9) Anyone who uses upper case letters randomly in their username is automatically a cUnT
10) The only time you tried to buy cigarrettes, you involuntarily defecated in your knickers when you tried to say the word 'cigarettes'
11) That experience became integrated in your phallic horror/sex dreams
12) Those ones were ALL wet
13) Smoking hates you
14) I hate you
15) 'Mummy' hates you
16) She'd hate you slightly less if you still smoked, it would mean you die sooner
17) Thats it for now- may add to this as need arises.
Jan 23rd, 2004 02:53 AM
executioneer w/e NEWB I quit smoking before I STARTED

-willie
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