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Jan 25th, 2004 07:48 PM
Big McLargehuge You're sick
Jan 25th, 2004 07:20 PM
noob3 dude, it's just about milkshakes you idiots. she has a little milkshake stand in her yard she keeps the ice cream in a box full of ice and the milk too she had a blender and cocoa powder and a bottle of vanilla and strawberrys you can ask her for a chocolate or a vanilla or a strawberry milkshake and boys like milkshakes so they come to her yard the girls want the boys attention but they suck at making milkshakes so they ask her for lessons
Jan 25th, 2004 07:08 PM
TeRRaNuSER and i didnt know i cared, intill now. <3-4-boogie
Jan 25th, 2004 06:36 PM
mburbank I didn't know you liked bugs.
Jan 25th, 2004 03:45 PM
Anonymous Handjobs, people, handjobs.


The milk part refers to the shizz, and the shake part refers to the up-and-down motion of the job itself.


By the way, I'm a volunteer etymologist in my spare time. Did I mention that?
Jan 25th, 2004 03:40 PM
TeRRaNuSER no one ever brings me to their yard for milkshakes
Jan 25th, 2004 03:19 PM
Supafly345 In my opinion I am still a kid, I am down with popular music, hell I even collect with those who listen heavily to that genre. . . yet I have never heard that song. I knew what it was about immedieatly however.
It is easy to tell what those hip-hop songs are about when girls are singing, I use a simple method: I hear it - it is about sex.
Jan 25th, 2004 02:52 PM
mburbank I'm just kind of sad the pharse isn't "Milkshake Friends". I mean, I don't know what they would be, but friends are nice and milkshakes are nice.
Jan 25th, 2004 12:15 PM
AChimp Holy shit, Studio8 was right.

This thread rocks now.
Jan 25th, 2004 08:30 AM
DamnthatDavid
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milk shake
22 votes

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.

usage: Last night, I met this girl with the biggest boobs, and I milk shaked her.
It only 22 votes, C is just being a dumbass, and found the most idiotic and stupid one possible.

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143 votes

Kelis says "Milkshake is just that thing that makes a woman stand out from everyone else. It's a thing that makes you sensual and warm and maternal. It could be about breasts but I don't have huge t*** so you gotta work with what you got."

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours" ...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=Milkshake&f=1
Jan 24th, 2004 01:38 PM
The Unseen
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Originally Posted by EverythingWillSuck
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Originally Posted by The Unseen
That's because you're divorced and live in a car
UK Subs?
I didn't think of that but yeah, that is a good UK subs song
Jan 24th, 2004 01:16 PM
The One and Only... You only think I'm gay because you know that, secretly, you're attracted to little boys.
Jan 24th, 2004 12:03 PM
HickMan BLAME THAT DAMNED STURN FELLA TO DEGRADE OUR NATION
Jan 24th, 2004 11:07 AM
mburbank Okay, thanks everybody.

I now feel worse about every aspect of life, which is pretty much where I knew this would lead when I started it. The fact that this song is on top fourty radio makes me feel old, cranky, prudish and I feel a sudden need to demand cencorship of the airwaves and write a stodgy letter of complaint to my local paper, noting that I'm a taxpayer and I have kids.

I'm also inclined to go with the Urban dictionaries deffinition now I've heard it. It makes a lurid sort of sense.

Oh, and OAO? I think your interpretation means you're gay, but that no boy will ever like you.
Jan 24th, 2004 05:20 AM
Studio8 This thread is a lot cooler if you read it while listening to the Mortal Kombat theme song techno version.
Jan 24th, 2004 12:46 AM
EverythingWillSuck
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Originally Posted by The Unseen
That's because you're divorced and live in a car
UK Subs?
Jan 24th, 2004 12:45 AM
executioneer i think it means whatever the hell you want it to mean stop over-analyzing it ok

-willie
Jan 24th, 2004 12:36 AM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by The One and Only...
Oh the speculations.

When I saw Burb's original post, I thought the song was about a guys cum (milkshake) full of semen (boys) going into the vagina (yard), and the man was saying that he semen live a better life than you do.
Jesus fucking Christ, could you be any more of a square?

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the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.
Always thought that was just called plain ol' "titty fucking."
Jan 24th, 2004 12:31 AM
Command Prompt According to the renowned urban dictionary:

milk shake
22 votes

the sexual act of a male putting his penis between a female's breasts, and thrusting his pelvis back and forth.

usage: Last night, I met this girl with the biggest boobs, and I milk shaked her.

So now not only does this song suck, but it makes no sense as well

EDIT - I always thought this was "Angel Fucking" :/
Jan 23rd, 2004 11:09 PM
Anonymous No, the guys want a handjob and the women want lessons. Although statistically, there should be some gay men that want lessons, too.
Jan 23rd, 2004 11:05 PM
Rongi Wait...teach a guy to give a goodone?
Jan 23rd, 2004 11:03 PM
Anonymous
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Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid
Milkshake, is her breasts. You shake them, they have milk.
She can shake them better then everyone elses.

another translation is that Milkshake is her sexiness, the way she moves, the way she walks. Attach some milk with icecream jugs to her while walking will result in them becoming milkshakey.
I figured that a milkshake was handjob. After all, it brings boys to the "yard," and you could teach someone else how to give a good one, for a price.
Jan 23rd, 2004 09:55 PM
Cap'n Crunch I AM OFFENDED BY YOUR SWASTIKA CHEESEBURGER.
Jan 23rd, 2004 09:53 PM
DamnthatDavid Heh, not everyone is up on the slang, so people might think it something else.
Jan 23rd, 2004 09:37 PM
Command Prompt Congradulations on your mastery of the obvious David

Perhaps you can now move on to giving us a little credit.
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